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Chapter 130 On the way to apply for a certificate(1/2)

The next day, according to Hao Desheng's request, Mengdu drove his "Ao" and arrived at the Zhang family early at 8:28 on time.

It’s old habit that Meng called Hao Min and Shi Xiaochun together before coming to Zhang’s house.

"Hello Uncle Zhang!"

"Hello Aunt Zhang!"

After the three young people entered the door, they said sweetly to Liping's parents as if they had been smeared with honey.

"Hello Liping!"

While the three were greeting Zhang Xueru and his wife, Shi Xiaochun glanced at Liping coming out of her boudoir, so she ran over quickly and took Liping's arm very affectionately.

Liping has to admire the civilized, polite, enthusiastic and generous Mengdu, Limin has to admire it.

Liping felt that she did not have the ability of them. No matter where she went or who she dealt with, Liping was always shy and embarrassed to take the initiative to say hello to others. Even if she occasionally greeted others, she would lower her voice and lower her voice, as if the sound was loud and would immediately scare others.

"Well, okay, Mengdu, Xiaomin, Xiaochun, hello you guys!"

When Zhang Xueru saw that Meng was coming to his house, he naturally knew that he was here to pick up Liping and get a marriage certificate.

So, he nodded and smiled at Mengdu and others with enthusiasm:

"Come on, Mengdu, Xiao Hao, Miss Xiaochun, please sit on the sand. Do you want to smoke a cigarette?"

As he said that, Zhang Xueru habitually took out a pack of "Zhonghua" brand cigarettes from the shelf on the lower layer of the coffee table.

"Uncle Zhang, we don't even smoke."

Mengs bowed with decent hands, refusing the cigarettes that his future father-in-law gave him.

"Liping, are you ready? Now, can we leave?"

After chatting with Zhang Xueru, Mengdu turned his head and asked Liping.

Liping nodded, turned around and returned to the boudoir, took a golden Kun bag from the room, and soon returned to the living room.

"Then, let's go out? Uncle Zhang, Aunt Zhang, we will act as the Civil Affairs Bureau."

Dreams tell their plans to their future parents-in-law.

"Oh, okay, go, go! When you get your marriage certificate, you will come back to your house and sit down."

Zhang Xueru nodded in agreement with a smile.

Liping's mother also smiled and nodded.

So, after Hao Min and Shi Xiaochun said goodbye to Zhang Xueru and his wife, the four young men went out to get on the car.

After driving, Mengdu hummed a small song while looking at Liping and said:

"Liping, I asked you out last night, but you didn't agree to your life or death. Actually, we didn't go to Karaoke yesterday, nor did we go to drink. We went to the movie later!"

The reason why he wanted to confess like this was actually telling his fiancée:

I know you don't like me going to the dance hall; and I respect your opinions very much.

"Yes, the movie I watched yesterday is really interesting, comedy, "Lost in Thailand". Starring Wang Baoqiang, it's so funny!"

Shi Xiaochun helped Mengdu in the back seat to confirm that the three of them did go to the movie last night.

"Liping, next time, you will watch a movie with us! I promise you, no, it was Mengdu, we promise you that we will never go to the dance hall again in the future! Look, our Brother Meng is so infatuated with you! For you, he has changed his life habits and hobbies for many years!"

Hao Min deliberately adjusted the atmosphere in the car in the back seat.

"Oh——, do you still know that Brother Meng is infatuated with Liping? Then why don't you learn from Brother Meng?"

After hearing Hao Min's words, Shi Xiaochun seized the opportunity and was in trouble for Hao Min.

"Go and go, what do I still know that Brother Meng is infatuated with Liping? I ask you, can you compare with Liping? Look at what you look like. When I went home last night, I opened the drawer and wanted to get a few bills, but I didn't expect that when I opened the drawer, I showed your photo, which scared me so much that I had goose bumps all over my body! I thought it was the plum wind in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" that came out!"

"Bad, bad! Look at me slapping your stinky mouth, slapping your stinky mouth! Am I that ugly?"

When Shi Xiaochun heard Hao Min arrange himself like this, he immediately reached out and hit him in the face.

Even Liping, who was sitting in the front passenger seat, could feel the two of them playing tricks in the back seat.

