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Chapter 58 If you can't flirt, don't force it!

Zhao Liang's head was filled with delicious food. After he was moved, he immediately acted and shouted: "Brother, protect you!"

As he said that, he ran towards Xiao Zhanzhan. Xiao Zhanzhan only felt that there was wind behind him and someone behind him. He subconsciously turned his head, but because he forgot that the "donkey" was running and could not adjust the direction, he staggered a few big steps, and finally fell to the ground in a strange posture, and fell to the ground and fell to the ground.

Zhao Liang scratched his head: "Haha, I'm just coming out to protect the donkey brothers."

Zhao Liang gritted his teeth and looked around: "Hehe, don't you believe me very much?" He felt a little embarrassed: Hehe, in fact, I don't even believe myself..."

It is said that everything is difficult at the beginning, and it is actually even more difficult to start with lying. And as long as you open your mouth and tell the first lie, there will be countless lies to go along. Zhao Liang stumbled and said, and the words on the bottom really went smoothly: "What, Zhang Guo, riding a donkey, no, riding a donkey upside down!"

No, the words are a bit inappropriate! It has a very obvious "criminal guilt" smell! Zhao Liang simply sang the most popular tune he heard in the folk: "On the other side of the mountain, there is a small donkey on the top of the original Pu Temple, he..."

When facing Xiao Zhan's sarcastic sarcastic eyes, Zhao Liang felt that this was even more difficult than saying love words to Cuihua who was feeding Dahuang. But no matter how difficult it is, Zhao Liang can throw away anything for the sake of food!

Thinking of this, Zhao Liang closed his eyes and bit his teeth: "On the other side of the mountain, there is a small donkey on the top of the original Pu Temple. He is smart and cute. His donkey's hooves are strong. It runs around to deliver good things. It is handsome and beautiful. Oh, cute little donkey, oh, cute little donkey, let's make the donkey a contribution..."

Lin Dang was stunned: It was really that he was about to vomit overnight dinner. If this little brother doesn’t know how to flirt, please don’t force flirting!

Xiao Zhanzhang: vomiting and vomiting startled a piece of waste. This person is a donkey, Xiao Zhanzhang thinks he can consider changing his body with this person.

In fact, Lin Dang had long noticed something was wrong around him. Although Lin Dang did not have superb martial arts, he could sense that someone was watching in the dark. However, she had a strong sixth sense! But she never expected that there was a funny approaching lurking in the dark.

"Aowu! Aowu!"

Lin Dang automatically filtered the ridicule in the donkey's voice: "Haha, someone travels through time and sleeps, and someone travels through big eight claws!"

"Aowu, aowu..." "The donkey sends a hehe, and a donkey laughs with ignorance!"

Lin Dang refused to accept it and said that he didn't understand it. A bright and beautiful face was as bright as the sun, and a little bit of skinny as if it were not a smile, but it actually had a slutty smell.

Since this person came to the door, it seems unreasonable not to interrogate him! Lin Dang didn't need to do anything, Xiao Zhanzhang frightened the person into the woodshed, even scared and kicked him.

"This little brother who came to the door without notice, please stand!"

Lin Dang knocked on the table with his slender fingers. She changed her position, sighed, and said slowly: "Hey, the hearts of mankind are so great that the world is getting worse, and there are actually stealing prescriptions in the pure Buddhist place."

This crime can be either big or small. Although I am not afraid of being misunderstood, maybe Miss Lin can ask him to return to the young master earlier. However, Zhao Liang is responsible for injecting into the food and eating...

Bah! (crossed off) Zhao Liang stopped himself from thinking about the sweet and sour persimmon sauce and continued to cheer himself up: In order to invade the enemy, he must try this girl Lin's fragrant food one by one! For the sake of the young master, who else can I do!

Lin Dang couldn't bear to look at this man's stupid look: he knocked on the table and said "name!"

"ah?"

Zhao Liang was stunned and said calmly: "Zhao Liang!"

"gender!"

Zhao Liang was a little confused: "Female?"

Lin Dang sent out "Haha" from his throat and expressed his mocking: "Do you insult us women or want to elevate your men? Even if you are like this, you deserve to say that you are a woman?"

Zhao Liang hurriedly argued for himself: "I'm too nervous just now, don't blame me, ma'am, I'm the next guy!"

Lin Dang knocked on the table, nodded, and then left...

Zhao Liang was still waiting for her to continue asking questions, and he had already prepared the following statement in his heart. Who would have thought that this girl would be so sloppy in interrogation? Zhao Liang thought to himself: It was just a 16 or 17-year-old girl, who was so beautiful, so he must be a kind-hearted person. When he came to ask questions, he probably couldn't resist the master in the temple, that is, the old princess. Thinking about the old princess' personality, Zhao Liang felt that he had guessed the truth.

*******

"Squeak!"

The temple door is already very old, and at any moment, it makes a creaking sound of time. Bifen followed Lin Dang closely, and to the left of Lin Dang was a donkey. The donkey was silenced, and the occasional "Wow" always brought a sense of decadence and heroic loneliness.

Lin Dang didn't care, or Lin Dang didn't care. Bifen looked at the depression donkey, but he couldn't resist the softness in his heart after all, and he stretched his hand towards the donkey's head...

"Aowu!" Xiao Zhan turned his head stubbornly, "Aowuwu!" He looked at Lin Dang again.

Lin Dang naturally knew what it meant, "Is it arrogant again when I feel that mortals are not worthy of touching my dog's head?" She looked at Xiao Zhanzhang: "If you are tired, go and rest, don't rub it against me, I will misunderstand you..."

"These humans have yellow eyes and hearts, and they are all 'cars and cars!'" Perhaps it really angered Xiao Zhanzhang. The power outage was shorter this time, which was enough for Lin Dang to hear clearly what it was saying.

Lin Dang glanced at the little stubborn. He really didn't know what this monster was from before, so how could he know everything? Lin Dang said "tsk tsk" twice: He seemed to know everything, but he still had to pretend to set up a archway here!

"I'm...bah...bah..."

"There's no power again?"

Lin Dang no longer cared about Xiao Jianjian, and even turned a blind eye to it deliberately rubbing his dress. As for what happened to this stubborn donkey like this: Is it necessary to ask? I guess only by rubbing himself can we generate electricity for Love?

"Vomit..."

Xiao Zhanzhang, who came back to his senses, was shocked. If Lin Dang said that the words "Lin Dang just now were just a kindergarten-level car, then now it would be a car that would beat the gangster and the head of the university.

"If you still owe this way, don't get so close to me!" Lin Dang used ten percent of the expression that threatened Zha's mother in the past. Although he couldn't scare Zha's mother, he successfully scared the stubbornness of this ai, apc, or the little monster.

Xiao Zhanzhang: "I heard it wrong, I heard it wrong, I vomited, and I started to startle a bunch of gulls and herons...I vomited..."

Xiao Zhanzhang didn't have any electricity this time, but he was really broken by his own shamelessness.
Chapter completed!
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