Chapter 131 Fireworks on Earth(2/2)
"Not long ago, I watched CCTV's news channel. On CCTV's program, the famous commentator Bai Yansong did seriously criticize and report on the illegal driving of world Olympic champion Sun *, female singer Han * and musician Gao *song. In the future, we should be careful when driving."
"Okay OK OK, I'm already upset enough. Don't whisper next to me, okay? What a March 8th!"
Hao Min felt that just now, in front of the young traffic police, he had lost face and had no place to do it. At this moment, when he saw his girlfriend coming at the gun, he became angry at Shi Xiaochun.
"Oh—! You're still calling me 'March 8'? You're a pig's head! You're a big pig! Just now, if you didn't tell the joke that 'I've been close to him for decades', would Brother Mengdu run a red light?!"
Shi Xiaochun fought back against Hao Min without showing any weakness.
"Okay, you all shut up! Didn't I say that? Now, we listen to everything from Liping!"
In order to win Liping's favor, Meng Du once again issued a truce to the two people in the back seat.
After saying that, Meng Du quietly glanced at Liping on the passenger seat, and saw that her face was indeed filled with satisfaction, so she continued:
"We can't blame Hao Min for what happened today. Because I told him to tell him the joke. If you want to blame, you can only blame me. Hmm, isn't it just a fine of 200 yuan? After a while, I will give Hao Min money and go to the place where I pay the money, wouldn't it be enough?"
"It's not just a fine, but also a three-point deduction!"
Shi Xiaochun reminds you later.
"If you deduct three points, you can deduct three points. Over the years, my notebook has never deducted too much! Now, it's almost the end of the year. Even if I deduct three points this time, won't I have nine points on the notebook? No problem!"
Meng Nian answered Shi Xiaochun without caring.
In order to ease the atmosphere in the car, he ordered Hao Min again:
"Hao Min, our ancients said, where did you fall and get up! Come on, tell me another joke and see if I will run a red light again!"
"I have to talk about it?"
Hao Min's mood has not recovered from the annoyance just now. Now that Ting Meng wants to tell jokes by herself, his mood seems a little low.
"Tell me! Of course I have to! We can't give up on our food because of choking, right?"
Meng Du answered loudly, and his tone was quite masculine.
"Okay, just tell me. Now, I'll tell a joke that is not a joke!"
Hao Min thought about it, coughed gently, and said with a straight face:
“Last Saturday, when my sister came home, she sued my mother for kindergarten.
She said that my nephew, my sister's son, was on lunch break in kindergarten last Friday, because he couldn't hold back his urine, so he pulled some on his pants.
When the teacher saw this, he immediately took a fruit knife, dragged my nephew up, took off his pants and said: *** disobedient, I cut it!
When my nephew heard this, he was so scared that he burst into tears. As a result, he couldn't control himself. His stomach was full of urine and he immediately scattered all over the teacher's face!"
"Hahahahaha---You are a dead-stealing pig, and you're just making up for it!"
Shi Xiaochun couldn't help laughing.
Liping also sneered in the passenger seat.
"Well, okay, this joke is so good! I'll give you a hundred points! Look, even Liping can't stop smiling!"
I never missed the opportunity to praise Hao Min.
In my heart, dreams are also to make Liping leave a better and deeper impression of herself!
Sure enough, on the way to the Civil Affairs Bureau, Liping's peach-like face kept a relaxed and graceful blush on her peach-like face.
Chapter completed!