1089

A month and a half later, the exercise ended successfully. When the commander announced his return, tears flowed down my eyes.

You can go home, you can go home! You can go back to land! I'm almost turning into a fish after a month and a half!

1090

The first thing I did when I returned to the brigade was that the commander ran away immediately, but that in order to inspire us, the commander to toast us at the dinner.

The commander toast! What a great honor! Don’t talk nonsense, everyone is ready to drink this glass of wine.

1091

But there was a problem here, because no one expected the commander to come to the restaurant to toast everyone, so no one here prepared canned beer or even cups.

Seeing the commander picking up the bottle of beer, Da Ge hurriedly shouted to the orderly soldier: "Go to the conference room and pick up the one."

"No, no, I came from the grassroots level, isn't it easy to open a bottle?" The commander waved his hand, then picked up a pair of chopsticks with a calm look on his face.

Let me explain it here. Maybe most of this skill is not possible. When you open a wine bottle, you use chopsticks to insert it under the lid of the bottle of beer, then press it with your fingers, and then pry it open with force.

Of course, this is just a theory. For example, when the commander pried hard, a magical scene appeared - the chopsticks were folded.

1092

"Well, this is just an accident. Everyone will give me another chance." The commander said with an embarrassment.

Brother Da quickly handed over another pair of chopsticks and said excitedly: "It's okay, commander, come."

"Okay, let's go."

"Crack."

“….”

All of us looked at the chopsticks that had broken again, and looked confused.

At this time, the commander's face was also very interesting, with a blue and a white look. He gritted his teeth and said, "Hey, I don't believe it anymore. I can't open a bottle cap?"

"Go and pick up the one."

"No, chopsticks don't work. I'll use other methods to see."

1093

Many times I feel that the army is a place every man should go.

You see, like our commander, there are multiple solutions to open a bottle cap.

Plan 1 "Chopsticks start to open", but it was not successful. So Plan 2 "Chopsticks start to open using the table foot".

The commander pressed the corner of the bottle cap on the foot of the table, then sank the dantian, sinking his waist and falling off his horse, and using a powerful Vajra Palm.

"Click."

"... The commander is a martial artist at first glance." Brother Fei looked at the commander's earth-shaking palm, and then couldn't help but say to me.

I nodded, well, this skill will not be able to be done without three to five years of hard work.

The commander took the palm of his hand and the bottle cap was nothing, but the foot of our dining table was broken.

The commander looked embarrassed, but to be honest, Da Ge was even more embarrassed than him.

1094

"Captain Zheng, what, when you buy things in the future, you must buy better quality ones. Look at what things are on your ship."

The commander looked at Da Ge with disgust.

Da Ge was in tears...

At this critical moment, we can see what true feelings are when we are in trouble.

At this moment, Zhang Sen jumped out, grabbed the beer from the commander's hand and said loudly: "I'll try it."

The plan used by Zhang Sen was different from the previous two sets. Without using external forces, he actually tried to open the beer cover with his teeth.

To reason, I believe it.

The commander was stunned, while Da Ge looked "beautiful" looking.

In the blink of an eye, the beer lid that had troubled the commander for a long time was opened.

Zhang Sen shook the bright redness of the corners of his mouth and returned the beer to the commander.

"Commander, please."

"Uh... this hero, you should drink this wine. In addition, please keep this tooth. Captain Zheng, hurry up and ask the military doctor to show the hero. The blood is like no money. I'm afraid he will faint after losing too much blood." The commander pulled out a back teeth on the beer cover and said hurriedly.

“…”

In this way, the meal ended in this strange atmosphere.

A bottle of beer not only folded two pairs of chopsticks, but also broke a dining table, and Zhang Sen also damaged a back groove.

From that day on, our brigade explicitly stipulated that all beer used for meals would be replaced with canned beers, and bottled beers are never allowed to appear.

1095

After the commander left, we started to make up for rest. This was the rest that the commander appointed and no one could take it away.

The seven-day rest made us feel good.

Needless to say, I must go out to eat something. So I went out for the first two days, but I didn’t go out for the next five days, but I also bought a lot of snacks and put them in the workshop to enjoy it slowly.

For several days, I spent snacks while watching soap operas.

After maintaining that posture every day for several days, Xiaodong finally couldn't stand it anymore and said to me: "Fatty Mao, can you move a little? Look at you, the double chin that looked at the phone almost turned into three chins."

"Damn it, does it have to do with looking down at the phone?"

"What do you think?"

Since then, I have always looked up at my phone.

1096

In order not to look down at the phone, I specially hang the phone with a rope to look up.

But after watching it for a few days, I posted another question.

Yes, my double chin seems to be gone, but I find that I seem to have a long head-up tattoo.

1097

During those days of rest, a classmate who was not familiar with me found me for no reason and said to me: "Brother, I'm a little tight recently. Can you lend me some money? I will definitely pay it back next month."

I thought about it carefully at that time. At that time, there were many scammers, who pretended to be childhood friends to defraud money, so I was particularly careful.

So I said seriously: "Are you a liar? Have you stole my classmate's WeChat ID?"

Who knew that this guy suddenly shouted at me: "If you don't want to borrow it, just say it, I'm just videotaping with you, and stealing the chicken feather number!"

"Haha, sorry, I forgot."

1098

In fact, the navy’s salary is not low, but we have always spent too much money.

For example, our troops pay their wages every month on the first day.

The first half of the month after I paid my salary, I lived a more casual life than anyone else. I went out when I should go out, and recharged when I should play games. I didn’t eat on the boat. I went to the brigade restaurant for dinner on weekends and bought snack boxes at the convenience store.

Half a month after paying the salary, in order to buy a bottle of drinks, he squatted in the convenience store every day to catch acquaintances. If others refused to buy it, they would tangle with other people's drinks.

Later I couldn't stand it anymore, it was so embarrassing. So I squatted at the door of the convenience store, snatching my face and asking others to buy me a drink.

Don't say, free drinks are delicious.

1099

"Two, can you change classes?" Xiaodong, straight, Brother Fei looked at his big face squatting at the convenience store and said with a look of hopelessness.

"Don't do this, I promise, we will only get three bottles of drinks a day in the future. Is this OK?" Dachao and I gave the solution.
Chapter completed!