"Okay, okay, stop making trouble! Hao Min, tell two jokes."

Meng Du glanced at Liping in the passenger seat and smiled with her lips, and then gave an order to Hao Min in the back seat.

"Yes, obey the order!"

Hao Min answered jokingly, without thinking, and then said:

"I'll tell you a true story.

Yesterday morning, after work, my colleague Xiao Zhou in our office told everyone about having a birth in his family.

Xiao Zhou said that the night before yesterday, his wife played mahjong until more than 1:00, and she didn't get home until almost two o'clock. Maybe she was worried that Xiao Zhou would be quarrel, so she took off all her clothes in the living room and walked into the bedroom with slight hands.

She didn't expect that Xiao Zhou was awake when he was sleeping. After hearing the movement, Xiao Zhou looked up from the pillow and screamed in fear:

Damn! How big is mahjong you play? You actually lost all your money!"

"Hehehehe--You stinky mouth is making up again!"

As soon as Hao Min finished speaking, Shi Xiaochun couldn't help laughing, then stretched out her soft fist and started to rush on Hao Min.

Mengdu and Liping were also amused by "hahahaha" and laughed "hehehehe" with "hehehehe".

"Well, this joke is good, you can play 80 points! Is there anything better?"

Mengdu smiled for a while and asked Hao Min while driving.

"You are only eighty-tenths? Your teacher's rating is too harsh!"

Hao Min jokingly replied to Mengdu, paused for a moment, and then said:

"There is no joke that is better than this today! Let's do this, I'll tell you another joke of 79 points, okay?"

"No, Brother Mengdu wants you to say something that is above 80 points, how can you say something that is above 79 points? Isn't this unorganized and undisciplined?"

Shi Xiaochun teased Hao Min again behind.

"Okay, since it doesn't work, then please tell me?"

Hao Min immediately used the trick and used the "general" old trick to make things difficult for his girlfriend.

"Okay OK, don't make things difficult for me in front of Liping! Tell me quickly. You dead man!"

Shi Xiaochun shoved Hao Min in a coquettish voice.

"That's right! Now, I'll start telling a 79-point joke, listen."

Hao Min smiled proudly and said:

"On this day, a leader went to the prison to inspect work, mainly watching the prisoner's Red Song Competition.

In order to welcome the leaders, the prisoners first presented a nursery rhyme in the form of a group chorus, the title of which was: "We Are the Successors".

After hearing this, the leader was amused and laughed and shook his head and said, "Who brought our successor in?"

The prisoners collectively replied: ‘The masses suggest that the public security will select and the court will appoint.’

Out of etiquette, a leader still applauded.

When the prisoners saw the leader applauding, they were very inspired, so they sang the second song with deep affection: "Guests from afar, please stay."

As a result, the leader almost fainted after hearing this!"

After Hao Min finished speaking, he saw that the three of them did not laugh, but just showed some knowing smiles, and shook his head and said:

"Brother Mengdu, how many points can I get for this joke?"

Meng Du looked at the road ahead with both eyes and drove carefully and said:

"Well, what you just said seemed to be a political joke, with a more subtle content, which should be considered satirical and humorous, right? Otherwise, you will give me another one, and after the talk, I'll give you a rating."

"Ah, you're giving a to-determined score!"

Hao Min sighed in disappointment and said helplessly:

"Then I'll tell you another 78-point joke! Everyone listen:

A son told his father that people nowadays are all picky people with clothes and clothing.

The father did not agree with his son's statement, so the father and son had to make a bet.

What are you betting on?

Let's see:

My son walked into a hotel in a suit and tie, and the waiter enthusiastically poured tea for him and asked him to sit down;

Then, his son's father wore an old dress and entered the hotel, but no one paid attention to him.

My son said to the waiter, "Hey, please order good wine and good food for the old man sitting in the corner, and I will pay the bill."

The waiter asked in confusion: How did you pay for a poor old man?

My son said, I have a close relationship with his daughter-in-law!

After the waiter served his son's father a good wine and food, he saw the old man eating alone in the corner with relish, so he walked over and said disdainfully: Old man, the young man over there said, he has a very close relationship with your daughter-in-law!
To be continued...
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