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Chapter 18: Door Welded (7000+ Oversized Chapter)(3/3)

When the fat monk picked up the bricks and was about to beat someone, Xu Tong quickly stopped him and asked him to wait. He believed that the remaining three would come out in a short while.

Sure enough, after a while, Zhou Mu and others also walked out, frowning and walking towards the latrine.

I don't know if they drank too much, but they always wanted to relieve themselves. They just finished relieving themselves and were about to walk back, but after taking a few steps, they walked back with a grimace.

"Brother, are we poisoned? Why do I keep peeing??"

Xia Yan said with a grimace.

He really couldn't urinate, but after holding it in for a while, he couldn't stand it anymore. Now he felt a dull pain in his two big waists.

The other three people also looked unhappy, and Zhou Mu also felt strange, but he had checked several times and found that there was nothing wrong with him, and there was no sign of poisoning.

Besides, I have never heard of any strange poison that can make people urinate continuously.

"Could someone be trying to trick us?"

Suddenly someone asked.

Zhou Mu disagreed with this speculation: "Bullshit, no one cares about heaven and earth, who can care whether I pee or not??"

"Besides, this is near the Forbidden Palace of the Great Emperor. Unless you are a ghost emperor, none of the Taoist techniques will work."

As soon as these words came out, Xia Yan and others felt relieved.

Yes, this is the Great Emperor's Forbidden Palace, even if it is only on the periphery, but even if my parents come here, their strength will be greatly reduced.

Unless they are at the level of the Ghost Emperor, but if they are the Ghost Emperor, who will come to punish them? Are they full enough?

Just as he was thinking about it, in the bushes, Xu Tong suddenly waved his hand and saw a golden light flying out of his palm.

Zhou Mu, who was reciting sutras and chanting, suddenly slipped and subconsciously grabbed Xia Yan beside him.

With this grab, Xia Yan's instinct was to retreat.

But he didn't notice that Xu Tong kept shining golden light behind him.

【Wrestling】

Innate talisman skills, the talismans follow the method.

Immediately Xia Yan pulled back, but instead of losing his footing, his foot slipped and he fell down.

In a hurry, I could only reach out to the other brother.

Unexpectedly, with this pull, the other party hit him instead.

The five people had been urinating for so long that their legs were almost weak. They couldn't dodge this time, and they fell one after another in the latrine.

Suddenly the screams could not be heard without stopping.

"Oh! Don't touch me, it's so dirty...my new clothes!"

Xu Tong smiled knowingly when he heard the screams inside, and could already imagine the scene inside.

"Hey! It's so dirty that the poor monk can't bear to do it!"

The fat monk frowned at the side.

"No need to do anything, just watch."

Xu Tong took the fat monk and hid aside to wait. When these guys climbed out, they were already covered in filthy stench.

"It's all your fault. What did you do to pull me away? Ugh..."

"What do you blame me for? It's not because you want to drink."

The five people helped him out of the hut. Looking at the dirty and smelly clothes, he almost felt sick.

"Go back quickly and put on some clothes."

Zhou Mu said that he was about to walk into the inn, but when he reached the door, he stopped. He saw many figures sitting in the lobby of the inn, drinking.

In the meantime, I saw Xu Tong and others sitting inside, drinking and eating meat, which was a great time.

"They are here too."

Seeing this, Zhou Mu and others' faces darkened. If they went in like this and were seen by Xu Tong and others, they would probably lose their face.

Normally, they would be able to solve it with a purification spell, but this is the Forbidden Palace of the Great Emperor. They have the realm of enlightenment, but they cannot cast it.

Just as the five of them were struggling, they suddenly heard the store owner's voice coming from behind.

Looking back, they saw the owner of the inn walking out of a large room on the side. Zhou Mu and others were afraid that the owner would see their embarrassment, so they hurriedly hid aside.

The store owner didn't go in either. He just stood outside the door and shouted inside: "Guests, the water here has been boiled. You can wash it when you get back later."

After saying that, the store owner went straight to the kitchen.

When Zhou Mu and others heard this, their faces suddenly showed joy. After looking at each other, they ran straight to the big room. When they opened the door and took a look, they saw a huge wooden bucket inside, which was filled with hot water for bathing.

The water is steaming.

"Haha, there is no end to the road, brothers, hurry up and wash your hands."

They immediately closed the door, took off their clothes, and plunged into the hot water. The scalding hot water fell on their bodies, not to mention how comfortable they were.

Several people were washing happily, but little did they know that Xu Tong and the fat monk were standing outside the door at this moment. Hearing their laughter, they couldn't help but let out a long sigh.

He casually took out a packet of medicinal powder that was only half empty.

I thought to myself: "You will not live if you do your own misfortune."

With that said, he threw the packet of medicinal powder into the prop book.

【Hundred Flowers Aphrodisiac Powder】

Contaminated with this powder, the body will be as hot as fire. The slightest thought will be uncontrollable, and the more you fight, the braver you will become.

Duration: twelve hours.

(Note: Hehehehe...)

"comfortable!"

Zhou Mu soaked in the bucket, his body suddenly trembled, and he immediately relaxed a lot. After all, they had used it, so those people could use it too.

Just as the five people were enjoying themselves, they suddenly heard the sound of a carriage outside the door.

Immediately afterwards I heard the store owner's voice: "Please come this way, the stove is ready and the beds are warm."

Hearing the sound getting closer and closer, Zhou Mu suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.

Finally he seemed to remember something: "No, let's go!"

As he said this, he was about to jump out of the bucket, but as soon as his upper body came out of the water, he heard a "boom!"

The door was pushed open without mercy.

A gust of cold wind howled, and I saw a dark mass in front of the door. A plump figure like a mountain slowly walked into the door.

The eyes are round, the face is black, the fangs are sharp, and the nose is big and the mouth is big.

Although he was wearing a skirt, he looked like Zhang Fei, even more so than Li Kui, who would scare the hell out of him if an evil spirit came.

Zhou Mu's expression changed, and he quickly put his head into the water and whispered: "It's bad, we went to the wrong room."

The girls in this business walked in the door chatting and laughing. When they saw that the store had even prepared bath water, they couldn't help laughing like thunder.

"Brother, what should I do?"

Xia Yan's face had turned red and hot at this moment, and his whole body felt hot, but they didn't notice this detail. They just looked at these terrifying figures walking in, and their hearts trembled.

This was originally a script they designed, but unexpectedly they used it for themselves.

"Don't be afraid. I'll count to three and we'll rush out together. By the time they react, we'll have already run away."

Zhou Mu swallowed and said calmly.

Although the power of the Emperor's Forbidden Palace suppressed their Taoism, their strength was already good, and they could only rush out in the blink of an eye. Immediately, Zhou Mu took a deep breath and silently counted three times: "Run!"

As soon as the word "Run" was heard, five people jumped out of the bucket like fried fish. They ran straight to the door regardless of whether they were naked or not.

"Haha, let's go!"

Zhou Mu reached out and pulled the door, but... the door didn't move at all.
Chapter completed!
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