If you use this thing too much, will you get hemorrhoids?

Chu Tianxiu was helpless when he thought about it. In desperation, he could only pinch his nose and pinch the most beautiful toilet piece with two fingers.

Take a closer look.

Well, slender, smooth, and burrless. I guess the servant washed it clean. This one is good.

Wipe your butt carefully.

"Hiss~! Ouch, my delicate little marquis' butt!"

He couldn't use it at all, and accidentally poked the wrong place, causing a shiver.

Hurry up and throw the haunted toilet bowl.

calm!

Don't get angry!

I am a civilized man who travels through time in modern times.

There must be other ways to solve this hateful problem.

Chu Tianxiu squatted in the thatched cottage, falling into deep thought... her legs were almost numb.

"Joy!"

"exist!"

"Ask you a question?"

"Son-in-law, you said!"

Joo-shou stood on tiptoe, stood outside the door of the thatched room, listening carefully.

She knew that her son-in-law had been writing self-recommendation letters all night, so she must have thought of a major problem and needed someone to help me think about it. She had to answer seriously.

"Princess, and you and Di'er, what should you do if you smell bad after you go to the toilet?"

Chu Tianxiu asked dullly.

"Princess, sister Di'er, every time I go to the toilet, I will burn incense and take a shower immediately, and my body will not smell... Son-in-law, do you want me to prepare a bathtub?"

Joey was surprised.

Chu Tianxiu covered her face speechless.

Taking a bath after the toilet is simple. It is a bit troublesome.

Forget it, you shouldn't ask around the bush,

"I don't need a bath, I need paper! Zuer, hurry up and use paper to save my son-in-law!"

"Okay, how much does the son-in-law want?"

Joo said very readily.

The paper my son-in-law said should be hemp paper.

She knows where there is hemp paper.

There are private schools in the Pingwang Mansion, but there are very few.

The hemp paper in private schools is simple and rough, but it is expensive. It is specially used for some high-ranking families of the Li family to practice writing.

She used to study in a private school in the royal palace and accompanied the princess to study. Although she had not learned any great skills in writing poetry and chanting essays, she knew how to read and read.

The prince’s mansion now has no bamboo slips, and his son-in-law suddenly wants to use hemp paper, so he must have thought of using hemp paper to write a "Self-Recommendation Book".

"Just have it. The more you have, the better, hurry up and get it!"

Chu Tianxiu was overjoyed.

I didn’t expect that there was paper in this world, so I was overjoyed!

"Okay!"

Zuer immediately ran to the private school.

She took all the ten pieces of hemp paper in the private school, and also brought an ink brush from the private school and stuffed it to the son-in-law in the thatched cottage.

"Son-in-law, the hemp paper is here. Please save some money."

Not many, only more than ten pictures in total.

She was full of hope that her son-in-law could complete her self-recommendation masterpiece.

My son-in-law is so diligent.

When I was using the toilet in the thatched cottage, my thoughts were filled with thoughts and I couldn't help but write quickly.

If my son-in-law is so diligent, it would be unreasonable if he cannot be favored by the emperor.

Chu Tianxiu was surprised to take a small stack of hemp paper stuffed into the cottage by Zuer, and looked at it carefully, "Hey, there is hemp paper!"

Meat paper is the old predecessor of Cai Hou Paper.

The workmanship is rough, the fiber is long and hard, but it is expensive... it is a bit like the paper that burns paper money when going to the grave.

Hemp paper is actually not suitable for writing, and it has never been really popular or popular in ancient times.

It is said that it is expensive, of course because its production materials are "heat".

Ma is an ancient strategic economic crop, and it is the main material used by civilians to make macaroni, steps, ropes, and the most important daily necessities.

Making paper with hemp as materials, competing with people for clothes, shoes, ropes, and materials are scarce, so the price will definitely be ridiculously expensive.

Besides, hemp paper is a disposable thing, and it will be useless if you write a few lines of words.

Compared with the durable Mai, it is too useless and has a low utilization value.

Who can afford it for civilians? Of course, they can't afford it at all.

Rich rich families don’t want to use hemp paper too much... because the current process is still too rough and the quality is a bit bad. The ink penetrates and spreads easily from all sides, making it not suitable for making books.

There are only a few powerful mansions to buy and try fresh.

"It seems that Dachu's papermaking industry is a bit backward!"

Soon, Chu Tianxiu showed disgust.

However, no matter how bad the hemp paper is, it is still paper. It is better than the cold and hard bamboo toilet chips!

...

Soon, Chu Tianxiu patted her butt and left the cottage, tied up her belt, and tidied up her clothes, feeling extremely refreshed.

I just squatted for a long time and my legs became a little numb.

Zuer looked left and right, with a little confused expression.

Sister-in-law, where is the "Self-Recommendation Letter" written in hemp paper?

Where did you hide?

She didn't dare to ask...but there was a slight feeling in her heart.

After Chu Tianxiu swayed.

She quickly glanced at the toilet... and was immediately embarrassed and angry, covering her eyes.

The Great Chu had rules, and thatched cottages required that they should "have toilets and not lose money", and clearly stipulated that "there are no words and old papers".

Even the toilet chips are used in the palace.

Son-in-law, you are so brave, and you are not afraid of being scolded to death by Confucian scholars and literati.

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Chapter completed!