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Qingdao in October is actually quite cold, especially in the morning, when a large group of people were standing in front of the building in underwear, it was still unregulated. But everyone had no choice. If you were electrocuted or frozen to death, you always had to make a choice.

It will never die if it is frozen for a while. As for electricity, you will never know whether it will reach 220 volts in the next moment.

After weighing the trade-offs, everyone made this choice - went downstairs in underwear.

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I don’t know if you have seen Xiao Xiaosu’s advertisement. Yes, it’s the one who shouted in the movie, ‘Who is it! Who is it!’.

The water flowed from the third floor to the first floor, and then flowed down the steps along the way.

Our grandpa Bi was wearing briefs with some shit and yellow tits, standing in front of the building and shouting, "Who is it! Who is it!" The expression was more vivid than in the advertisement.

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This incident alarmed our captain. The moment the captain rushed over, he saw a magical picture.

More than a hundred people were wearing underwear in the autumn wind, trembling with bare thighs. What’s more obvious is that occasionally a few people’s underwear seemed to have a little yellowish look.

Our captain was shocked, and our captain Grandpa Bi was also shocked. The scene was as quiet as death, with only the gurgling water on the stairs.

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Half an hour later, the main gate and the electric switch were finally turned off. Everyone could finally go back to the dormitory to wear pants. Many people covered their faces when they entered the room. After all, it was so embarrassing to appear in front of the girl wearing underwear the next day.

Grandpa Bi put on his pants and rushed to the third floor immediately, and then he discovered the hole that the monk and I destroyed.

Next came the Xiaoxiao advertisement, and Grandpa Bi's roar sounded throughout the fifth team.

Of course, the monk and I would not stand up on our own initiative. After all, Grandpa Bi was angry at this time, so we didn’t want to die.

But we carefully considered it, and taking the initiative to "submit ourselves" may be able to handle it with lenient treatment. After all, this is our "unintentional mistake".

If we were accused, we might be dead. After all, letting hundreds of people in only underwear stand in front of the building is not an ordinary crime.

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A man was a real man, sitting upright. The monk and I appeared in front of our captain in a righteous manner. Grandpa Bi looked at us with a confused look on his face. We looked up and raised our heads and chests, and we didn't look like people who made mistakes, but like heroes who were generous in death.

This made Grandpa Bi wonder whether we were the ones who were responsible for others.

This time, the "submission" was actually quite harmonious. Grandpa Bi was still very kind and did not do anything to us. However, he asked the vast number of "disastered people" to punish us.

That morning, the monk and I held our heads in both hands and finally protected our handsome faces.

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That day happened to be Saturday, and everyone was on holiday. But the monk and I didn't have a holiday. Grandpa Bi was kind and did not give us any extra punishment. So he asked us to help the workers who were repairing the water pipes.

This is what we should do. After all, we have exposed this mess, so such a punishment is considered light.

The repair didn't take much time, after all, it was just a water pipe replacement, and it was done in just a few hours.

However, it still made the monk and I very tired when we moved the new radiator upstairs, so when the masters were repairing the water pipes, we found a place to sit for a while.

We didn't dare to walk far away, so we could only choose to sit in the toilet. It was impossible for the military toilet to have toilets, so there was no place to sit. After the monk and I looked around, they finally found a piece of iron pipe derived from the wall.

So I sat on it with the monks, chatting while watching the masters repair.

After the masters finished the water pipes, the monk and I were both happy. We both had to complete the task like this.

However, just as the two of us were about to stand up, I suddenly felt my butt sink down.

Yes, you guessed it right, the iron pipe under our butt was cracked by us.

What I fear even more is that... this water pipe is a sewage pipe, that is...

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My monk and I changed their faces drastically. This picture is described as "gliding all over the ground", or "flying out", or "flying high and flying far away".

The cracked iron pipe kept gushing outwards with a "golden yellow". It was not just us, but even the workers who repaired the water pipes changed drastically.

Our group of people only regretted that our parents had less legs, and they rushed out of the toilet with their hands and feet, and shouted, "Escape quickly!"

Well, because there is already a precedent for this incident in the morning. So when the monk and I shouted to run away, almost everyone's first reaction was to lift their pants and then run out desperately.

I don’t know how the sewage pipes in the Xuebian Barracks are arranged, but I know that the amount of "shock" sprayed seems to be less than the amount of water in the morning.

Our third-district team ran down from the third floor at the first time. Of course, we were pinching our noses while running.

When they ran to the second floor, the second district team saw us and the "Jin Xiangliu" who was following us was so scared that their faces changed drastically, and then rushed downstairs without saying a word.

So on the same day, our five teams rushed out of the building twice. However, the first time was the water with electricity, and the second time was... Xiang.

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When Grandpa Bi walked out of the building, he looked at me and the monk with the expression of looking at Ultraman.

"I asked you to repair a water pipe. How did you repair the "Xiang"? Did you use "Xiang" to repair the water pipe?"

Facing Grandpa Bi's roar, the monk and I were helpless. We didn't know that the iron pipe would explode, and why the water pipe had such a large amount of "soar"!

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On the same day, the captain came to Team 5 for the second time. Then he looked confused again.

The first time I was stunned was that I was shocked by hundreds of "perverts" wearing underwear.

And this time, I was shocked by the "gold" all over the ground.

Grandpa Bi looked at the captain with awkward face. To be honest, he didn't know why this happened.

The captain stayed for a long time, and finally could only look at Grandpa Bi and said, "Brother, can you play some normal things on rest days? Even if it is not normal, don't play shit!"

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The troops do not allow soldiers to sleep in single dormitories, but the monk and I have the privilege. We can not only sleep in single dormitories, but also in double buildings.

Yes, we moved to Team 6 in one day after we entered Team 5. The main reason is that Team 5 is so smelly that it is impossible to live in.

The female soldiers were also very devastated because the stench kept coming in through the windows, so much so that they had to close the windows and live.
Chapter completed!