Chapter 134 The most pretty woman blooms on the same stage with the most knowledgeable person

Zhao Xing rolled his eyes, feeling aggrieved.

Although the textbooks say that the Song Dynasty was the most rigorous era of ethics, can the words in the textbooks be believed? Zhao Xing had just known that there was no difference between the official prostitutes and etiquette ladies in the Song Dynasty, and he still remembered that this was an era of high feminism.

In this era, prostitutes are the most undeniable.

In this era, an official prostitute became the empress dowager, which was Empress Dowager Liu; in this era, two famous anti-Jin generals married prostitute, one was Han Shizhong, who married the official prostitute Liang Hongyu; the other was Zhang Jun, who married the official prostitute of Qiantang. Later, both of them were awarded the emperor's reward, that is, the imperial decree.

In this era, there was another emperor competing for prostitutes with others: the emperor was Song Huizong, and the prostitute was Li Shishi. Li Shishi's lover, the martial arts man, Jia Yi, stayed at the emperor's woman's house. He was so angry that the emperor wanted to die, but he did not dare to kill him. He finally found an excuse and was punished for being exiled to Qiongzhou as an army...

These are all well-known official prostitutes he remembers. Those incidents he cannot remember? How many more?

It is said that Yue Fei's first wife had "married two classics" and married for the third time, and her husband was Yue Fei...

What do these examples illustrate?

Can women in the Song Dynasty offend? Do prostitutes in the Song Dynasty dare to offend?

Zhao Xing pondered for a moment, gently hugged Chen Yiyi, comforted him, "Same, I'm still me! You just talked about 'If you get an official, you will change'. I was about to tell you that I never planned to be an official. This time I was going to go home with Zhou Bangshi... The group training judge has a monthly salary of only fifteen jin. But I stay at home, and I earn about thousands of jin every day. Do you think I will please my superiors, please please my colleagues, and engage in the officialdom in order to make a jinxing jinxing?

As for Liao Xiaoxiao... I don't have many acquaintances in Bianliang City. She was seriously ill and dying. Can I ignore it? Now that her life savings have been swallowed up by the madam, I plan to ask the madam for it and then buy a small house in Bianliang City for her. In the future, she will marry her and I will no longer interfere.

As for saying that I am changing, it’s right, I am changing. Life is constantly changing. At the beginning, we are all children - Sons of man; when we become a family, we must be fathers and husbands - we must change, this is life. But no matter how we change, ‘we’ is unchanging, because ‘we’ is a family, I change to others and the whole world, that’s because of life, but ‘we’ is a word, which cannot be changed.

When you first met... When we first met, you were the princess of the Dayue Kingdom, and I was a businessman. We were not equal. For the purpose of transferring goods, I must please you and your family. This is life. Later, when you followed me, our relationship was no longer a business partner, I am your husband.

I have changed. I am your husband. The word "天天" is for your husband. I must support you in the sky, shelter you from the wind and rain, and keep you from having enough food and clothing... Isn't this for you now? Can't you change it, collect the face of your business partner, and look at the problem with the mentality of your wives and concubines?"

Chen Yiyi was moved when she heard these epoch-making sweet words. She quickly stretched out her finger and pressed it on Zhao Xing's lips, stopping Zhao Xing's words: "Husband, it is not easy to pass the imperial examination, and it is even more difficult to get a real official. Now the family has enough money. Husband is a real man and should not be tired of a little girl and stop in the courtyard. In the past, I was not good for me. In the future, my husband will not have to worry about Ah Du. I have everything. Husband just keeps making great achievements in his career..."

The career of officialdom? This issue is not necessary in Zhao Xing's opinion. Although he cannot remember the specific details of future history, the party struggles in the court are becoming more and more terrifying now. New, old, reformers, conservatives; after you sing and I will appear, no one will be leisurely for a few days. Today is proud, and tomorrow it may go to Hainan Island to count shells - it is not worth being such a dangerous official in order to make fifteen stakes.

