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Chapter 36

My aunt was really worried and didn't want to let her son go out.
Once this guy who has failed to succeed and has suffered a lot of trouble is released, I don’t know what trouble you will cause.
But this guy was surprisingly sensible and well-behaved this morning. This guy who could sleep for you at noon was whispered by my cousin at 6:30 in the morning by the bed, and he actually jumped up!
Her eyes are embarrassing and her spirit is radiant!
Could this cousin really be able to subdue this wild monkey who is only wearing a tight hoop?
My aunt thought so.
"Mom, rest, I fold the quilt!" "Mom, the toothpaste has been squeezed for you, the temperature of the washing water is just right, please come in." "Mom, why are you so beautiful today? You put on makeup like Chang'e in the Moon Palace, and even if you don't put on makeup, you are like Sister Guanyin who weaves a fish basket by the pond."...
Gao Xi looked at him again and couldn't help but cover his mouth and smile.
This is indeed a matter of nothing to offer, and either a traitor or a thief is diligent.
My aunt knew the original appearance of this boy: "What? I was so flattering today. Humph, I know what you want to pull when you get the trough..."
As soon as my aunt said this, she suddenly felt that the word "I" was indeed indecent" by her side, so she swallowed it back.
But Hu Gaoyuan immediately answered the words: "Mom, are you going to say what kind of shit? I won't shit today, don't worry. I've pulled it just now."
"You dog!" The aunt's face turned red. The word "who was said" by her son means she said it. Isn't this slap herself in the face? In a hurry, she forgot the identity of her elders and immediately scolded: "You are really spraying feces all over your mouth! You are shitting all over your mouth!"
Hu Gaoyuan was exposed and laughed and said, "You kissed your son's mouth before going to bed last night. Could it be that you like to eat that thing?"
The aunt was furious and felt that she was so shameless in front of her niece that she picked up her slippers and wanted to chase and beat her son.
Hu Gaoyuan hid behind Gao Xi and called out: "Master, save me!"
OK. In Water Margin, there is "Brother Save me!"; in the Three Kingdoms, there is "Military Advisor Save me!"; in the Red Mansion, there is "Sister Save me!" in Journey to the West, there is "A disciple Save me!"
Now there is another one here- "Master save me!"
"Come out for me! Are you a man?" My aunt really didn't dare to throw away her slippers. She was afraid that she would hit Gao Xiyou.
"That rule is that a man is about to come out? Don't you know? There must be an extraordinary woman in front of a successful man." Hu Gaoyuan hid behind Gao Xi and argued.
Gao Xi smiled and pushed his aunt down and sat down, saying, "Okay, okay, aunt, don't be angry. Let me teach this kid a lesson."
After saying that, she deliberately raised her face, gave Hu Gaoyuan a wink, and said, "Did you not even listen to the master's words?"
Hu Gaoyuan understood in a second, and he immediately changed into a shameful expression of admitting his mistake, and said submissively: "Master, I, I, the disciple, dare not ignore him."
"Come on! Acknowledge your mistake to your aunt!" Gao Xi said again, "More stern!"
Hu Gaoyuan was even more deeply involved in the play. He deliberately knelt on his knees, imitating the characters in Peking Opera, shaking his arms with both knees, and rubbing his knees against the floor. Time and time, he came to his mother.
"Mom~ I'm unfilial to you~ I kowtow to admit my mistakes~"
This inappropriate Peking Opera accent really made Gao Xiyou's aunt amusement.
"Tell me, what do you want to do?" My aunt was the type who smiled and still had a stern face after passing.
Hu Gaoyuan didn't say anything, but just knelt on the ground and poked his master.
He didn't kneel down sincerely by admitting his mistakes, but he simply liked to kneel on the ground.
Since Hu Gaoyuan gave his voice to himself, let me tell you about it.
So Gao Xi told her all the things about the donation of the charity sale.
After hearing this, the aunt thought for a while and nodded: "Well, this is a good thing. I am happy and support you with this love. But this kid will only cause trouble when he goes out. Xiyou said can I rest assured?"
"Don't worry! Mom, you are absolutely relieved!" Hu Gaoyuan raised his right hand, patted his chest with his left hand, and began to swear: "You are absolutely relieved with my master here. Mom, I will definitely listen to my cousin's master. She told me to go east and never dared to go west. When she asked me to chase dogs, I would never chase chickens! You must be relieved and don't lie to you!"
