Chapter 663: Swear to me
"What method is it for?"
Wu Erbao glanced at Chu Tianjiao with confusion and said to himself, "What are you planning to mess with?"
Chu Tian raised his eyebrows and looked at Wu Erbao with disdain, saying, "The content of the three rules is simple and clear, but you must remember each one for me, otherwise I will never finish it with you."
Then, Chu Tianjiao cleared her throat, hummed twice, and said, "Listen, first, you can't kiss my sister while I'm away, second, you can't sleep with my sister while I'm away. Third, you can't kiss other women while I'm away, or do something excessive."
Three sentences instantly made Wu Erbao feel burnt on the outside and crisp on the inside.
"Why am I not your husband? Why do you ask me for that?"
Wu Erbao rolled his eyes and immediately understood why this girl had to come and see her off by herself. She was afraid that after she left, she would chase Chu Qingcheng and do something shameful.
Chu Tianjiao raised her very delicate chin and said arrogantly, "Why do you want to collide with the person you want to be my own sister and my twin sister? Moreover, we have done that kind of thing. Do you think that the son you gave birth to in the future will not be there?"
"Are you considered taking over?"
Wu Erbao curled his lips and smiled, "If you are a domineering person, then call me husband first, maybe I will consider it."
"roll"
"The car is not good"
"You bastard"
Looking at Chu Tianjiao, her eyes widened, but Wu Erbao raised her eyebrows and said, "By the way, it was that grandson who told you, after I had sex with you, I would have sex with your sister, and the child that was born will be gone."
"Whoever cares about what you said is just not possible anyway."
Chu Tian hummed unreasonably, "I tell you, if you dare not agree, I will call my sister now and say that you have met me not long ago, and I see how you can still fuck her."
"You have a genital"
Wu Erbao was speechless for a moment and had to give her a thumbs up.
People have said the word "forced" and "see" and "have anything else to refute.
You know, this little girl is likely to be under eighteen years old. If she really makes a big deal, she will suffer the consequences.
The law is fair. Whether you wear a condom or not, whether you take birth control pills or not, no matter what posture you are, or if you have sex with a minor girl, it is always a crime and the unlucky man is always the one who is unlucky.
Wu Erbao really has no choice but to use this future sister-in-law, and he can't beat him, he can't scold him, and he can't slap him.
Even, I can't even say a word of anger. Alas, who told me to go to the wrong bed and sleep in the wrong person?
Wu Erbao recognized that Chu Qingcheng could not be touched, but other women could not be touched, which made Wu Erbao very unhappy, "The other women are not your sister, why can't I let me kiss you? You can't let me have sex?"
"Just because you've slept with me"
Chu Tianjiao still said the same thing, proudly and arrogantly, "I tell you, only men are dumped by me, but men cannot dump me. Before I decide whether you are responsible for that night, you are not allowed to have sex with any woman. If I meet the man I like that day, I might consider letting you go."
"Don't think it's my spare tire."
"That's right, so what?"
Wu Erbao sweated and thought to himself, this aunt is too domineering. It would be fine if she treats herself as a spare tire, but she doesn't let herself find other women.
"It's okay not to let me find other women, but you know that men have needs. If I want it, you must also promise me something."
Wu Erbao raised his eyebrows and curled his lips.
"What's the matter?" Chu Tian hummed and asked.
"Take grass from thousands of miles away"
"Take grass from thousands of miles away"
Chu Tianjiaoleng didn't react for a long time, frowned and said, "You bastard, tell me clearly what kind of grass you give me?"
"Come on, I'm too lazy to talk to you." Wu Erbao said speechlessly.
Chu Tianjiao took out her cell phone, pointed it at Wu Erbao's face, and said, "By the way, just in case you regret breaking the contract in the future. I want you to say to this ** and personally, you will keep your promise."
Wu Erbao rolled his eyes and said, "I said aunt, where are you playing?"
"Don't be too late"
Chu Tianjiao urged, "I have to be foolproof before I can leave Qingyang City, otherwise you think I'm back from all the way, why don't you shoot a video for you? Then you regret it if I regret it."
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Wu Erbao was instantly defeated by her logic.
While driving, Wu Erbao faced the camera, spoke a few words, and smiled bitterly, "Auntie, you should be satisfied now."
"Hmph, you're obedient."
However, Chu Tianjiao's phone was still raised, her face full of pride, but she didn't mean to give up.
Wu Erbao smiled slightly at the phone, and looked narcissistically, posing in a look that was enough to fascinate thousands of girls, and said, "It's almost enough. I know I'm handsome, but if you keep taking pictures like this, I will charge on time."
"Stop nonsense"
Chu Tian snorted, "The thing is not over yet."
"What else do you want"
"Of course you said it was a swearing."
"What oath"
"The poisonous oath is better, the more poisonous it is, the better."
Chu Tian turned his pretty eyes and then said, "If you don't know, I'll help you think about it, for example, if you break the contract, you will be crushed to death by a car when you go out, choked to death by eating, and take a plane. Ah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah
"you"
Wu Erbao twisted his neck, and he had the urge to strangle her to death.
"If you don't swear, how can I know if you will fool me?"
Wu Erbao was speechless and depressed, and said with a slight lip, "Only men can do what you said, so okay, should I prove it first? I am a man?"
"you"
Now it was Chu Tianjiao's turn to be speechless, her face turned red, she glanced at Wu Erbao, and said, "No need for this, I can see it."
Hearing this, Wu Erbao was slightly stunned, but also glanced at Chu Tianjiao's key position and smiled and said, "You know me very well, but I don't know the depth of yours. Otherwise, let's try yours in the car, and you may be able to have endless aftertaste before you leave."
"roll"
"You really want the car to be shocked"
Even Wu Erbao was just a quarrel. Chu Tianjiao's face turned red on the spot, and she gritted her teeth and said, "Don't tell these things, I'm going to the airport soon, hurry up and swear to the camera."
Wu Erbao nodded, smiled at the camera, nodded seriously, and said, "Okay, I listen to my aunt, I swear, listen well, I swear, during the time Jiaojiao left, I will definitely keep my promise, not having sex with Qingcheng girl, nor having sex with Yingying, nor having sex with Kexin. If I disobey, I will."
At the end of the conversation, Wu Erbao suddenly stopped.
"Just say it quickly"
Chu Tianjiao urged impatiently.
Wu Erbao smiled and his voice deliberately raised, and said loudly, "If you violate it, then let Jiaojiao and I continue having sex, so that Jiaojiao likes me and fall in love with me, I can't live without me, I have to do it several times every night."
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!