Zhao Xing did not continue the topic just now. Chen Yiyi was relieved of his heart disease and naturally did not want to get entangled. She happily followed Zhao Xing to visit Liao Xiaoxiao. When Zhao Xing entered the door, the female assistant teacher "daughter-in-law Xu" was sniffing the water cup. When he saw Zhao Xing coming, he immediately cheered: "I know, you are not useless medicine, you are using decoction - the medicine is placed in water. It's so strange that this medicine has no color, it's actually white powder... It smells strange, it has an almond smell. What medicine is this?"

Zhao Xing did not answer. He took the water cup from the other party and handed it to Liao Xiaoxiao. Liao Xiaoxiao drank it with a wink - the corpse was destroyed.

Without waiting for his wife Xu to react, Liao Xiaoxiao quickly handed the water cup back to Zhao Xing. Before Zhao Xing could reach out, she snuggled up to Zhao Xing. Chen Yiyi, who wanted to put Zhao Xing on an exclusive label, quickly took the water cup. When her heart was opened, she looked at the other party calmly, smiled, and asked Liao Xiaoxiao with obvious politeness to deal with outsiders, "Is it better? How do you feel?" and so on

Liao Xiaoxiao was a little surprised. How could this girl eliminate the hostility at once? When she recalled the politeness in the other party's tone, her wife Xu had already interrupted: "Master, what medicine is this?... It turns out that Master is the best at treating typhoid fever. I wonder if Master is willing to teach me? Master is the official in the future and will not point to this method to eat... If Master is willing to teach, I will take you as your teacher!"

Zhao Xing rolled his eyes and replied readily: "But! Actually, this is not a big secret: typhoid fever - no matter whether it is typhoid fever caused by the Five Elements and Eight Trigrams, the treatment is a handful of powder. This powder is indeed a white crystal, it is a kind of juice boiled from the bark of Ma Yi tree. When dried, it is white crystals. The locals call that tree 'Jinjina', and this white powder is called 'Jinjina Frost'. Indications:..."

In fact, "Jinchona" is a personal name. He is a British viscount. Because he discovered the secret of Malay natives' treatment, he named the tree with his own name... Of course, Zhao Xing didn't know about these things. He thought that the tree was originally called "Jinchona", so he named it according to the truth.

In fact, the Zhao Xing Cup contains anti-inflammatory drugs instead of cinchona cream, which is cephalosporin. But that doesn’t matter. He needs to add another product to Ma Yi, so it’s cinchona cream.

The introduction of this thing can help the Song Dynasty reduce the rampant malaria when it develops the south.

His wife Xu moved quickly, and Zhao Xinggang agreed. She immediately bowed down and called her "master". After she became a master, she immediately pestered and asked to watch Jinjinafen... After that, the treatment method of treating her symptoms was introduced to the Song Dynasty without taking the pulse and only taking symptoms.

Zhao Xing’s mansion was settled, and Su Shi’s mansion was bleak. Because someone was looking for Su Shi’s fault today...

The origin of Su Shi's disaster started with Zhao Xing's earlier saying to him, "Why not go back?" After Zhao Xing said this, Su Shi stayed in the palace that night. He was depressed and was already very disgusted with the jealousy of politicians. He drank the light wine sent by Zhao Xing and got drunk as he drank. Su Shi suddenly heard that the Empress Dowager Gao asked him to draft an edict, so Su Shi quickly rinsed his mouth and entered the palace.

At that time, the young emperor was sitting next to his grandmother. Su Dongpo stood respectfully and obeyed the instructions. After telling Su Dongpo to draft an imperial edict to appoint Lu Dafang as prime minister, the empress dowager suddenly asked him: "There is one thing I want to ask you. What position did you hold in the office a few years ago?"

"Deputy Envoy of Changzhou Troupe Training."

"Who is your position now?"

"There are no Hanlin Bachelors."

"Why are you promoted so quickly?"

“Rely on the grace of the Queen Mother.”

"It has nothing to do with old age."

Su Dongpo had to guess: "It must be the emperor's grace."

"It has nothing to do with the emperor."

Su Dongpo guessed again: "Maybe there is an old minister recommending it."

