Chapter 126 Some very bad things came to mind

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Although the title is written like this, don’t worry, I haven’t been killed yet. As for those bad things, it’s about Big Face.

The previous chapter was a bit sad, but it was all real. In fact, there have been many similar things in our army. For example, in our brigade, an old squad leader bravely caught a thief when he was out, but was surrounded by three thieves. As a result, the old squad leader was calm when he was in trouble and shouted two of them on the spot, broke three hands, two legs, and kicked three ribs.

Finally, the local area came to report that the technique was too cruel and he was discharged from the army that year.

That's fine, there are even more funny things. Another frigate brigade, the squad leader of the kitchen squad was thrown into the enemy plane at the sky while patrolling.

As a result, the Japanese side reported that we threw grenades at them, and the chef squad leader also transferred to the business that year.

But I want to say here that these old squad leaders have never regretted their actions. We are soldiers, so we must stand up when the people are trapped. We are not a professional disposal force, we can only use the simplest and most rude methods to do things, but we have no guilt and no shame in the world.

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That day, Lao Hu also mentioned sad things, so he never drank a lot of alcohol. Of course, I think it was a big deal for me to pour the donkey at the beginning, because before the dishes were served, Xiaodong and his friends were already confused and they used it with two toothpicks as chopsticks.

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After dinner, Xiaodong settled the bill. At this time, he was still very happy. He was clamoring to check out the bill, but he swiped the card if he had no money in his wallet.

Since Brother Dong was so generous, we naturally became disrespectful, so we ran out happily. By the way, before leaving, Dameng took a pack of China and I took a roast chicken.

After paying the bill, we walked back to the boat. As a result, we walked towards us. The squad leader Hailiang looked at us, then looked at Dafeng again, and then said in confusion: "Dafeng, have you just finished using the toilet?"

"Yes, what's wrong?" Big face was a little strange.

The squad leader Hai Liang looked at him again, finally waved his hand and said, "Nothing is nothing."

In this way, in our confusion, squad leader Hailiang left.

After the squad leader Hai Liang left, the glasses technician came. Then he looked at Big Face strangely and repeated the sentence just now.

After his glasses were spreading away, the veteran of the former deputy cannon came over with their brothers, and he looked at his big face with a strange look, and finally repeated this passage.

Big Face was almost crazy at that time. Made, why did anyone tell that he had just finished using the bathroom?

We were also very surprised, so we walked around behind Big Face and took a look.

Soon I found the reason, and then looked at the big face with disgust: "Did you go to the big account just now?"

"Damn, why do you even know that I am a big shot?" Big face said in horror.

Lao Wang gave a big look and said disdainfully: "Nonsense, the paper you wiped your butt is still hanging behind your pants."

"Damn..."

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After that day, Big Face had a deep shadow on the rolled paper. After that, Big Face always used to draw paper and no longer needed rolled paper.

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Back on the boat and passing by the conference room, I suddenly saw Zuo Sheng standing on the refrigerator in the conference room.

I was confused, so I opened the window and asked him: "Master Zuo, why are you doing standing on the refrigerator?"

"Because I want to be cold." Zuo Sheng said to me with a cold face.

“…….”

"Mad, how come there is so much nonsense when repairing a ceiling lamp, repair it quickly." The orderly soldier beside him shouted cursingly.

Only then did I realize that there was another broken ceiling light on Zuo Sheng’s head.

"Damn, how did this light Zuosheng break?"

"Isn't this guy who insists on playing tennis in the conference room? The captain said that if you can't fix it today, don't want to sleep."

"Heroic, take care of yourself."

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On the second day of New Year's Day, the day after we drank, Dameng started scolding as soon as he got up.

According to him, he died of cold last night and woke up from the cold in the second half of the night. Then he was surprised to find that his quilt had been stolen. In the middle of the night, he searched for a flashlight for a long time but couldn't find it. In the end, he could only sleep in a coat and covered himself with his clothes.

And while cursing with big faces, Lao Wang, who was sleeping in his lower bunk, woke up and said cursingly: "Damn, why did you sleep so hot last night?"

We looked closely and were surprised to find that the big-faced quilt was actually covered with Lao Wang. Lao Wang slept all night with two quilts covering the whole night. How could this not be hot?

He looked at Lao Wang with a big face, and was angry and cursed: "Why are you stealing my quilt for nothing?"

Lao Wang was not willing to be outdone: "I have a quilt myself, who wants your stinky quilt?"

At this moment, Mo Lao Er, who was the deputy gun commander, came over and said to us: "Last night when I went to the bathroom, I found that the quilt on my face fell halfway. I was about to pull it up for him, but Lao Wang raised his hand and pulled himself directly. Then... there was nothing."

He looked at Lao Wang with a big face resentful face. Lao Wang looked at Da Fang with an embarrassment, and in the end everyone looked at the two of them with a weird look on their faces.

The last question, Lao Wang, how do you know that the quilt with big faces is fishy?

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I have said before that the army has serious hemorrhoids. Although it is not as exaggerated as nine out of ten men and nine out of ten men, there are still half of them.

When it comes to hemorrhoids, this seems to be a kind of hidden secret. Everyone knows it, but they just don’t want to say it.

And Big Face is like this. I knew he had hemorrhoids a long time ago, but he didn't want to go to the hospital.

Later I asked him and he said that it was because he was afraid that the doctor would say hemorrhoids would be very painful.

Well, I can understand this. I saw a young man from Sichuan at the back end exercising hemorrhoids. After the driving, everyone on the boat heard it.

That heartbreaking heart makes me feel scared until now.

One day, Dafang suddenly came to me with his cell phone and said that he had found hemorrhoid surgery DIY.

I have heard of facial mask DIY and perfume DIY. At most, one step back is circumcision DIY. But will hemorrhoid surgery be too big?

But Dawei finally decided to try it because I heard that it didn't hurt much.

I will briefly explain here that hemorrhoid surgery DIY is to pull out the polyp in the anus and wrap it around a rope. It takes a few days to make the polyp die due to ischemia and then cut it off, which will make it less painful.

It seems that there is some scientific basis to reason, so let’s give Big Face a try.

Following the steps on the post, it takes seven days for polyps to necrosis, but three days later, big face was infected with anal erosion.

When he was sent to the hospital, the doctor from the anorectal department glanced at his big face, then sighed helplessly, and said with a sad look: "There is no way, have you cut it?"

"Huh?" Big face looked at the doctor with a look of horror, and a bad premonition arose in my heart.
Chapter completed!