101 Let it go, the King of Huainan is going to die... no, I'm writing a poem!(1/2)
Chu Tianxiu tightened her belt and walked into the hall of the pleasure boat. She was so depressed that she was so angry that she had toothache.
I thought this transaction of selling poetry could earn a private money of tens of thousands of taels of silver, but I didn't expect to return after earning a few coins of tofu.
I ate tofu every day in my previous life, so I’m tired of it!
Otherwise, I had already invented tofu, and what water pill will you ask King Huainan to refine?
A good poem is lost!
Fortunately, I kept a hand and only gave the King of Huainan a "Poem of Heroes" and did not put a more high-end "Poem of Emperors".
Otherwise, I really want to hit the tofu head-on!
King Huainan, don’t let this little marquis catch the opportunity next time, otherwise you will have to be cheated to death!
In the hall, Zuer was absent-minded, looking around with beautiful eyes. When she saw Chu Tianxiu coming back slowly, she felt relieved.
However, she found that the son-in-law's face was very bad, "Son-in-law, why are your face so bad?"
Chu Tianxiu took a piece of paper and said depressedly: "Zu'er, after you return home, you can take this recipe to the manager of the kitchen and add a dish. From now on, there will be tofu in the Pingwang Mansion!"
"What is tofu, is it delicious?"
Joey's foodie's eyes shone brightly, this was something she had never eaten before, and she was immediately delighted.
"Can my son-in-law's tofu be delicious?"
Chu Tianxiu was depressed.
...
In the hall, the guests were still fiercely competing for the Qinhuai flower courtesan Lady Haoyue.
They all knew that Xiao Hunhou had been demoted by the emperor to the son-in-law of the Prince Ping's Mansion, and was tragically ravaged by the emperor to the ground.
The life of a son-in-law who came to the Prince Ping’s Mansion was so hard!
This is even more difficult than Xie Anran's son-in-law, the princess of the princess's mansion. Although Xie's son-in-law came to the princess's mansion, he was at least not a son-in-law.
Xiao Hunhou could only enjoy the fun, and he was always silver-shaped gun tips, and he just said that he wouldn't practice. If he really wanted to stay overnight and spend the night together, I'm afraid that Princess Li Yu would not be able to pass any level!
Maybe, Princess Li Yu took the guards from the royal palace to the Yanyu Huaboat overnight and pulled him back.
Xiao Hunhou used the urine to escape and write poems, and must have known himself for a long time.
"Miss Haoyue, I have a poem about the moon!"
"I have it too, and listen to my song!"
The scholars and talented men in Jinling City all offered poems excitedly, hoping to win the smile of the courtesan beauty.
Since Xiaohunhou withdrew from the competition early, they were naturally very promising to get the favor of Miss Haoyue.
Xie Anran's son-in-law, asked Chu Tianxiu with a smile, "Today, there are many masters of poetry and essays in the mist and rainy boat. If you don't take action, you will be snatched by others. Xiao Hunhou, don't you want to give Miss Haoyue another poem?"
"never mind!"
Chu Tianxiu shook her head, just sat lazily, without any intention of reciting poems.
The competition for the courtesans in Qinhuai Painting Boat is to show off the exquisite fireworks field.
He is already alone.
Always let others fight for the remaining two qualities!
Everyone showed their faces and pretended to be a pussy. They knew that they were all fellow passers-by, so don’t kill each other.
Moreover, he had just sold a poem about heroes to King Huainan and changed it to the secret recipe for tofu.
I wonder if the King of Huainan was kept for appreciation, or if he was made public in the pleasure boat and everyone would appreciate it together?
This King of Huainan probably wants to be here, pretend to be big...huhhhh~.
"It's rare for Lantern Festival, and it's not easy for everyone. Everyone wants to show their faces in this big scene. I'm already full of the limelight, why bother stealing the limelight again!"
Chu Tianxiu said lightly.
He also wanted to see how King Huainan committed suicide!
“…”
Chen Wanbao touched his face, and wanted to cry without tears.
Xiao Hunhou said he would not steal the limelight. He could not even compete with Xiao Hunhou for 30,000 taels of silver, and his face was swollen.
...
At this moment, I saw it.
