I'm very surprised how Big Face came to this conclusion?

Big Face tells me that girls who like to sleep in class have these advantages.

First of all, the girl who sleeps during the day will definitely not snore, otherwise she will not dare to sleep during the day.

Secondly, you can get into college or class to make money, which means that this kind of girl has very high abilities and IQ.

Finally, you can't cover your quilt when sleeping in broad daylight, so you can still sleep. You can ensure that your body has very good resistance and is suitable for being a mother. You will definitely be able to give birth to a healthy child.

I thought about it, and then I was surprised to find that this seemed to make some sense.

As a result, Xiaodong sneered: "He sleeps during the day, do you know what she should do when she sleeps at night?"

Suddenly the atmosphere became quiet, and then we looked at our big face strangely together.

Big Face turned her head and looked at the sea from the window, and said with a vicissitudes of life: "The weather is pretty good today."

...

After we played the game with Dafa, we found that Brother Face is actually very good at picking up girls.

At that time, Tingting and I, Yunyun, from the missile command squad, and Big Face, played four people together.

None of us found a girlfriend, so he married someone else in the game.

So one day when he was taking a shower outside, someone in the game group asked: "Do you four know each other in reality?"

I said, "Isn't this the most natural thing? All four of us belong to the same company."

"Let me introduce it! Tingting is the chairman, I am the vice chairman, and Yunyun is the company's finance department manager."

There was an uproar in the group. At this time, the big-faced wife asked excitedly: "What is that big-faced?"

The three of us thought about it and replied: "Big Face's position is particularly important. If he doesn't nod every day, we can't join the company."

The big-faced wife was even more excited! She asked quickly: "He is so powerful, what is he doing?"

"The security guard who is watching the door."

"...I want to divorce him." The big-faced wife said resentfully.

Soon Dachai came back from taking a shower and saw everyone discussing it in the game group. So he also wanted to join, but when he opened his mouth, everyone said to him with a weird smile: "See the door! Are you back?"

Big face was confused and had no idea what happened. The three of us didn't say a word, and it seemed that nothing happened.

I have to say that Big Face’s intuition is still very accurate. He instinctively had a bad premonition, so he flipped through the chat records very easily.

Then he rushed over and wanted to beat me up.

But I was so clever that I had already run to the dock to hide.

To be honest, I know Big Face so well.

I knew Big Face would explain later, wanting to save my image. However, I was smart and had already seen through everything.

Just when Dawei explained that he was not a security guard and a financial manager, we were just kidding him.

No one in the game believed him anymore. The big-faced wife even said fiercely: "We won't believe you anymore!"

Big Face asked strangely: "Why?"

"You are flipping through the chat records!" said the big-faced wife.

So Brother Fawn doubled up again in confusion, and found that just a second before his explanation, I sent a message.

"Everyone is careful! Big face is going to show off!"

To be honest, if the fire axe was not relatively dull that day, I would have been killed by Brother Face.

...

Having said that, when the four of us started playing games, Big Face suggested that the four of us should think of one more interesting, and when we saw that the four of us were together, they would have the names of the four of us.

After thinking about it, we thought it made sense, so I called "Da Li Vajra Buttocks", "Da Li Vajra Palm", and Yunyun called "Da Li Vajra Legs". We all gave the most important "Da Li Vajra Face" to the big face.

As a result, we were so angry that we had to call it the Dark Night Forest.

As a result, when we entered the game, everyone found it strange to see the four of us. It was obvious that the four of us were watching each other, and the names of the three of us were the same.

The name of the Duo Dawei is particularly different.

We also felt very embarrassed, so we explained that all three of us were describing one person.

So no matter what the big face is called, the people in the game call him the big King Kong face.

Because of this, Big Face almost abandoned the pit.

...

At that time, a popular saying: Call for a trip that you can go without saying a word.

Big Face envied such a trip. So he kept telling me that he was going to take a trip that he could go.

Actually, I think a trip that can be walked at will is very simple, you can go anytime, anywhere.

The so-called "leave" means that you don't need any plan or any luggage. Take your cell phone and your job, and then you can take a trip that you can go there.

Buy a train ticket and go anywhere. When the train arrives at the station, you push open the door. Find a corner of the wall and squat down and put the bowl in front.

"Thank you, thank you, please give me some money, support Alipay and WeChat."

This is a real trip that can be done with just one's own words!

...

Dawei wanted to take a trip all day long. Finally, he made a decision. When he was about to retire from the army, he bought a bicycle and rode directly from Fujian to his hometown in Henan.

But he has never been discharged from the army, which has led to the failure to come true.

However, this did not prevent him from putting this wish on others to realize it. So he fooled one of his fellow villagers and rode his bicycle home when he was discharged from the army.

As a result, his fellow villager really listened to his tricks and embarked on a road of no return with 30,000 yuan and a bicycle on the day of retirement.

Actually, I think this experiment is quite interesting, at least let us all know how long it takes to ride from Fujian to Henan.

If you ride for six hours a day at a normal speed, you will need to ride for about 22 days. During these 22 days, you also have to count staying in a hotel, eating and drinking water every day, so when his fellow villager returns home, only 2,000 yuan is left.

This is just a little money, and nothing is wrong. The main reason is that the exercise intensity is too high. After his fellow villager returned home, he only rode his bike for a month, but he stayed at home for three months before he recovered.

After that, his fellow villagers tried their best to invite everyone to sit at his house during vacation, but his witty face never went there.

...

Before going to Nansha, the captain held a mobilization meeting last.

It was Wednesday. After dinner, everyone was about to go to take a shower, but the captain stopped him. So everyone was not in a very good mood, so they could only sit in the back restaurant for a meeting with the feeling of giving the captain face.

I always eat faster than others, so I had already gone up to take a shower that day. When I heard the order to gather on the boat, I hurried back.
Chapter completed!