Chapter 135
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The big face looked at the lighter in Lao Wang's hand in horror and said in panic: "Calm down, you can't do this thing randomly!"
"Not it, this thing has a certain scientific basis."
At this moment, Zhang Sen suddenly ran over to borrow things, and then looked at the lighter in Lao Wang's hand with a serious look on his face.
Now it was Lao Wang and I’m shocked. This is just a joke. Where did we get the scientific basis?
Zhang Sen paused and said, "Have you heard of fire therapy?"
"I've heard of cremation." Brother Face said seriously.
us:"……"
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Zhang Sen spent about fifteen minutes, from the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors to the Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic, from Pangu's Creation of Heaven to the Compendium of Materia Medica, to comprehensively explaining the benefits of fire therapy.
Big face was also stunned, but he still retained his last trace of reason and said to us: "But we don't have towels or alcohol."
"Your place is relatively small, we can use tissue instead of rags. In addition, although we don't have alcohol, Haifei has a lot of alcohol at altitude." Zhang Sen was very tempted, um, now that he thinks about this face, there seems to be no difference between this face and the evil ghosts in hell.
In this strange atmosphere, we quickly collected all the props.
First, take out a tissue, and then wet it with cauliflower (high wine was not found in the end, so I used cauliflower instead. The cauliflower has alcohol in it that can be used as a ignition agent, but now the spray cauliflower seems to be impossible). After wet it, let the big face lie on the ground, put the paper on the root of his tail, and then Zhang Sen lit the tissue.
My big face lies down like this. To be honest, I still don’t know why he was lying down at that time. Did you really believe it?
Oh, by the way, we have fire protection measures, which is that I drink a big sip of water and be ready to spray water to put out the fire at any time.
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"Mad, is this really appropriate?" said a big face lying on the ground in panic.
At this time, a lot of people gathered in our workshop. Well, everyone wants to see if it is possible to use this method for fire therapy.
Zhang Sen looked at his big face and said with a serious look: "Don't worry, we are all ready. You must understand that this experiment is transcendental. As long as it succeeds, it means we can do fire therapy on the ship."
"What if it doesn't work?" asked a big face trembled.
"Then just cremate!"
“…….”
"No, I'm leaving." Dafeng was just about to get up and was stepped on by Xiaodong, and Zhang Sen took the opportunity to lit the tissue quickly.
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Theory is theory, and there are indeed some deviations in actual operation. For example, we did not consider that the body hair on the big face is very heavy, so... the fire spread instantly.
"Damn Ni's numbness, it's so hot!" Big face immediately screamed.
Seeing this, I quickly sprayed water over.
To be honest, I am a professional to put out the fire. When I sip of water passes, I will extinguish 90% of the fire. The only thing that has not been destroyed... is the fire inside the crack of the big face butt.
To be honest, how could this fire go into that?
Later I learned that there is still a kind of body hair on a human body, called thigh hair!
so……
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"I'll go!" The big face rubbed and his butt jumped up with a fire.
To be honest, isn’t it even harder to extinguish the fire when you jump to the fire? Why, you don’t want your butt anymore?
Seeing this, Zhang Sen hurriedly shouted, "Bend down quickly." While saying that, Zhang Sen quickly took a sip of water.
Seeing this, Dafang quickly bent down and looked at Zhang Sen's mouth with his bare butt.
As a result, before Zhang Senshui could be sprayed out, we all heard a melodious "puff"~~~
I don’t know if you have watched the Fire Dragon performance, it is the one that spits out a long and long mouth.
I felt that what I saw was a miniature fire dragon performance. The only difference was that the fire dragon spurted out with its big face with its butt.
This fire dragon came out and burned Zhang Sen. The water he had just drunk was so scared that he swallowed it. Fortunately, the hair was only a little bit, so the flame was not big, and the big face was just like extinguishing the fire.
But soon we discovered another problem, that is... Zhang Sen's eyebrows were burnt.
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The simple fire therapy experiment failed like this. I think it’s a pity. In fact, I would have given me a few more opportunities to improve it. It should be successful.
But Damao is no longer willing to try it, and even Zhang Sen is no longer willing to do it.
For a long time, big faces like to sit in their legs.
Zhang Sen learned how to draw eyebrows.
Why……
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It’s the end of the year again, and it’s our favorite part again. New equipment will be released at this time of year.
I didn't type a typo, it was new equipment. The equipment means not only clothes, but also shoes, military ranks, hats, quilts and gloves.
Of course, you will send different things according to your different military experience.
I sent something that year, as if it was a tactical pen. It was so strange, why did I give it this kind of thing?
But soon I found its usage, so I held the tactical pen and hit the big face with a tactical pen without saying a word.
After that, my tactical pen fell into the sea and I never saw it again.
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Big Face was so happy that year. Not only did he get a military uniform, he also gave him a pair of combat boots.
To be honest, the combat boots issued by the troops are beautiful. If I hadn't been able to wear them, I would have been able to go.
Big Face took the combat boots and happily went back to the upper bunk to try it on. I want to talk about the boots. As we all know, new boots are relatively hard, and you have to find a place to sit down and hold them hard with your hands to be able to wear them.
That's what her big face is. She sat on the edge of the bed and slid her shoes, then kicked hard... and stepped heavily on Lao Wang's face who was folding the quilt.
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"Wow, these big footprints." I said excitedly.
My big face was almost angry with me and cursed: "Shut up, you fat man."
"Old Wang, listen to my explanation, I really didn't mean it."
"Wow, the shoe prints are so obvious, I guess they won't be able to disappear for a while. By the way, why are you kicking your big face so straight and so straight? Could it be..." I said on the side with a weird smile.
Big Face: "I've got the fat man next door, I'll kill you."
"You wait a little longer, I'm going to chat with you." Old Wang grabbed his big face and said gloomyly.
In this way, I watched Lao Wang drag his face into the workshop and locked it to the door.
Yes, rest in peace.
Chapter completed!