The previous chapter was a long story. I am sorry that the number of words in water is a very annoying thing, and I don’t want to do this, but I think this book not only conveys some funny daily life to our army, but also hopes to convey some correct ideas and values ​​to everyone. After all, this is a military novel.

It can be said that the entire starting point is 99.99% fake, but my writing is true. So I hope to give everyone a more intuitive impression of the army.

OK, let's go back to the main text.

This time it takes a long time to enter the factory because it takes 21 days, unlike the usual seven days or 15 days, this time it is three weeks.

The main reason for the three weeks is that there are many damaged areas on our ship, and we need to add paint, change tools, and repair equipment.

The main problem our main gun encountered was that after encountering strong storms, water was in the front of the gun again, so we had to face an old problem - who should go ahead to clean the oil inside.

Speaking of this topic, I said it was really a headache, because even the democratic election voting that time, I gave up all the things that pretended to be like this, and everyone didn't want to see each other. All five of our class looked at me alone.

Are you sick? You are so thin, 100 pounds or 110 pounds, so you can choose a fat man with 240 pounds and jump into it. You are crazy.

"Fatty, you have to understand that we will help you lose weight!"

When Xiaodong said this, I didn’t know whether I believed it or not. Anyway, I didn’t believe it very much.

But it's useless at all. The voting ratio is 5:1. What can I do? I can only be forced to drive the ducks to the shelves again.

Five minutes later...

"Fatty, please turn sideways, turn sideways, and put your belly in and you'll go in immediately."

"I don't think I can't get in this time. The last time I could get in because I was 200 pounds. Now I'm 240 pounds, to be precise, 242 pounds! Don't joke, okay? How could such a fat lump be stuffed there!"

"Fatty, you have to imagine Tom and Jerry. You are like Tom inside. You can definitely get in if you close your belly!"

"Do you have any problems with your brain? Cats and mice are cartoons, they belong to 2D. I am a living person, and I am at least 4D. Can 4D be stuffed in? Don't try hard."

"Don't worry, fat man, I'll help you!"

When I heard Lao Wang’s shouting, I immediately felt that this guy was very righteous and was willing to help me at this critical moment. I was about to turn around and thank him, but when I turned my head, I saw Lao Wang take off his shoes. Yes, he took off his shoes, and he actually took off his shoes!!!

"Lao Wang, what do you want to do!" A bad premonition was touched in my heart.

"Go away!" Lao Wang shouted with a big toe and poked it directly into my anus.

At this time, I can especially experience the feeling of hemorrhoid surgery on a big face. I feel like a huge thing is thick and hard rubbing freely on your little chrysanthemum.

"Damn!"

In this way, I suddenly entered the front end of the cannon again!

I really think our class is sick. Now I think it's really tmd is sick. If the thin people don't go in, you let the fattest person go in, are you torture me, right?

Even if you force me to lose weight, you don’t have to do that. You can still use your big toe when you kill thousands of years!

Of course, this time, I was not the only one who was injured in the front scrubbing incident. We have to divide several people into the question.

The first one must be me, the chrysanthemum was blown by Da Lao Wang's big toe. And then not only that, when I entered, because I was sideways, my right waist hit the handle of the pitcher directly.

Don't tell me the topic of "I don't have a waist". At worst, just say I'm just a bucket hitting it, right?

Because I rushed in suddenly, I was kicking my big face outside and kicked me in the air.

Kicking empty is not scary, what is scary is that he fell directly on the floor with a single horse shape.

Soft tissue contusion and ligament strain were caused by a big face covering his crotch in pain, rolling all over the ground.

A single horse is really scary!

Apart from the two of us, I think the injury of our main gun is the worst, because after I entered, Xiaodong said to me: "The ribs of our gun seem to have been deformed!"

I was so angry that I almost cried. You knew it would deform. Why did you come like this again?

As a result, Xiaodong said to me: "There is no way. Even if it is deformed, I don't want to go in and wipe the oil by myself!"

Boss Guo, someone bullies the recruits! Don’t care!

However, although the process of getting in was very difficult, the job was OK.

Of course, this is mainly related to my intelligence. Fortunately, I had bought a vacuum cleaner before, so when I was sucking oil inside, I didn’t have to lie on the ground to wipe it. I just needed to suck the water dry first, then take the vacuum cleaner in and suck out the debris and rust inside.

But another small accident occurred during the sucking process. It was mainly because Xiaodong stepped on a nail in order to help me get the vacuum cleaner.

Haha, the sky has eyes!

That day, our class returned to the building after finishing work. He was injured under his crotch with big face and my kidneys broke through my back pain. Xiaodong limped one leg, and the nail was quite long. The health team bandaged the wound and told him that he would not be able to get into the water for several days.

After we went back, Aman saw our class and said to us in confusion: "Several, have you just returned from Afghanistan?"

Cannon Head, don’t chat like this, it’s really bad to chat like this!

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After that day, I felt that losing weight was an imminent topic. I couldn’t do anything because of my weight of 242 pounds.

In order to motivate myself to lose weight, I specially found a Korean slim coat on Taobao. This dress is particularly expensive because it is pure cashmere, which cost me more than 800 yuan.

I bought 3xl and weighed up to 180 kilograms to wear.

In this way, I hung this piece of clothing on the head of my bed, which inspired me to lose weight every day.

Don’t say that this dress still brings me a lot of benefits. Because of this dress, our Leitou still has contact with me and will say hello to me on WeChat during festivals.

Because I bought this piece of clothing until I was discharged from the time I was discharged from the time I was discharged from the time I was discharged from the army, and I could only give it to Lei Tou when I was discharged from the army and asked him to wear it back to the northeast.

I still remember Lei Tou's expression when he got my clothes.

I asked me in surprise at the time: "Sanbai, this dress feels very good quality and is brand new. Do you really don't wear it to give it to me?"

I wanted to say at that time, if I wear it, will it be your turn? Isn’t this not enough?

So, who can understand the fat man’s sorrow!
Chapter completed!