After listening to the waiter's words, I was very shocked. At that time, I just wanted to say one sentence - mmp.

...

At that time, Ningde had a scam, which was very famous. It was about giving back at the end of the year. Ten golden eggs were smashed for 100 yuan, and whatever they hit was taken away.

When a few of us walked over, the host who smashed the golden eggs insisted on pulling us and saying that we would participate too.

We don't want it, this thing is a lie at first glance.

As a result, the host refused to let go and said that they were not lying, and they took whatever they really hit.

As a result, as soon as he finished speaking, I saw a bright light emitted from the big-faced eyes. To be honest, if the big-faced eyes could be smaller, I guess the light could turn into a laser and shoot out.

He looked at the host with a big face and said excitedly: "Can you take away whatever you really hit?"

Before the host came to his senses, he nodded stupidly and said, "Yes."

So Dawei immediately paid 100 yuan, then hit the head of the little girl who was responsible for looking at the golden egg with one hammer, and then held the little girl's hand and was about to leave.

The scene was once in chaos.

The host was shocked at the time. He looked at us and didn't know what to say. I thought his inner monologue, "It should be that you guys don't play according to the routine."

The little girl next to her who looked at the golden egg was so scared that she almost cried. She looked at her 40-pound face, looking frightened.

"Sir, this..."

The host hadn't finished speaking yet, his big-faced eyes shone again, and he looked at the host with a weird smile: "Yes, I can smash it nine more times, do you still have girls here?"

“…”

When the host saw that the scene was almost impossible to control, he called. Several men with tattoos on their arms appeared from a distance.

As a result, Dafeng was calm and calm. When I thought he had some tricks, Dafeng suddenly turned his head and looked at me, then he knelt down and shouted heart-wrenchingly while holding my legs.

"Brother, didn't we agree not to kill people? Why do you still have to carry a knife? What exactly do you want to do?"

I:"……"

What does this have to do with me?

But what are you thugs? Looking at my horrified look, it seems that I have really killed someone.

Later, after our persuasion, the host finally returned the 100 yuan to Damian, and asked him to add the girl's WeChat.

Of course, as soon as he returned to the army, the girl pulled him on the blacklist. Haha, it's a joyful congratulations.

...

Speaking of this unexpected and full of imagination, I want to tell my own story.

Just a few days ago, a group of people came to the entrance of my community to promote some water purifiers. They said that their water purifiers can purify tap water into pure water that can be consumed directly.

Anyway, I've said a lot.

Then he said that tap water cannot be drunk directly, even if it boils, there is a lot of bleach in it. Drinking too much is harmful to the human body, and in severe cases it can also cause cancer.

Then he poured a glass of tap water on the spot and said to everyone: "Look at a glass of tap water here, who dares to drink it? I paid 100 yuan, does anyone dare to come up and drink it?"

Then before we could speak, the host continued, "Don't say 100 yuan is 1,000 yuan, I won't go to drink a glass of tap water if you ask me to drink."

Hearing this, I couldn't sit still anymore. I immediately jumped up and rushed to the stage and shouted: "No need to 1,000 yuan per cup, 100 yuan per cup, I'll drink a bucket first. I'll do it first!"

Then I ignored the staff's obstruction and drank a bucket of tap water directly.

The host was also confused on the spot. Looking at my eyes, he felt aggrieved as if saying, "Brother, why don't you play according to the rules?"

There is no way, I learned everything from Big Face. Anyway, I want everything, but I just don’t want it.

Finally, the host who promoted the water purifier paid me 300 yuan and then left in shame.

There is no way if my dad didn't think it was embarrassing to stop me, I would probably have drunk the host and lost everything.

...

The ship was repaired quickly and we also started to set off and return to the brigade.

Back at the brigade, there were more and more people on our ship. Because one of our ships had to remain in full force, there were many soldiers, non-commissioned officers, conscripts, and officers who were about to come up.

At this time, a problem occurred, as if there was not enough food.

Then we were there to discuss the topic of not enough food.

It is absolutely normal for so many people at sea to have enough food.

So after we discuss, we are preparing to launch an emergency reserve plan.

That is, when there is not enough food, two people eat a dish.

So many people started to pair up.

Then I sat there. No one was willing to pair with me. But the ridiculous question came, and in the end, only the captain and the captain were left.

The captain looked at me, and I also looked at it. Finally, the captain said, let's have our own food.

I really think this idea is very good, otherwise one of us would starve to death when we were paired up.

...

Longlong has nothing to do and often likes to joke with me. If you are a generous person like me, I can even kill you if you joke with me? At most, I can kill you half-death, right?

Just kidding, I am a very kind fat man.

On the day I returned to the brigade, I walked at the dock with a large bag of express delivery. Longlong suddenly appeared behind me and wanted to pick me up from behind.

As I said before, Longlong weighs only about 120 kilograms, barely half of mine.

I thought I couldn't hit him with this thing, so I cooperated with him and hoped that he would pick me up.

Then at the moment when Longlong exerted force, I jumped, hoping to help him pick me up.

According to the onlookers on the scene, the moment I jumped up, Longlong's face changed, and his little face turned white.

But he didn't say anything because I tried hard to get him to pick me up, so he really tried hard to pick me up.

But it seems that the weight difference is a little bigger.

The scene seen by the onlookers was like this. Under the sunset, Longlong bent his legs and tried hard to hold a very, very heavy fat man.

The fat man had his feet off the ground at that time, and then slowly suppressed the dragon's thin body.

I saw Longlong's legs bent more and more, and then we slowly fell to the ground at a very slow speed.

I want to tell you something common sense here. Everyone should know that when a girl sits on the ground, there is a very cute sitting position, that is, when she kneels, her feet stretch out and her knees are next to each other.

But boys can't do this position.

If you want to do this pose, either you are a yoga master.
Chapter completed!