Damn, you look like a sloppy old man, and you even called me to call him brother. Do you think you made a fuck?

Forget it, if you don’t care about it, wouldn’t it just call you brother? I just call you.

"Brother, where is this?" I asked the sloppy old man.

However, this sloppy old man seemed too lazy to pay attention to me.

"Now, you are awake, we have to plan a good plan for how to go to the underworld, hey... Your small body is a little irresistible to the wind and rain. Forget it, since I promised to accompany you to the underworld, in order not to cause trouble for the old man, in the next few days, the old man will train you and teach you how to fight ghosts, so that you won't be eaten by those little demons when you go to the underworld..." The sloppy old man looked at my body with a disgust and said.

I'll rub it.

I glanced at the sloppy old man. Anyway, I felt that my body was much stronger than the sloppy old man's body.

This sloppy old man is skinny and shorter than me. He is like a gust of wind blowing over him. He has to blow him over. Such a sloppy old man even said that I am a small body and cannot withstand the wind and rain?

I was ready to refute him on the spot.

However, the next moment the sloppy old man finished speaking, he slashed his palm on the wooden stake he was sitting on.

Then a "click" sounded. The wooden stake was shattered by his hands.

I had a cold war.

I'll go, it's amazing!

I carefully looked at the sloppy old man's hands and body. Made, I concluded that this old man is really not simple!

"Little kid, why are you standing there? Do you still want to teach you how to fight ghosts by old man? It's really yes, a lump of wood, come and pinch your shoulders for the old man..." The sloppy old man yelled at me.

I was a little confused. It seemed that the sloppy old man said something, just as I was begging him to teach me something. But I didn't speak at all.

However, when I saw him split the wooden stake with his palm, I admired this sloppy old man very much. Of course, I was also afraid of him.

In this deep mountains and forests, if he slashed my head as a wooden stake and said, would I still survive?

So, I had to smile, walked over and pinch his shoulders...

"Damn, can you pinch your shoulders..."

"God, you didn't eat, just try to make some effort... It's really..."

"Damn, you have to pinch your shoulders... Who told you to pinch it only..."

…………

The sloppy old man kept using me like this and then, haha, I really wanted to punch him in the head.

I don’t know that this sloppy old man hasn’t taken a shower for many days. A particularly smelly smell almost smoky to death. I raised my head, endured the discomfort, and pinched the shoulders of this sloppy old man.

I don’t know how long it took, but my hands were already sore anyway. At this time, the sloppy old man said to me in distracted manner: "Okay, little kid, seeing how comfortable you pinched the old man, today the old man will take you to eat wild game..."

I was so weak that I couldn't squeeze my hands, so of course you were so fucking happy.

Damn, I wish I could slap this sloppy old man twice, and then said: Did you not take medicine? Did you not take medicine?

"Let's go, little kid, the old man will take you to catch wild game..."

The sloppy old man said. Then he walked away directly.

Originally, I didn't want to follow the sloppy old man. But there was no way, the deep forest looked a little cunning, so I finally followed him.

However, I was full of yearning for the game that the sloppy old man said.

I am a authentic rural child. When I was young, I had eaten a lot of wild game, such as hares, pheasants, mountain rats, etc.

These tastes better than those raised. Since I entered the city, I have never eaten these wild game again. If I could eat these here, it would be pretty good.

The sloppy old man walked slowly through the deep forest without any haste, and I followed him tightly.

I don't know what game he wants to take me to catch, but looking at the ancient level of this deep forest, I think there must be some hares, wild pheasants, or wild boars here...

After the sloppy old man took me away for about twenty minutes, he suddenly stopped.

When I saw him stop, I stood there.

Discover wild game?

Yes, it was true that wild game was discovered.

I saw the sloppy old man suddenly bent down and then grabbed a bush with his hand. A black snake appeared directly in his hand.

I suddenly became clever and took a few steps back to me.

Oh my god, what I fear the most is snake. I didn’t expect that, fuck, the game this sloppy old man mentioned turned out to be a snake!

Damn it. If I weren't afraid of snakes, the system that cheated me at the beginning told me to choose to go to the snake world or the ghost world, then I would definitely choose the snake world.

Snakes are indeed edible, and they are said to taste very good.

However, I haven't eaten it, and I don't know.