On the second floor of the Smoky Rain Boat, the princes and kings were in a large private room.
More than a dozen princes and kings were sitting side by side, chatting and watching the competition for the Qinhuai courtesans.
Among the kings, the King of Wu was the largest territory. He opened mountains and dug copper to cast copper coins in the fiefdom. He had the strongest financial resources and raised the most weapons.
"The princes and kings we are waiting for are all the best-selling princes in the Great Chu. We can't be snatched away by the scholars in Jinling City, right?
A mere little playboy from Jinling, a remnant of the royal family of the previous dynasty, actually took the lead in the Jinling City.
Which brother has a masterpiece and shows off his skills? Let the little Hunhou see the power of our Xiang family's princes?"
King Xiang Bi of Wu smiled, but saw the flashing expressions of the princes and kings, and seemed to be inconsistency.
Only the King of Huainan looked confident and seemed to have already had good poems.
King Xiang Bi of Wu couldn't help but ask: "King of Huainan, your literary talent is the best, how about you bring yourself to the top?"
"Okay, the King of Wu invites me, so I will not give in!"
King Xiang Anshi of Huainan smiled and refused.
He stood up gracefully, walked through the large private room, and stood in a gentle manner in the second floor corridor, shaking the crane feather fan, and whispered aloud to the guests:
"I, King Xiang Anshi of Huainan, was ordered by the saint to enter Jinling City to have fun with the people during the Lantern Festival.
Tonight, I am so happy in the misty rain boat. I occasionally see this love and this scene, and I am happy in my heart. I realize a masterpiece. I ask Miss Haoyue and all the guests to appreciate it."
The King of Huainan gave in a little.
This posture is clearly stated.
Let’s be quiet, and you’ve all seen that I, King Huainan, will be on the stage, and everyone is ready to support you.
"The King of Huainan is a literary master and a hero of the times. What he did must be a good poem. Please ask the King of Huainan to write poems!"
"Let's wait, listen to the masterpieces of King Huainan!"
Many officials and scholars in the pleasure boat immediately applauded.
After all, Xiang Anshi was a prince who ruled the country, and the real powerful faction of the Great Chu Dynasty, of course, many people would eagerly support him.
...
King Xiang Anshi of Huainan stood on the railing in the corridor, standing on the railing, with a heroic posture and a proud and proud voice, loud and loud.
"The Lantern Festival".
Drunk and lie down on the knees of a beautiful woman, awaken the power of the world.
I don’t ask for Lianchengbi, but I just ask for the killing sword.
Try to brush the iron clothes like snow, and talk about holding the sword and moving the star text.
One day, I will have the power in my hands and kill all the world and lose my people!”
After reading a poem.
Xiang Anshi was thrilled, as if he was already a king holding the authority of the world, and was announcing his arrival to the officials and people of Jinling City.
King Xiang Anshi of Huainan couldn't help but raise his head and glanced at the princes present. Princes and princes, come, don't be stingy with your praise, please help me comment!
"This, is this... a hero's poem?"
When King Xiang Bi of Wu heard this, his face changed drastically.
"Drunk lying on the knee of a beautiful woman!" This clearly describes the fact that a prince who is romantic and charming and indulging in wine and colors, and who is drunk on the knee of a beautiful woman, is full of laziness and intoxication and nostalgia for beauty.
This sentence is naturally appropriate. Xiang Anshi is in the brothel's pleasure boat.
"Wake up and hold the power of the world!" This sentence was the drunk prince who suddenly opened his sharp eyes and firmly grasped the power of patrolling the world.
The strong contrast between drunk and awakening in an instant has elevated the entire poem to a great extent.
This is clearly a writing of a "scheming" king and hero who are as obsessed with women like King Zhou, acts absurdly, but is very talented and generous. He acts like this.
"I don't ask for Lianchengbi, but I want the killing sword!"
He regards money as dirt, and only wants to hold the authority to kill people. This is the authority that only emperors, heroes, and generals have.
"Try to brush the iron clothes like snow, and talk about holding the sword and moving the star text!"
"One day, the power will be in hand, and I will kill all the world and despise me!"
The next two sentences are rising one after another, and they are angry and despised the world.
To be continued...