"You're such a tragedy!"

Xiaodong often said this to me with a look of pain.

But the saying of reasoning is the sentence Xiaodong said the most to me. In fact, I think this sentence is the biggest misunderstanding of me.

No matter how I say it, it doesn't look like a tragedy, but I'm also a comedy.

After pulling the barrel, we started to adjust the gun. This time, it may be because we haven't moved the gun for a long time. The oil pressure and other things on it are no longer enough. At this time, we discovered a relatively critical problem. The valve of the oil pressure regulator on the gun seemed to be loose.

This is a very embarrassing question, why? Because it is very high, you have to climb to the cannon, but after you climb up, you will find that the ceiling is only 1.2 meters apart from where you stand, so you have to squat.

Moreover, the valve of this oil pressure regulator is particularly large, and you must use all your body to adjust it, but how can you use all your body to use all your body when you squat? This has become a new topic.

After the final vote, Dawei was successfully selected. Who made him only 1.7 meters tall and weighed 150?

Big Face climbed to the track with difficulty, and took a huge wrench and started adjusting the oil pressure regulator.

But there is a problem. He really couldn't use his strength like this. He twisted it for a long time, but the regulator didn't move at all.

Just as Xiaodong was a little anxious, he said with a big face, "Give me some time to slow down."

We were wondering what it would be to slow down at this time, but we didn't expect that we could take out a cell phone from our pocket with our big face.

Then a song was played next to it.

I remember this song as if it was Jacky Cheung. I don’t know the title of the song, but I still remember the lyrics.

"Let us, who are weak, know how to be cruel and face every cold in life!"

I remember it seems like this.

In this song, Big Face tried all the tricks and twisted the valve bit by bit.

All of us applauded Big Face at that time, but we didn't expect that he had this skill and could buff himself by singing.

But the songs ended, and the song ended in three minutes, and Big Face returned to the previous state.

At this time, in order to arouse his big face, I also decided to play a song to give him a buff.

The song I played that day was "Zhu Bajie carried his wife!"

I still remember what Xiaodong said to me at that time: "You are really a tragedy!"

Just as I played the song, I saw my big face staggering, and my feet slipped and fell off the top.

At that time, Tingting was just under the big face. When I saw Tingting Tingting was about to be hit by the big face, I made a quick decision and kicked Da face directly to the side with a flying kick.

Friends who have studied physics should know that because of inertia, the strength is relative. My flying kick and the falling speed of Big Face actually had a counteracting effect at that time. So my kick was equivalent to saving Big Face.

But he didn't appreciate it at all, and even blamed me for being harsh.

"I'm saving you. It's not good for you to chat like this. Shouldn't you thank me for treating me to a meal?"

"I thank you for your paralysis. You kicked me on the 'chrysanthemum'!"

"Oh? Your chrysanthemum is not healed yet?"

"What do you think?" Big face turned around angrily, and then I saw that the pants behind his butt were stained with blood.

The military uniform stained with blood is really respectable!

...

I was beaten very badly that day! Except for Taiming and not taking action, almost everyone started to attack. Wait, what did Lao Wang do when he was mixed up? I just remembered now that I had no relationship with Lao Wang at all. Why did he beat me?

My face was injured and went directly to the health team. I had no choice but to be ordered to climb up to adjust the oil pressure regulator.

Actually, I can still climb up the cannon, but the problem is that after I climb up, I can't keep a squatting position, because even if I squat, my body will be too huge.

Some people may wonder why I am still so huge when squatting. To be precise, because I can't squat down completely, my squat is a bit close to what others are staging.

This is probably what it means, everyone imagine the picture for themselves.

...

So I ran to the cannon, and I couldn't keep my squatting posture, so I chose to lie on the cannon.

Let’s reason, I felt that kissing the cannon was actually quite good when I lay on the cannon.

Just when I was so comfortable that I wanted to sleep for a while, Xiaodong took a wooden stick for pulling cannons and poked it on my "bird"!

"Fatty, don't be lazy and work quickly, otherwise I will let your bird doze off forever."

So, it’s really annoying that the people in our army are all such ruthless people.

...

In order to add some strength to myself, I also played the song. Of course, my official song is Zhu Bajie carrying his wife. I don’t know why I felt very touching after listening to this song.

Big face heard the song and slipped down from the slope, and because I was lying down, I couldn't slide down, so I held the big wrench with both hands and tried my best to adjust the oil pressure regulator.

Things went smoothly, but if this matter ended here, it wouldn't appear in my book. Yes, it was similar to what everyone imagined. That day, I used too much force as I adjusted. As I was violent, the oil pressure regulator would not break, but the wrench would break!

That's it, the largest hydraulic chassis adjustment wrench in our class was scrapped.

Then Xiaodong continued to shout to me with a look of pain: "You are such a tragedy!!!"

I smiled bitterly: "Blame me?"

...

It is too late to discuss this issue now. We are so busy with time and tasks that we have to adjust it immediately. So because I made the disaster, I first sent Dawei to the health team and then broke the wrench, so I was sent to the brigade headquarters to borrow a wrench.

At that time, I learned that there was a position in the brigade department called the business chief. The business chief had spare tools for all our departments, so I could go to the business chief of the gun department to borrow this big board player.

I ran to the brigade headquarters in a hurry, and at this time I suddenly realized that it would be great if there was a bicycle.

Then I remembered my skates, but the skates could not be used in the brigade headquarters, so I started to think about other issues.

Of course this is a later story. I will consider what results I will tell you later.

Just when I ran to the brigade headquarters, I saw Aman, my dear cannon head, mainly at the door of the brigade headquarters.
Chapter completed!