"Haha, I finally caught it. Mad, the old man wasted a chicken to catch you... Now, I'll tell you to run... Run... Old man, I'll treat you tonight..." The sloppy old man was very excited when he grabbed the black one, as if he had done a lot of hardships to catch the black snake.

Damn, I looked at the black snake that kept twisting, and my body was trembling.

"Little ghost, little ghost..." The sloppy old man called me, "Hey, little ghost, why are you paying attention to me so far?"

The sloppy old man looked back at me, a little puzzled.

I can't speak!

"Okay, the delicious food is captured. However, you have to use some seasonings to make it taste fresh. Come on, come and get the snake, I'll go and put some seasonings..." The sloppy old man said to me.

Damn, I was almost scared to death, and he actually asked me to get the snake. Where can I dare? So, I stood there and didn't move!

"Hey, little kid, the old man is talking to you, don't have ears? Come and get the snake..." The sloppy old man was a little dissatisfied with me.

"I...I..." I stuttered.

"You, little devil, don't tell the old man that you are afraid of snakes, right?" said the sloppy old man.

I kept nodding.

"Damn, who is the one who sent me? It's really, I didn't expect that a snake would be afraid... Forget it..." The sloppy old man complained.

However, in the end he did not hand over the black snake to me. Therefore, I felt very lucky to escape.

Then, the sloppy old man took me to pick some unknown grass flowers and then returned to his thatched hut.

When I walked into this thatched hut, I realized that it was actually pretty good.

A yard is planted with flowers and plants of all shapes. It is very beautiful...

After the old man knew that I was afraid of snakes, he did not make things difficult for me. As soon as he walked into his thatched hut, he ignored me and went to make his delicious food.

I just say his deliciousness, that's because I'm sure I won't eat this black snake.

The sloppy old man went to get a black snake, but I didn't go with me, but I was admiring these flowers and plants in his yard.

I squatted down and stroked a small grass with flowers. This grass was a little special.

There are three flowers on its limbs, and these three flowers bloom at the bottom, middle and top respectively. Moreover, the three flowers are not the same, they are red, blue and yellow.

So, this grass quickly attracted me.

Then, I was about to reach out to pick it.

"Little kid, what are you doing?" I was about to lift up this grass, but at this time, the sloppy old man actually kicked my butt.

Suddenly, I lay on the ground with a dog eating shit.

"Little kid, do you know what the purpose of this grass is? If you want to go to the underworld, you have to rely on it. If you pull it up now, then you don't think about going to the underworld..." The sloppy old man was angry at my behavior.

I was shocked, "Damn it, shouldn't I send it to the underworld by the scam system? Why does it have something to do with a grass?"

I looked at the sloppy old man with some resentment. This must have been the sloppy old man who fooled me.

Why do I look at the sloppy old man resentful? Because the sloppy old man's kick made my butt hurt so much that I lay on the ground for a few minutes.

"This grass is called Sandeng grass. Its function is to extinguish the three yang lamps of the human body. Do you know why people in this world cannot see ghosts? That is because people are wearing three yang lamps. These three yang lamps gather strong yang energy, and yang energy and yin energy are mutually repelling, and ghosts are the body of yin energy. Therefore, once ghosts approach people, they will be rejected. Therefore, people cannot see ghosts, and the underworld is a place of extreme yin energy. If the three yang lamps of human beings are not extinguished, then the underworld will reject you, and you will not be able to go to the underworld. Even if you go, you will not live for an hour." said the sloppy old man.

I seemed to understand something when I heard the sloppy old man’s explanation, but I didn’t understand it very much, because I am really a godless and ghost-free person.

However, I have heard of three sunlights on people.

However, the legend about these three sunlights is completely different from what this sloppy old man said.

So, I still don’t believe the sloppy old man’s explanation.

"Now, this three-lantern grass is not mature, so it cannot be used yet. Little kid, the old man warns you, if you dare to move my flowers and plants, be careful that I will break your hand..." The sloppy old man warned me.

"Okay, go in with me and eat snakes..." said the sloppy old man.

When I heard this, my eyes turned green. I ate snakes. I would rather go hungry than eat snakes, so I lie down and don’t move.

However, the sloppy old man seemed to know what I was thinking.
Chapter completed!