The aunt looked at her son in confusion, but didn't believe it.
Gao Xi also spoke again at this time: "Auntie, I'm watching, don't worry, I think even if he doesn't listen to my cousin, he will definitely listen to my master!"
"Listen! Listen! Cousin, master, the same person! I listen to them all!" Hu Gaoyuan seemed to see hope in his mother's eyes and nodded repeatedly.
My aunt thought for a while and finally nodded and said, "Okay, I definitely believe in your cousin, but this time I believe in you again. You can go with your cousin and your cousin's friends. After all, this kind of charity sale is about doing good things and training you. However, others have their own items to sell for charity sale, what about you? I think you must also take out some of your own things to participate in the charity sale, so that it is more meaningful."
"My own stuff...what can I take it out and sell it?" Hu Gaoyuan seemed a little hesitant.
The charity sale occupies an entire street in East Street. It seems that for the sake of the love affairs of the children's welfare home, everyone has truly achieved the fireworks.
Every stall at the East Street Charity Fair is either based on family, classmates, or relatives and friends. Of course, there are also individuals, which we call "one-on-one"!
Hu Gaoyuan was angry and decided to do it alone!
He was still recalling his mother's sarcastic expressions and sarcastic words.
("Why don't you talk anymore? Do you think you have nothing valuable and something that can be sold?"
The aunt's words were sarcastic. Hu Gaoyuan was of course not convinced. He ran to the room and whispered for a long time, and took out a bunch of things. Gao Xi looked again and found that he didn't know what to say.)
(I saw that these "baby" by Hu Gaoyuan were all plastic cartoon hero toys with broken arms and few legs, puzzle cards lacking patterns, toy cars without wheels, figures with color on their faces and bodies, and tattered wrinkles. They were either missing a cover or various books without inner pages.)
(The aunt let out a contemptuous laugh: "Hmph~ You know how you treat your own treasures now. Can you see if you can take these things out to participate in the charity sale? I guess those who pick up the scavengers are too lazy to take a look!")
(Gao Xi also said: "Advisor, you really can't sell these things, why don't you know how to cherish them?" Hu Gaoyuan looked at these treasures and felt a little regretful and ashamed, but when his mother and cousin criticized him, he suddenly felt that his face could not be kept on his face, and the dignity of a man was trampled all over the floor by two women. So he stubbornly said: "Antiques are just lonely products, and Venus' beauty lies in the beauty of broken arms! These dilapidated things are unique in the world, why can't they be sold! I will sell them to you to see!")
(Auntie laughed: "Hahahaha, oh~ You kid still understand the beauty of Venus? Okay, you can sell your lonely and incomplete beauty. I think you can sell half of it! But I will tell you clearly that you can sell your rags by yourself and don't go to your cousin's stall.")
(Gao Xi nodded again in a hurry.)
Looking back on these, Hu Gaoyuan was both angry and a little aggrieved. It was obvious that he looked down on himself and his treasures! I don’t believe it anymore! Can these treasures of mine be sold? I can’t fight, I can’t sell them at a low price. I don’t believe so many people from Taobao, and there is no one who knows the wise and keen!
Because of this idea, Bian Xiaowen asked him to throw these things to help him and Gao Xiyou's stall, and he ignored them in anger.
Gao Xi was secretly funny again and thought to himself, I see how long you can last.
The charity sale was crowded and lively. Most people were sincere and kind. They felt that in this "second-hand flea market", they could not only find the items they wanted in their hearts, but also help the widowed children in welfare homes. Moreover, not all second-hand goods are used here. Some vendors also seized the opportunity to approve all kinds of things and sold brand new and cheap things. The organizers also turned a blind eye to the market effect. Therefore, for people, such win-win good things are hard to come by, so everyone's enthusiasm and enthusiasm for shopping are very high. But you should know that as long as there is a market, there will be thieves, so there will be some opportunistic people in every market.
There were no Taobao "Haokes" on Hu Gaoyuan's stall, nor did he appear in a thief with a thief. There were only a few male and female flies, stopping and walking in front of his bored stall, buzzing and jumping at the unique waltz of the fly world.
Hu Gaoyuan suddenly wanted to go to the stall next door and buy a fly swatter.
Thinking of this, he reached out and touched his pocket, and there was no dime in his pocket. He turned around and touched his one-shoulder backpack, but touched a stack of paper.
Chapter completed!
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