Chapter 133 Is it too late for me to apologize now?
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In this chapter, I have to apologize. This apology is very sincere. Because I made all the above words on my knees, I originally wanted to attach the photos, but the starting point did not allow it, so there was no way.
Next I want to talk about why I apologize. This morning, I received a call from Qi Han. Yes, it is the little gun I respect the most, look up to the most, and want to kneel down and lick it.
By the way, he seems to have been promoted now, and I wish him a prosperous career here.
OK, let’s talk about serious things. He called me very kindly and kindly, and reminded me not to involve military secrets.
Don't worry about this, how could I make such a low-level mistake? But soon he told me again, could I write something about him, and don't blame him all day long.
我懂我懂,这才是关键.所以我要在这里澄清一下,虽然我在黑您,但是这并不妨碍我对你的爱啊,你要相信我!我只是为了留下我和你独一无二的记忆,绝对不是黑您,所以请您不要记恨我,更不要来上海来揍我,求求您了.
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In addition, I specially wrote the apology letter in the chapter, not the author's words, definitely not because I wanted to cheat the word count, but just wanted to highlight my sincerity.
Here I want to apologize to Dafang. Brother Fang, I definitely didn’t black you. I love you extremely. I especially remember everything that happened to you. So please don’t feel dissatisfied. I am just an insignificant little person, not worth your concern, and not worth your waste of vacation to come to me. Really.
By the way, I will curse the people who spread my novels to my original army here. Damn, how much do you hate me? You want to kill me!
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Some people may think that I am a little bit too much or even sensational, but I want to explain here why I have to write these apology letters here.
When I first went there, Xiaodong said, "Before I came, I had a big face and wanted to scold whoever I wanted to beat whoever I wanted to beat whoever I wanted to beat. I was not afraid of heaven or earth."
Since I came, I will criticize anyone who is big-faced, and I will criticize him if I hit him, I will criticize him if I hit me, and I will criticize him if I scold me, and I will criticize him in various ways, fancy ways, and even perverted. I will be the nemesis of the big-faced in my life.
I still remember when I was discharged from the army, I cried with joy with big faces and waved my white handkerchief and said goodbye to me forever.
According to Lao Wang, after I left, Big Face could wake up with a long time of dreaming. Because without me, no one could cure him anymore.
However, two years later, my nightmare swept over again.
I originally thought that Big Face would go crazy and furious after seeing my book, but Lao Wang said that Big Face was surprisingly calm, and even calmed to a very strange level.
Then, according to rumors, Big Face has recently added a brand new hobby. She sat in the workshop at night and sharpened my photos.
So I was a little panicked and had to add an apology letter here, begging me for not killing me.
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When Qi Han called, I asked him if I am a dream that you cannot forget.
Qi Han said, you are the booster that we can't get rid of.
To be honest, you are also a battalion-level cadre, and it is not good to speak so vulgarly. Of course, as long as you are willing to help me stop Dawei from coming to Shanghai to find me, I am still willing to forgive you.
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OK, the apology is over, let’s continue to talk about what happened on our warship.
After Azhan had an "American hot dog", I was a little excited to reason. After all, it is rare to get bored.
So every time Azhan goes to the bathroom, I follow him and watch it excitedly.
As a result, when others saw him always following Azhan to go to the toilet, they became curious. So they looked at me alone and turned into groups of people.
You say you can just watch it, there are people spreading it. In the end, dozens of people gathered around to watch every time Azhan went to the toilet.
In the end, Azhan couldn't bear it anymore and ran around the boat with his bare butt, shouting, "Look, don't you want to see it?"
To be honest, this matter is a bit too much, but I can't stop others' curiosity, and I have only watched it dozens of times myself.
The most important thing is that the troops are too boring, so we always have to have some fun.
So I still enjoyed it and teased A Zhan, and A Zhan was angrily chasing me from behind every time. By the way, I was holding the 'sausage' in my hand.
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But in the end, the entertainment activity was stopped by the leader because once when A Zhan was chasing me from behind, he accidentally met Zhang Sen who was squatting and painting.
At that time, Zhang Sen was painting, and turned his head and was gently brushed by A Zhan's "American hot dog" on his face, and then Brother Sen went crazy.
Later I heard that Azhan's "American Hot Dog" seemed to have touched Brother Sen's mouth slightly. So... equals... and then... Zhang Sen went crazy!
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At that time, Brother Da was quite kind and did not punish A Zhan for being punished.
Actually, I think the army leaders should be more kind. After all, the conscript has only been two years old, so it is really not good to be punished. Another point is that many mistakes are not as big as I thought.
The most punishing crime is to use mobile phones. However, it is better to lose weight than to block, although the troops should not use mobile phones.
But in this modern society, how can you live without a mobile phone? At least you have to give some entertainment activities?
So the root problem we should solve is the problem of mobile phone leaks, rather than the problem of using mobile phones.
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Actually, I started to get in touch with smartphones after joining the army. When I first used a smartphone, I felt that this was too complicated. I felt that with my IQ, I might not learn how to use it in my life.
After I learned that I could use my mobile phone to access X.com, I instantly became a mobile phone expert.
Be shameless, please forget what I said above.
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A few days later, A Zhan's injury finally recovered. Well, at least the swelling lifeline became normal. So A Zhan was about to return to the era of armed updates.
The first thing I did after recovering from the serious injury was to partner with me, so on this dark night, we stared at each other with big eyes.
"It always feels strange to look at this way." A Zhan said.
I nodded in agreement: "Yes, why don't I see where you were injured?"
"Let's see this way, it's pretty good." A Zhan said helplessly.
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After watching for a long time, I was really bored, so I told A Zhan, why don’t we find something to do.
"for example."
"Drop a gun and play with it?"
“Good idea.”
We hit it off and immediately started to remove the 95b semi-automatic rifle in Azhan's hand.
Soon, we took the rifle apart. But at this time we discovered another problem.
How to put it back?
"Brother Mao, can you pretend?"
"Damn, you don't know?"
"Damn, should I, a recruit?"
"What should I do?"
"…….abscond?"
Chapter completed!