On February 16th, the fourth year of Chongning of Emperor Huizong of Song Dynasty, the second day after Yue Fei was two years old, the second day of the second day of the lunar month, and at 11:28 a.m.

Yue Fei felt a little immersive when he read, and felt that he seemed to be in the scene. He saw a group of pig-headed monsters pretending to be a ghost.

Of course he knew that this was Yin Shou's writing method, which made readers unconsciously consistent with his ideas and feelings.

As for Yin Shou's level, whether he heard this story so vividly or his second creation, and through his writing, Yue Fei was unknown.

Anyway, no matter who is credited, it is Yue Fei who benefits. A biography that makes him enjoy reading with relish and without any sleepiness.

The two pig-headed monsters who served as Minister of the Yanyan and Minister of Defense were entangled and each took responsibility, and the other pig-headed monsters were also a little confused.

However, the pig-headed monster that was bitten by the climb, that is, the Minister of General Affairs, was stable.

The Minister of General Affairs snorted heavily: "Go back and sit down, why are you panic? Although Zhushou Peak has not been attacked by those fierce people now, it is just a matter of time. The Minister of Defense is incompetent and is no match for those Tiger Ben team members at all, let alone a person like Shennong leads the team and commands!

"This passive situation is the result of the failure of the Defense Minister to handle defense matters effectively and leading the king to ponder! According to the humble minister's opinion, the Defense Minister should be punished for the crime of misleading the country and deceiving the monarch, and immediately remove him from his post and then sentenced him to a warning to others!"

It seems that the Minister of General Affairs is very majestic. As soon as he spoke, Minister Siyan's face turned solemn when he heard this, and quickly returned to his position and shut up tightly. Although the Minister of Defense was dissatisfied, he knew that refuting was useless and did not say anything.

The vocal minister wanted to suffer, but don’t have a civil strife at this time, and quickly change to a softer song, as if he wanted to make everyone understand and ease the tension in this way.

Behind His Majesty, there were three sections filled with members of the palace band. They were all kinds of animals. Although they were all kinds of, with strange shapes, they were all orderly and relaxed, and they were well-trained at first glance.

Their musical programs are not about playing various instruments, but about using their tweets to play gorgeous music, which is smoother and more harmonious than those instruments.

Yue Fei took a break from his busy schedule and praised it. This is a natural concerto. Any later music is nothing more than a copy or any instrument. It is hard to eliminate the artificial marks.

Another official Aquatic Minister of Pigshou Monster rose up and said, "Report to Your Majesty! Although the diet of our kingdom is mainly pigs and tycoons, there are also various other fish. Once the flow of water on Pigshou Peak Mountain is occupied by Shennong and others, it will inevitably cut off the connection between the upper and lower reaches of these mountains and rivers and the various rivers.

"When these piglets grew up at the intersection of rivers there, when they were a little older, they began to go upstream, and the mountain stream that entered Pigshou Peak became bluefin piglets, and then continued to strive to get upstream and enter Pigshou Mountain range, so that they grew red beaks, red fins, and red tails. Until they finally swam here, the mountain stream section, which was about five kilometers short of the mountain stream, grew into the adult piglets we ate at the banquet.

"It can be seen that even if this section of mountain stream is preserved, without the continuous supply of young piglets and fish downstream, our main food supply chain will be cut off. Please prepare early to prevent problems before they happen."

Another pig-headed monster, with a tall crown and wide belt, long sleeves, five long beards, and was a minister of education. His beard was tilted and he was obviously angry. He stood up and pointed at the pig-headed monster with anger, as if he was teaching a naughty boy: "You aquatic minister, you are also a minister after all. Haven't I educated you?

"Things have happened to this level today, so why not prevent any problems before they happen? That's already gone, okay? It's because your words are not appropriate, which makes Your Majesty not understand the situation in time.

"Your crime is equivalent to lying about military affairs. Do you know? You are really short-sighted and poor, and rotten wood cannot be carved!"

