Chapter 2 Jokes(1/2)
The one who called out was Yang Duanhe, the commander of the Qin army.
By the way, Yang Duanhe is not an ordinary person. He is a famous general who has made great achievements and has never lost his life. His reputation during the Warring States Period is not inferior to Li Mu and Wang Jian, but he is not well-known in modern times.
It was time for him to look at the map frown under the light.
The Zhangyang Great Wall blocking in front of him gave him a headache.
The Great Wall is more than 400 miles long and connects the embankments of Zhangzhou and Huanhe Rivers.
The barrier formed by a river, the Great Wall, and the river can be said to be as solid as a soul.
No matter what thirty-six strategies Yang Duanhe has put on, Sun Tzu's Art of War one by one, but the Great Wall of Zhanghua is still unmoved and as stable as Mount Tai.
"boom"
While Yang Duanhe was thinking hard, a stone bullet came from the sky and smashed half of the tent.
In an instant, tables, chairs and wooden beds flew around.
Yang Duanhe was shocked by this sudden situation. His first reaction was that Zhao army attacked.
But when he was holding his crooked helmet and came out of the tent, he found that there was no enemy outside the tent.
"Protect General!"
"Protect General!"
...
The Qin soldiers surrounded him with a huh.
General Li Yan came out of another tent, hurried forward and stood in front of Yang Duanhe, looked at the scene and became furious:
"Who set up the tent?"
“So cutting corners!”
"If the general makes any mistakes, I will not peel him..."
Yang Duanhe interrupted Li Yan's words in anger: "It's an assassin!"
Li Yan glared and shouted:
"Bold Assassin!"
"You actually dare to use your tent to assassinate the general!"
"If you hurt the general, look at me..."
Yang Duanhe was so angry that she almost blew up the ceiling with an old blood.
He didn't explain, and waved his hand and walked towards the direction of the stone bullet.
The Xun on the other side was as anxious as an ant on a hot pan, stomping his feet and pounding his hands:
"Do you know that you have caused a big disaster?"
"I'm going to be killed by you this time!"
The Qin Dynasty military system was "the master was responsible for his disciples' mistakes", and there was also a joint-sitting system.
No matter what aspect of the crime, there is no need to escape the relationship.
Cang also realized the seriousness of the problem and immediately panicked:
"Master, what should I do..."
Before he finished speaking, a few people were surrounded by soldiers with bright armor.
Yang Duanhe, who was dressed in dishevel, pulled the soldiers away and stood in front of him, his eyes coldly swept to Shen Bing and others, and asked, "Who did the stone bullet?"
Cang knelt down with a "bang", and his speed was so fast that even Shen Bing hadn't reacted.
"General, it is done by the soldiers!"
"Everything has nothing to do with the villain, and the villain knows nothing about it!"
"The wheels and stone bullets are all equipped with soldiers!"
...
Yang Duanhe looked at the catapult, looked at the tent behind him, then looked at Cang and Bing, and then locked his cold eyes at Shen Bing.
"You shot a stone bullet?"
"I won't hide it from the general!" Shen Bing bowed and replied: "It was indeed the villain's actions, but the villain was an unintentional mistake..."
Before Shen Bing finished speaking, Yang Duanhe made a fight, and then his expression changed.
"Pick it all up!"
The soldiers on both sides responded to the promise and immediately disarmed Cang and the soldiers.
"Wait, are you going to be my three-year-old child?"
"It's at least two hundred steps away from the tent. Where can this catapult be hit?"
"And it's only you three?"
"Thank you your accomplices! Who is instructed? Otherwise, don't blame me for being punished!"
What a shame, it’s wronged!
But just a rock bullet, how many people will be needed?
"General!" Chen Bing replied: "It's true or false, just try it out!"
Xun had to raise his courage to explain:
"General, this matter is absolutely true!"
"This catapult was changed by the bad disciples, so that they could fire stone bombs with the power of two people!"
"The villain has no false words, I hope the general will observe clearly!"
...
Yang Duanhe's face was unstable.
Although it is impossible to judge this from his judgment, these people say that they have noses and eyes, which is not like lying.
What's more, it's okay to let them try it.
Yang Duanhe also wanted to see how they shot out the stone bullets.
So Yang Duanhe raised his head and ordered.
“Loosen!”
"Let's let you wait!"
"If there is a little false statement, you will have no chance to speak in the future!"
When Cang heard this, he was immediately frightened to his pale face and his legs were trembling.
In fact, Shen Bing is almost the same.
This is such a fucking awesome, you kill people at any time!
People just smash your tent. Should they rise to the level of losing their heads?
But these words can only be thought about in my heart.
Chen Bing knew that there was no reason in this era. I was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one who was
So he had to take Cang to control the catapult like before.
Thinking about it, I felt something was wrong, so Chen Bing stopped and looked at Yang Duanhe.
"General! What if you hit your tent again this time?"
"No sin!"
Chen Bing said "Oh".
I was still a little worried about it and looked up and asked again.
"General! What if it hit someone else?"
"No sin!" Yang Duanhe answered impatiently.
"If it hits flowers and plants..."
Yang Duanhe was so angry that his beard was beating on the corners of his mouth. He pressed his sword and glared at him.
"Is it over? If you talk too much, go to the underworld to try it!"
This move was indeed effective. Chen Bing immediately rotated at a fast forward speed, loaded the bullet, and kicked the trigger again after finishing.
With a "Teng!", the stone bullet took off his bag and headed straight for the night sky.
Soon, with a "wow" sound in the dark, Yang Duan and his surviving other half were completely reimbursed.
This scene was shocked Yang Duanhe and the soldiers were stunned.
To be continued...