I was suddenly shocked when I listened to my dad's long words.

Dad, you don’t speak at work or after get off work, your prostate is inflamed, your work is not prominent, your work is not prominent, and your lumbar disc is herniated.

Is it really appropriate to use your son for all your criminal investigation skills in your life?

My dad nodded firmly to me and said to me: "It's so fucking."

It seems that I am not my biological child. Shouldn’t I eat big fish and meat and nourish me if I have a fracture?

Every day, this pork rib soup or big bone soup is served with green vegetables, celery, chicken breast, mushrooms, and rice. What kind of menu is this?

...

When I got home, my parents and I stayed together again. After the three of us stared at each other, my dad started to worry again when he looked at me every day.

"Son, sometimes I really admire you. I can't lose weight even if I send you to the army. To be honest, what did you do?" My dad said to me with a serious tone.

Actually, I think this is a bit misunderstanding. Look! The army is not a weight loss summer camp, and it doesn’t say that you will lose weight if you enter.

"Then do you mean I should send you to a weight loss summer camp instead of the army?" My dad looked at me playfully and continued, "In such a difficult place, eat braised vegetables every day. What did you do to maintain this weight?"

If you think about it carefully, what my father said makes some sense. The army is really a place where you should eat braised vegetables.

Look, except for me, everyone on our boat is "eating braised vegetables"?

Well, the picture of our meal on the boat is like this. As soon as I walked into the restaurant, everyone avoided me. I was afraid that I would help them eat meat, and if I couldn’t eat meat... I would start performing ‘ventral skills’, not that I was boasting. The sound of my vomiting sound was super similar!

By the way, I have done a lot of things on the boat. Damn, I really can't think about this. After thinking about it carefully, I found that I seemed to be the biggest disaster on our boat.

Of course, these words cannot be known to my dad.

Because I can't lose weight, every time my dad sees others, he says that the Navy's food is very good. Look at me, when I go there, I come back three hundred.

Tears were flowing, I really brought bad luck to our navy!

But the food is delicious, it’s really hard to say. Anyway, the food on our boat has always been bad. But I can’t resist the way I have.

Look, I don’t smoke, drink, don’t prostitutes or gamble. If I don’t buy some side dishes and reward myself every day, what’s the point of being alive?

Now I can't go to Nansha anymore. Many of the things I bought are no longer useful, so they must have been divided up by Xiaodong and the others.

But fortunately, I took all the snacks back. During those days in the health team, I lived with snacks every day.

This is why no one delivers me food and I don't care much about it.

...

There is a question about whether the meat is enough to eat. After Dachao and the others came back from Nansha, I asked Dachao. Dachao's answer was that if I was not here, the meat on the boat would indeed be much more.

Moreover, everyone's stomach has improved a lot, and it is not easy to get stomachache when eating, because there is no need to compete with a pervert for meat, nor do you have to worry about eating it while eating, and suddenly a piece of meat is missing. As you eat, a pair of sinful chopsticks come over. As you eat, someone suddenly sprays saliva into your dish and steals your meat to eat.

After hearing what Dawei said, I was confused: "Am I really that shameless?"

As a result, let alone big faces, Xiaodong and Lao Wang nodded in unison and said to me: "You are really that shameless. If there is a shameless god, it is definitely you."

I:"……"

...

Of course, the above things are just what they say casually. In fact, there are still many differences between me and real shamelessness. As we often say recently, those people are called shamelessness. And I am the kind of god of joy, the person who brings everyone laughing in my boring military career.

The position I have always given myself is the God of Laughing, the kind of person who hopes that everyone can laugh when they see me. Although the God of Laughing is indeed a bit big, this does not hinder my self-awareness.

...

I couldn't go anywhere at home after a fracture, so I started playing games. But after all, I haven't touched the computer for more than a year, so I don't know what games are more fun recently. Later, at the suggestion of my classmate, I played a game called Jianling, which is a game from Tencent.

To be honest, this game is not particularly expensive, as long as you don’t follow the trend. My main fun in this game is to pinch your face and buy clothes.

Well, don’t think I’m a shemale account. I’m actually a male actor. Who said that male actors can’t buy fashion?

Then I will buy a big tutorial on the Internet to teach you how to pinch a zombie, which is a face that is more than three meters tall, thin as a hair, with ribs one by one, and blue veins bulging.

Then for such a character, I bought him a small Cote Loli-style dress. That's right, friends who have played with Sword Spirit should know that this dress is called "I'm also an angel", which is a women's dress worn by men.

After I had this role, I took a lot of photos and sent them to my classmates and Big Face, and then they unanimously recognized that I might be a pervert.

Haha, you don’t understand beauty at all.

...

While playing, my mom said that your character is so thin and perverted in the game. Have you ever considered losing weight by yourself?

I think my mother is also making things difficult for me. Have you ever considered that I had a fracture? So my mother gave me another idea and she said you don’t have to go downstairs to have a crutch.

I want to lose weight after walking with a cane.

But then my dad said that if I didn’t walk a kilometer every day, he wouldn’t give me food, so I had no choice but to walk slowly downstairs with a cane.

Of course, my mother is with me throughout the journey.

But then again, if you say you should accompany me, just accompany me, a son with a cane, walk around for a while, and you also want to ride a balance bike. Is this necessary?

...

Speaking of balance bikes, I will talk about a small thing here. Just a few days ago, an AI exhibition was held in Shanghai.

The two bigwigs at the exhibition stayed in our hotel. These two bigwigs were very interesting. They couldn't walk well and had to ride a balance bike, even in the hotel.

And such a person actually goes to the gym to run every day. If you don’t ride a balance bike, isn’t it the same if you take two steps?
Chapter completed!