The General Affairs Minister was also a little overwhelmed and shouted in a deep voice: "Why are you quarreling? Be honest with me! Who dares to continue to get entangled and disturb the imperial meeting? I will definitely disqualify him from eating, drinking, and having a feast of pigs and fish in front of the imperial meeting!

"Anyway, this thing has become a scarce stock now. Except for His Majesty, there is no one else. His Majesty's harem is so important that it is necessary to meet the supply first. You must all lean back.

"You think about it carefully. If you can't attend the imperial banquet, how miserable are you? Agriculture Minister, don't hold it in, and talk about it."

The Minister of Agriculture saw that it was a relatively special pig-headed monster with a white towel wrapped around his head. It was for him to wipe his sweat when he was tired of working. He was named by the Minister of General Affairs and stood up reluctantly and said with a frown: "My Pigshou Peak Pig Face Mandarin agriculture has basically been completely destroyed by Shennong and others!

"These Tigers are so cruel. After the army, there is no grass left! The mountains we pass by, not to mention the pig-headed bamboos that the pig-haired fish rely on for their residence were cut down, as well as licorice, fruit trees and grain crops that can produce various foods were cut down. Even the weeds we hated before were all flowers left.

"I, the Minister of Agriculture, have been useless since then and I have nothing to do! A good wife cannot cook without rice.

"From then on, Your Majesty the King, you don't have to worry that your concubines will eat too well and be too obese; and you also have colleagues, your wives, concubines, and concubines, and their unclassified concubines, have no extra food to ensure their diet. You should do it yourself."

A small and capable pig-headed monster, as an official of the intelligence minister, also stood up to report. His facial expression made people feel sympathetic, as if they were lost, and they were mourning: "Everyone, don't argue, I promise you that if you can't come up with a practical way to completely reverse the current situation, you will soon die without a burial place!

"I want to tell you a sad news. Shennong was originally a humble gentleman, but he was not tolerated by people like me, and pigs were not pigs. He was the most untolerant of killing one person when he saw him!"

Hearing the Minister of Intelligence speaking so seriously, the guests at the banquet stood up with a loud bang, their eyes wide open, waiting for the Minister of Intelligence to decompose next time.

Only His Majesty, who is also a pig-headed monster, could not sit still, and continued to eat without any slightest expression. With this calm and focused level, he deserves to be the king. Others are indeed far behind.

What is the characteristic of a pig? It doesn’t bother him to eat if the sky falls! Before his head is smashed, the last thing is to eat!

Then the intelligence minister continued: "Shennong led a Thousand Tiger Ben team, and I don't know where it came from. In less than a day, this large-scale operation opened a road to the ridge in front of the mountain gate of our impregnated Pigshou Peak. Do you know those unruly pigs and tycoons? You can't stop them at all!

"Those people attacked our hall from the front, which was our last nest, and also the strongest place to guard. I guess a meal time would be enough for them to come. Can anyone here turn the tide? If so, you can try it now!"

A pig-headed monster holding an iron hammer was the minister of the Ministry of Workers, and said proudly: "The palace I built with my own hands is so strong that I am the most certain! Back then, I was very skillful and used advanced confidential construction technology. I don't think that ordinary human members can come in, even if he is Shennong! Even if they have a thousand tigers!

"Those tigers in front of me and in front of my construction technology are just more powerful bulls. What can they do except eat meat? It's my usual promise that as long as everyone sticks here and doesn't go out, I guarantee everyone is safe and sound."

The Minister of Information retorted: "You are a fool who only knows how to deal with dead things! What you want to protect is people, and people need to eat! Although our pig-headed monsters are much more advanced than their mortals, the disadvantage of being hungry if they don't eat is still the same as them! If we don't go out, we still have to eat! But as far as I know, we have always only reserved enough food for three days. Is it good to starve to death without thinking after three days?"

Another fat headed and big eared pig head monster stood up with a pen and a strange counter. He was the minister of the Ministry of Revenue, with a sacred expression and said furiously: "You intelligence agent, how did you get my residence? Isn't your responsibility just to get enemies? Why do you get us? Don't shake your head, how can you know we only have two days of reserves? It's so hateful! I decided to cut off your grain distribution first. From now on, your intelligence department will never get another pig leche, and there will be no grain of food."