The Queen Mother said: "It has nothing to do with them."

Su Dongpo stood there for a moment and then said, "Although I am not a filial person, I never use my relationship to seek official positions."

The Queen Mother finally said, "This happened to be what I wanted to say to you long ago: This is the will of Emperor Shenzong. When the former king was alive, he could not hold it down whenever he was eating, and his servants knew that it was reading the words you wrote. He often talked about your genius and often wanted to use you, but unfortunately, he died quickly before he could do so."

This is a misunderstanding, but she can't escape it if a modern person is. For example, he said that Shenzong always hesitated. Su Shiguang stayed in Huangzhou for five years. That kind of life... But the ancients were different. The ancients emphasized that "thunder, rain and dew are all the kindness of the king." Regarding talents, the dominant idea of ​​the ancients was: "When God is about to give a great responsibility to this person, he must first suffer his mind and mind, tired his muscles and bones, starve his body, empty his body, and act and disturb his actions."

That is: I value you very much, so I persecuted you. I will use you only when you get used to being abused and enjoy the pleasure of abuse. If you can't wait for the moment I reuse you and then be abused to death... Sorry, I abuse more than one person, and there are many abused people waiting for me to reuse you. But I can't reuse dead people, so... I will miss you!

The three people present were all ancient people. In this atmosphere, when they mentioned the previous king, the three of them burst into tears. The queen mother then gave the seat of Dongpo and a pack of tea, and said to him: "You must be loyal and supportive to protect the young master to repay the kindness of the previous king."

When Su Dongpo bowed and left, the Empress Dowager picked up a golden candlestick engraved with lotus from the table and gave it to Su Dongpo.

Su Shi did not mention resignation for a while, but it was Lu Dafang's appointment letter that happened again. Shortly after Lu Dafang took office, the censor Zhao Tingzhi and others read the sentence "The people are also exhausted and can be slim in their form" in the appointment letter - this is the words in the Book of Songs, but it is said that Shenzong is compared to the unfaithful tyrant King Li of Zhou. His heart is so poisonous and his heart is so hurt! It is not enough to comfort the injured little hearts of the old ministers.

Su Dongpo also hated Zhao Tingzhi deeply and retorted that he was "a gathering villains, and learning and doing nothing", "Tingzhi was more dangerous than Li Ding, Shu Tan, and He Zhengchen"...

Zhao Tingzhi is not very famous, but no one in China doesn't know about his daughter-in-law, and he is called Li Qingzhao.

Afterwards, although Empress Gao, the "Su fan", supported Su Shi and allowed Su Shi to avoid this attack, Su Shi was already full of despair about the "art of struggle" in the officialdom.

You say that just saying anything is considered "involuntary" - this makes people unable to write? A country's political arena and a group of national elites actually regard "literary inquisition" as the only means of governing the country.

The worried and angry Su Shi remembered Zhao Xing's words again - "It's better to go back." He stood up slowly, and suddenly accelerated, laid out the paper and grinded the ink and picked up the pen, and wrote the fourth resignation form this year...

Su Shi was depressed here, but life had to continue. The next day, the sun rose as usual. It was March 3rd, and the Jin Mingchi Grand Prix School first started with the "slogan".

The so-called "slogan" refers to chanting poems without music. Ancient poetry can be sung, and although chanting poems can also be used for singing, they do not add music and are chanted with a single mouth, so they are called "slogans".

More than a thousand "slogans" were recorded in "The Complete Song Poems", and this kind of praise was later called "song of praise". However, among these more than a thousand "slogans", none of them could be repeatedly sung and circulated in later generations. It can be said that "a thousand poems, a fart."

Modern "slogans" inherit the tradition of "fart", but they no longer have the literary talent of poetry, only shouting at the top of their lungs. It is not even poetry, it is just a shout. This kind of shouting was not good even in the Song Dynasty, but this form must be completed.

