340. Pirate Jokes, Gifts and the Most Exciting Gossip Awards of the Year--Month [9/25](1/2)
"We meet again, Mr. Black."
After the pirate managed his expression for a while, he finally came forward to meet Varian Wrynn, who he had always called the "Child King."
Of course, there is nothing good to say from the pirate's mouth. Although he has always called Varian his child, in fact, today's Varian Wrynn has long lost his youthfulness.
Although he was less than twenty years old and just an adult, the tempering of life still made his every move full of the demeanor that a mature king should have.
Especially the blessing of the Holy Light dissipated the warrior temperament in Varian and added a little gentleness to him.
"We meet again, Your Majesty Varian."
Black looked at Varian's outstretched hand, and he made a very respectful gesture, but the pirate's lazy posture made this greeting ceremony full of mockery.
"Compared to the last time we met, you are much more powerful,"
The pirate grabbed Varian's hand again, shook his head up and down, and looked at the beautiful girl with blond hair next to Varian. The latter noticed the pirate's gaze and leaned towards him.
Of course, the queen's courtesy is not for Black Shaw, but for Derek Proudmoore.
"Oh, I suddenly remembered that I missed the wedding of His Majesty and the Queen. I really shouldn't have. It's so rude. I want to send a gift to express my blessings to the next generation of the Wrynn royal family.
By the way, I’ll give you two a congratulatory gift."
As he spoke, Blake began to rummage through his luggage in front of a group of people.
This outrageous action made the troll advisors behind the king widen their eyes, but the king and the grand duke looked at each other and could only show helpless expressions.
Because the legendary Black Shaw is like this. He has never been a rule-abiding person. He ignores all rules and traditions and spends his life the way he likes.
Not to mention, for the young king, he occasionally envied the freedom of not having to please others or caring about other people's feelings.
"Well, it's all together."
Blake had enough treasures, and he quickly took out three things and put them in his hands.
A very straight wooden stick branch with a few green leaves, a string of sapphire bracelets that are obviously Pandaren style, with the four gods engraved on them, and a golden Heroic Spirit cap made of Origin Steel mixed with Titan Iron. Battle helmet.
He brought these three things to the child king and queen, and said enthusiastically:
"You're welcome, take it, you deserve it. But I won't tell you who these three gifts are for. You have to guess.
Just treat it as a small game to express the beautiful friendship between us."
The king and queen looked at each other.
The queen shyly touched her flat belly. Obviously, her pregnancy was not hidden from the pirate in front of her, who was said to have great powers.
But regardless of Blake's identity, the gift represents a blessing, a gesture of goodwill, and a gift for the unborn child.
As parents, they must accept just this kind of intention.
Moreover, the three things the pirates took out were indeed extraordinary. Queen Tiffin Elian, who also came from a noble family, also had excellent appreciation skills.
"I guess this magical branch is for my child."
King Varian picked up the straight branch and said:
"I feel the strong vitality from it. Using it to make a training wooden sword for a child will definitely protect him well during his childhood."
"I suggest you make it into a staff."
Blake blinked and said:
"This kid must have great talent for casting spells."
"Really?"
Varian and his queen were delighted to hear this.
Based on Blake's legendary "prophet" attributes, his words basically concluded that the next generation of kings is by no means mediocre. For parents, this can be the best news.
"This beautiful bracelet should be given to my wife. It has very powerful purification magic and can protect the soul and body. It matches Tiffin very well.
It's also what she needs now."
The young king picked up the bracelet, put it in his wife's hand, and then picked up the last, very majestic Heroic Lightning Battle Helmet. This thing was quite heavy to hold, and its protective power was absolutely top-notch.
Varian held his helmet and said to Blake:
"This golden war helmet possesses the power from the Hall of Valor. Those who wear it don't have to worry about being attacked. This should be a gift for me, the paladin.
Thank you for your blessing, Lord Black, we are delighted to receive such a gift."
"I am also very happy to give you my gift."
The pirate shrugged and said with regret:
"But you guessed wrong, my lord."