The pig-headed monster, who never lets food be interrupted, stopped his chopsticks and left his food, and asked, "My dear, really, there is only two days of food to eat?"

It can be seen that the Pig-headed King still contains foresight in his thoughts.

The Minister of Agriculture said: "Yes! Your Majesty! Our principle is to ensure the freshness of food. This is also the standard that Your Majesty has set long ago. From the third day, the food that has been harvested will no longer be fresh; if the memory of the empress is not bad, the government office will also have His Majesty's handwritten banners."

His Majesty went back to have a meal and said, "You guys keep going."

The Minister of General Affairs said angrily: "Did no one have any ideas for you except quarrels? How can you solve the current dilemma? It's already been, and you still have to be quarrel over a little bit of trouble! I think you are looking for death! Also, you guys who don't say a word are just eating, and there is no two days to eat. You are waiting for death!"

At this moment, a mighty and majestic pig-headed monster, who was the Minister of War, stood up with great enthusiasm, interrupted the pig-headed monsters in a rude manner, and issued an order loudly: "The palace guards obey the orders! From now on, you should keep an eye on everyone, whoever quarreled and talked nonsense, pull me out and feed the fish!"

In the place where there was no sign of human beings, a collective roar came: "Zoom the order!"

Feeding fish is a punishment for this human-faced and pig-body monster country. The pig-lovers that are responsible for the punishment are all crimson and have a very high qualification. After people thrown into the punishment pond, the pig-lovers flock to the ground, rushing to pick the parts they like to eat and bite them bite them bit by bit until they don’t even have a trace of bone residue left.

Their teeth are sharp and hard bamboo can bite a hole in an instant, and the hardness of human bones is nothing more than that.

His Majesty, the Ministry of War, trusts his ministers, and on this occasion, he holds a very critical position: the Punishment Captain.

There is only one specific responsibility, which is to have the right to punish the ministers attending the banquet.

So as soon as he showed his power, everyone calmed down.

Seeing everyone shut up, the Minister of War said: "All commanders in charge of Zhushoufeng's defense, are you as incompetent as those civil officials and only know how to speak? Only in times of crisis can you show your heroic character! It's time for you to come on stage!"

A slightly thick pig-headed monster, obviously a reckless guy, jumped out: "The commander of the Eastern Army Commander asked for a fight! Let me take the initiative to attack, detour to the left wing of those people, and kill all the damn invaders in one fell swoop!"

Another slightly thin pig-headed monster with a white face, with a gloomy voice and said coldly: "Western Army asks for battle! This general manager will take action and will capture them alive and throw them all into the pond where the pigs and fish gather, so that they can eat enough!"

A short and thick pig-headed monster, who was the commander of the North Road, said angrily: "Capture the king first to capture the thief! This commander leads an elite soldier to attack their retreat, destroy their old nests, and let them retreat without a way out!"

The last thin pig-headed monster was the commander of the South Road commander, and said with shame: "Thank you brothers! I am proving to withstand the attacks of those people. You raid them from both sides from the rear. I'm sorry to have everyone suffered! This manager will not let one person miss the net and harass Your Majesty's banquet in the hall. How can this ceremony that has lasted for 30 years be interrupted when the manager is on duty?"

The Minister of War was also the Commander-in-Chief nodded and asked a question: "Everyone just quarreled very hard. Do you know why those people wanted to beat us for no reason? Under the wise leadership of His Majesty, we stopped. No one should notice us, right? There must be a cause for strange disasters from heaven. Didn't anyone think that they should find it first?"

No one spoke, and the audience was silent.

Only Your Majesty, who is there, and does his own food and eats without delay. In the silent hall, the sound of Your Majesty eating is particularly clear.

Because at this time, everyone else was under pressure and stopped their food and drink.

At this time, one bite of food may be the last bite.

The Minister of War, the punishment captain at this time, had a great consequence of being angered.

When the Minister of War saw the performance of everyone, he couldn't help but scold: "A bunch of money!"
Chapter completed!