The "slogan" starts with the examiner of the current subject - Su Shi and Zhang Lei, and then Zhan Miao takes over. The new Jinshi stood out in line according to the rankings, recited a poem that praises the greatness, wisdom and correctness of the current emperor, and swears to unite closely with His Majesty the eleven-year-old emperor, and swears to carry out the great ruling cause of the Song Dynasty to the end...

In the queue, Su Shi appeared today to deliver the resignation form. Because all the officials of the Song Dynasty came to Jin Mingchi to work, he had to stand in the team and sing "slogans". When Zhan Miao took over, he immediately threw his sleeves down the Kuixing Tower and ran to the opposite side - the opposite building was the imperial ministers, the emperor, the queen mother, and the palace concubine.

What is funny is that the "slogan" ends, and then the "Hundred Tongues" are put on the stage. It simulates non-human voices with human voices and continues to praise the Song Dynasty - human voices will be "incited by words" at any time, and the birds have no such concern. In the scene, the little lady Song pursed her lips and screamed in her throat, imitating the scene of hundreds of birds singing and flocking beasts fighting to roar, pushing the atmosphere of "Eucharist" to a climax.

At the climax, a gong sounded, and six dragon boats divided into two teams to break out of the starting line. Amid the cheers of tens of thousands of people in the capital by the pond, they rode the "market" with brocade, silver bowl and paper money standing in the lake.

I saw the lake water surging, and dragon boats were like arrows, flying and leaping fish, heading straight for the "Bian"! On the shore, gongs and drums sounded, and the boards were rushing. Thousands of citizens encouraged the dragon boats that were competing for "Bian" in the lake with cheers like spring thunder...

This is the scene depicted in "The Golden Mingchi Contest Picture". I don't know whether this national treasure from the Song Dynasty was painted by Li Gonglin or Zhang Zeduan. Zhao Xing remembered that the Jiades Auction House once displayed a counterfeit of this work. It is said that even the Ming Dynasty counterfeits started at more than 100 million US dollars. But now, Zhao Xing is here, and he witnessed the actual scene of the Golden Mingchi Contest with his own eyes - all this is worthless.

Is there any text that can vent Zhao Xing’s excitement?

There were many people in Jinmingchi and the crowds were full of people. Both the officials and the people were in high spirits. Zhou Bangshi looked at the crowd who were forgetful, and he also followed the crowd to make a fuss. At the same time, he frequently nodded to Zhao Xing, "This trip is worth it, this trip is worth it. I am lucky to hear your words, so I didn't leave early..."

It was too far away, and Zhao Xing did not see who was the final winner of the "Jin Mingchi Competition" this year. Because at this time, the colorful official prostitutes on the floor were the protagonists. They unceremoniously squeezed the new Jinshi aside, occupied the best viewing position on the side, and tried their best to show their joy, attracting the people watching nearby to throw fresh fruits upstairs from time to time...

Of course, these fruits were accepted by the official prostitutes, and even Zhao Xing, the most popular among the official prostitutes, could not share a piece of flesh.

Then there was the "toothpaste advertisement" time. The official prostitutes held the most important fruit in their hands and showed their white and neat teeth at the people of Bianliang City. They chewed the fruits, making the new Jinshi squeezed aside crazy.

As the top scholar, Zhan Miao was dissatisfied with his limelight being stolen. He kept squeezing towards the Taiwan side, saying, "It is improper and hindering the weather... The officials of the Ministry of Rites don't care." The guy said this, and his hands were purely thieves and prostitutes. He used his squeezing skills to constantly use his claws to grab the milk dragon, but said indignant words passionately, as if all he did was to promote the rights of the Jinshi.

Zhao Xing was so angry that he just wanted to hit someone.

Is it normal? He has the nerve to say it.

The Song Dynasty's tradition was to indulge the etiquette lady to steal the limelight of the new Jinshi and to dedicate beauty to the people during this opening period; it was to let the most beautiful women in Bianliang City bloom on the same stage as the most learned people of this era - this was the tradition of the Song Dynasty.

Zhan Miao was still a Song people, and his family was built with bunkers and mocked the Song Dynasty. This guy married two princesses in a row, but he didn't know how to look down on this era so much! Zhao Xing must have a knife in his hand, which would definitely be inserted into Zhan Miao's throat.