While everyone was watching in astonishment, Black stretched out his hand, put the bracelet in the queen's hand into Varian's hand, and then put the war helmet in Varian's arms into the arms of the bewildered queen.
He also said to the young queen in a serious manner:
"As a mother, it is very important to protect your head from being hit by rocks flying from nowhere. You cannot take it lightly. In the future, when you go out to meet people on behalf of the royal family, you must remember to wear a helmet.
This is good practice.
For example, I also wear a helmet when fishing.
Normal people know that this good habit is very useful.
After saying that, he looked at Varian who was also astonished and said:
"As for you, Your Majesty, you need strength more than your beautiful queen to protect your soul from being divided or disturbed.
Although it seems to me that your destiny has embarked on an unknown path, there is no doubt that your soul is still under threat. I think this is probably why Bwonsamdi must send Lord Vol'jin to come to you.
Other reasons.
Even the alien god of death knows that it is very, very dangerous to just listen to the voices in your ears or your heart and do something. "
The gift-giving scene was originally very happy, but immediately became embarrassed because of Blake's words.
However, Xiaoer and the Grand Duke's eyes were filled with relief.
As expected of a stinky pirate, he is reliable and gets down to business as soon as he opens his mouth. It seems that calling him is the right choice.
Although this guy is annoying most of the time, he is really useful when something happens.
"Let's eat something first."
Duke Fordagon felt the change in the atmosphere in front of him. He touched his well-groomed beard and took the initiative to say:
"Facing guests from afar, asking them to talk at the door is not our understanding of how to treat people in Stormwind Kingdom. I think that after a satisfying banquet, talking about these heavy things will make everyone more comfortable."
"Yep."
Varian's expression was complicated, but he still maintained the dignity of a king. He glanced at the bracelet in his hand, shook his head slightly, and actively invited Black to enter Stormwind Fortress.
Queen Elian, on the other hand, was dumbfounded as she held the golden flying-winged war helmet in her arms. She didn't know what to do with this weird "gift".
However, as a young girl, she did not dislike the little prank of the pirate gentleman in front of her.
On the contrary, I find Mr. Black very interesting.
It was different from everyone she had seen before.
Bad is indeed bad.
But it's not the bad kind that people say it's annoying to do.
Then, the Queen, who was holding a golden battle helmet, heard Lord Black whispering to Duke Fordragon who was walking beside him. The content made Her Majesty the Queen's eyes widen in an instant.
"Hey, Bolvar, when are you going to Lordaeron to pick up your daughter? The little girl is not sensible when she is born. There is no problem now, but in a few years she will pester her mother to ask for a father.
And a single mother raising her children alone will suffer a lot of criticism in the conservative and closed environment of northern Xinjiang.
In order to protect the child from the influence of the outside world, maybe the beautiful pastor lady will find herself a husband who does not mind taking care of the child.
I'm afraid it will be too late for you to go by then."
Blake said as if joking,
These words were like a bomb, instantly blowing up the hearts of everyone around them. Even Shore, who had always been calm, opened his mouth slightly. What a guy!
Grand Duke Fordagon has an illegitimate daughter in Northern Xinjiang!
Holy light is above!
This is definitely the most explosive piece of news in Stormwind Kingdom in the past two years.
Grand Duke Fordagon's expression was even more shocked and filled with indescribable astonishment.
It was obvious that he really didn't know the news, but it could be seen from the Grand Duke's clenched fists that the pirate's words were more than just a casual taunt or joke.
"Ah? What? Don't you know yet?"
Blake admired the way a noble and stereotyped paladin lost control of his expression in front of him. He thought it was really interesting, so he also made an "I'm surprised" expression and asked:
"No way? You spent so much time with Miss Priest Liu in Northern Xinjiang! She so gently comforted your stressed-out mind at that time, but in the end you just walked away and returned to Stormwind City to become the Grand Duke.
Living a happy life, he has completely forgotten the lady he once had a close relationship with...
Is this how the Holy Light teaches you to treat the relationship between men and women?
To be continued...