Finally, at the forefront of this storm, the above order came down. Yes, we went to patrol the Nansha.

When the order came, all of us trembled. Of course, everyone was different from the trembling part, and Xiaodong and his friends were almost turning into RMB.

As for the excitement of the newcomers, we can go to Nansha to have a look.

Nanhai, this place is not something that everyone can go to. Being able to go there for the rest of your life will be considered a waste of time to join the army.

After hearing what I said, Xiaodong excitedly found the postcard from the Nansha Post Office. Well, there are so many pictures of this thing in the country. It is really a good souvenir.

Of course, if I could only choose one naval souvenir, I would still want the sterling silver naval whistle.

After the order was released, we got another opportunity to return to the factory to repair it again, and do some installation work.

But no one expected to return to the factory this time, because he only had to go to the factory for 10 days and had to move the shells twice. The time was tight and the task was heavy, so he was very unhappy.

But we have no choice but to choose many things. If the above orders are issued, can you still not obey?

As a result, I heard this complaint from Dabing. Dabing thought about it solemnly, and finally told me seriously: "Why, why not, our bomb depot tonight?"

"Okay, go and light the fire, I'll take the wind outside." I said leisurely.

Big face patted my shoulder with a refreshing smile and said with an awkward smile: "Don't be so serious, I'm joking with you. But if you really light the fire, I can still help you release the fire."

"Then let's not order the ammunition depot anymore. Let's try that simple fire therapy..."

"Get out of here, I'm sorry." Big face rolled her eyes and turned around disdainfully, and then hit Lao Wang who had just returned from a bucket of boiling water.

The boiling water directly covered Lao Wang's whole body, and Lao Wang was so hot that he shouted.

He looked at Lao Wang with a big face, looking horrified.

"I'll withdraw first, I'll talk later if I have something to do."

"Don't run away, I'll kill you."

Well, this is the daily life of our class, causing trouble, being beaten, chasing, and then cleaning up the mess.

Speaking of boiling water, because we were going to Nansha, we applied for a brand new water boiler on the ship.

There is a boiling water room on our boat, which is specially designed to boil water. But I never like the water in this boiler, and I always feel that the taste is strange.

Many new recruits just came up and drank the water from the water boiler, and they vomited and had diarrhea. However, our brigade has always denied that there was a problem with the water boiler, and just said that they were not suitable for the water.

But when we replaced this time, we realized that the water boiler did not have a filter. Of course, this is not the most critical, the most critical thing is... the water boiler has already grown moss.

I boil water every day and never clean it. Although boiling water is disinfected, it is afraid that it is no different from gutter oil if it has not been cleaned for so long.

The master who installed the water boiler removed the original old water boiler and said to us in shock: "It's really worthy of being from the army. We have always maintained a hard and simple style. But then again, hygiene and health still have to be said. Look, it's like a dishwashing detergent, and there are so small stones underneath. I tell you, drinking this little stone will cause kidney stones, and in severe cases it will cause impotence."

"It turns out that this is the one that hurts me." At this moment, Brother Sen shouted angrily, and then stomped his feet hard.

We looked at Zhang Sen with a confused look on his face. What are you doing... No, no, even if that thing is not good, it should have nothing to do with kidney stones.

A completely new water boiler was installed and a brand new filter was installed. Finally, the boiling water was not as smelly as salted fish before.

But what the master said made us a little panic, kidney stones, legend is so painful, and... it will cause impotence if you don't do it properly.

That night, my big face mysteriously found me and asked me: "Fatty, I feel a little back pain recently. Am I also having kidney stones?"

"There should be no direct connection between low back pain and kidney stones, right? Have you considered Huiyuan Shenbao?"

"Get thick."

“…….”

"You can check it for me, do you have any signs of kidney stones?"

"I'm so annoying, I'll check it out for you."

So I took a look at it on Baidu and I won’t talk about the messy test method, but later I saw one I thought was simple and practical.

That is, when you get a kidney stone, you will feel a tingling feeling.

Well, so I told Dawei about this method.

Of course, Big Face rolled my eyes and then fell asleep on my own.

When I was sleeping in a daze at night, I suddenly heard a strange sound.

I was stunned and opened my eyes in a daze, but I saw a light coming in outside the studio door.

Of course, it is normal to have light, because the troops have the habit of checking the night. According to the convention, every day, the officials on duty have to check the night, and the leaders on duty have to check the night, and there are also staff members of the brigade headquarters to check the night.

And the staff officer who checked the brigade's office on that day, well, it was no one else, but the angry villain brother.

Seeing that I was a slut, I decisively pretended that I didn’t see it and continued to sleep. Anyway, it must have nothing to do with me.

As a result, the next morning, I heard the sensational masturbation incident uploaded by the ship.

I was confused, who was caught even when I was masturbating?

Just as I was schadenfreshingly complaining, Xiaodong looked at me with a scathing face, Lao Wang looked at me with a scathing face, Lao Hu looked at me with a scathing face, and looked at me with a scathing face.

Finally, he lowered his head with awkward look on his face.

What's going on?

"Tell me yourself." Xiaodong lit a cigarette and said lightly to his big face.

He looked at me with a big face, without saying a word, but there was an angry flame in his eyes.

I was confused again, what's going on?

Lao Wang snorted and said coldly: "Oh, I'm sorry. The brigade headquarters came to check the night last night, but it turned out that our brother was masturbating. You said you could just hit me, why are you sitting on the head of the bed? Take a step back and sit down. When you see Youguang, you should pull up your pants. What the hell is that you ejaculate at the slut when you are fine?"

"Damn, this sin is a bit too great. Did you write him down?"

"It's not a violation of the rules when masturbating, it's just...that's all...that's all. Let's not talk about this anymore. You can wash my quilt first." Lao Wang said to Big Face with resentment.

Based on the confessions of each person, the answer I finally guessed was that after Dachao and I casually spoke, Dachao believed it. He prepared to try it in the middle of the night, and in order to prevent the quilt from getting dirty, he directly lifted the quilt and sat on the upper bunk and made a shot.

At this moment, the villain brought someone to check the night. When he was scared, his big face was released and then he splashed Lao Wang's quilt.
Chapter completed!