Zhao Xing has no knife, which does not mean that others do not. In an instant, countless swords shine in Jinming Pool - now the performance is "Water Swing".

Unfortunately, this knife is not used to cut people.

The dance at the opening of the water swing is still controlled by military personnel. The burly and strong men selected from the squads were naked, holding a cold waist knife in their hands, and swaying in the wind on the swing stand erected on the boat. Whenever the swing reaches a high place, they release one hand and dance seriously with the sword that shines in their hands...

The dance is beautiful, and the sword dancing in the air is very dazzling. The audience cheered and applauded thunderously... Unfortunately, in the eyes of Zhao Xing, who had experience in naval battles, this is not martial arts, but "dance".

It can only be a dance move and has nothing to do with actual combat.

Dance of a knife on a swing seems to be close to the "digging state" in a naval battle, but in fact, the "digging state" in a naval battle is to jump onto the other side's boat with a mast rope hanging. The wind and waves on the sea are strong, and the two ships are shaking and undulating in the battle. Being able to jump onto the other side's boat without falling into the sea is victory. How can you show your beautiful shape on the mast rope? Even if the most experienced sailor clutches tightly with both hands to "digging state" and fall into the sea, there is still 30% chance of falling into the sea. When you loosen your hands and dance your knife while swaying the cable, you are basically impatient to live.

Before Zhao Xing could despise this swing to the end, the beauty of his appearance made his eyes suddenly widen a few times. After that, what he regretted was that he did not bring glasses to the scene. The performance of the Song Dynasty sailors was over, and it was the turn of the Song Dynasty official prostitutes to perform. Two magnificent pleasure boats slowly sailed to the heart of the Chi Xin amid the old music. On the swing stands high on the pleasure boat, Tang An'an and Pan Chengxin each led a team of official prostitutes, in pairs of pairs of swings.

The drums and music were melodious, and the beauties were floating on the swing. The strong wind rolled up their thin skirts, revealing their white and tender arms and thighs... If there was a telescope, you could see deep in your thighs.

The two boats sailed to the center of the lake and stood opposite each other. The swings swung faster and higher, and they swung to a very high place. The two swings were only two meters apart. When the swings were level with the swings, the people on the swings sat in a very gorgeous poss. The two of them took off the swing rope with both hands and jumped into the air.

There were two people on each swing frame. One of them instantly flipped a bit between the blue sky and white clouds, like a light swallow drilling into the water, with waves rippling. The other one swung the swing frame to the other... Tens of thousands of viewers at the scene exclaimed. In the silence where everyone held their breath and focused, Tang Anan and Pan Chengxin exchanged positions in the air. They each jumped to each other's swing frame and showed the audience a victory posture. This victory posture was raised with one leg, and the person on the swing frame looked like a dragonfly staying on the water surface, or like a flying swallow in the air.

At this moment, the two beauties who jumped into the water jumped out of the water like hibiscus coming out of the water... Well, this is not "Sister Furong comes out of the water". Both beauties are outstanding and popular official prostitutes in Bianliang City. The blue waves of Jin Mingchi soaked their thin spring shirts. The two beauties jumped out of the water almost as if they were not wearing clothes. The moment they came out of the water, the two cherries on their chests were like beans jumping out, rising upright. Countless audiences at the scene reached their hands in the air, simulating the grasping posture, wishing they could play with it with their own hands.

The two official prostitutes then did a ballet on the water like modern diving players and re-entered the water... Zhao Xing drooled, and he stomped his feet, regretting that he could not get close to the observation.

More than 100,000 viewers at the scene sighed in unison as Zhao Xing's first drop of saliva flowed out of their lips. They and Zhao Xing had the same thought.

More than 100,000 perverts sighed regret at the same time. How touching - after seeing the wonderful figures shown by these two beautiful figures, they were both regretting - it was not Tang Anan and Pan Chengxin who jumped into the water. If it were the latter, the figures of these two women... how wonderful it would be.
Chapter completed!