Chapter 7 Playing with Ma Zhong
There were two Ma Zhongs in the Three Kingdoms era. One was a general of Shu, and the other was Ma Zhong from the Eastern Wu.
Speaking of Ma Zhong of Eastern Wu, he is indeed called the King of Dog Luck. He has a bad ability, but he is surprisingly lucky. The deaths of two of the Five Tiger Generals were related to Ma Zhong.
Guan Yu was defeated and fled to Maicheng because he was captured by Ma Zhong. Later, during the Battle of Yiling, Ma Zhong also shot and injured Huang Zhong, which indirectly led to Huang Zhong's death.
Guan Yu was defeated and walked into Maicheng. He was encountered by Ma Zhong on so many paths. Huang Zhong was good at shooting, and those who were good at shooting were generally good at avoiding arrows. Ma Zhong was able to shoot Huang Zhong. It can be said that Ma Zhong’s luck was indeed very good.
Ma Zhong, the general of Shu Kingdom, is a native of Shu Kingdom. He should speak with a Sichuan accent. Then look at the Ma Zhong in front of him, with a hint of Jiangnan rhyme in his voice. At this time, Liu Chan was completely sure that Ma Zhong in front of him was the lucky king of Dongwu.
But why did Ma Zhong kidnap himself? Now the diplomacy and military affairs of the Eastern Wu should be in the hands of the Grand Governor Zhou Yu. It seems that Ma Zhong kidnap himself was Zhou Yu's idea.
But this place seems to be in Xinye territory, which belongs to Cao Cao. Zhou Yu worked hard to send someone to kidnap him. Why did he send himself to Cao Cao's territory? Could it be that Ma Zhong wants to surrender to Cao Cao?
No, there must be a conspiracy here!
"Okay, boy, don't be stunned, let's go!" Ma Zhong carried Liu Chan and walked forward.
"Hey, where are we going, are we going to Xudu?"
"Don't worry about your child's affairs!" Ma Zhong said angrily.
"Hmph!" Liu Chan snorted coldly, looking like his whole Ma Zhong. Thinking of this, Liu Chan used his "thousand-pound pendant" with his skills!
Although Qianjin Pendant is a Shaolin martial arts, it is also a relatively basic martial arts that is used to assist in horse stance and achieve twice the result with half the effort. Shaolin did not keep much secret about this Qianjin Pendant, so many people from the world could use it at that time.
Ma Zhong only felt that Liu Chan suddenly became much heavier behind him, and he felt a little difficult to carry on his back.
You should know that Ma Zhong is also a military general after all. He usually wears armor and weapons, and at least fifty or sixty kilograms. Ma Zhong carried a fifty or sixty kilograms and still walked as fast as he could. But now, Ma Zhong carries a three-year-old child, and he feels a little difficult!
"Why is it so heavy?" Sweat was already faintly appearing on Ma Zhong's back.
With four or five miles away, Ma Zhong couldn't bear it anymore. Ma Zhong put down Liu Chan, held a tree and gasped, and kept saying, "It's so damn, why are you so heavy..."
"Idiot! I just ate a bowl of broth, and it naturally sank a little!" Liu Chan said naturally.
A bowl of soup? You can increase dozens of kilograms by eating a bowl of soup at your house! Looking at Liu Chan’s bad smile, Ma Zhong felt sensitively that it must be the one who did this guy!
Ma Zhong looked at Liu Chan carefully. The child still had those clothes on his body. With such a small body, he could not hide dozens of kilograms of things. Ma Zhong basically ruled out the possibility that Liu Chanyin himself would be.
Liu Chan smiled badly: "Hey, big man, are you so heavy with two people on your back?"
"Two people?" Ma Zhong asked strangely.
"Yes, didn't you notice? You just carried two people on your back, but that person was injured, bleeding from all the orifices, and his tongue was so long that he was hanging down to handing over!" Liu Chan said seriously.
A drop of cold sweat fell from Ma Zhong's head, and Ma Zhong suddenly thought of a word - a ghost!
"Ah!" Ma Zhong screamed in fear, took Liu Chan and ran away, not paying any attention to Liu Chan's smile that was successful in his plan.
Guiliu Town.
Ma Zhong took Liu Chan to the town, which was only more than 300 miles away from Xu Du. At this time, Liu Chan could basically confirm that his destination was Xu Du.
At this time, Liu Chan had no sense of being a hostage, nor did he have the intention to escape. Liu Bei was not very deep for Liu Bei. As soon as he came to this world, he was thrown to the ground by Liu Bei. Later, for the past two years, Liu Bei had been busy with government affairs and had not met him for a long time.
It can be said that Liu Chan and Liu Bei have no feelings for each other. For Liu Chan, Jingzhou is just a place where he can eat. For a generation of heroes, this is very insignificant.
It is now the end of the year, and today is exactly the 20th day of the twelfth lunar month. The market happened to be in Guiliu Town, and people from nearby villages came to the town to buy New Year's goods.
Ma Zhong and Liu Chan walked into the town. At this time, the town was crowded with people, and the hawkers and the bargaining of passers-by were connected.
These days, Ma Zhong also saw Liu Chan's quirky nature. The Liu Chan in front of him did not look like a three-year-old child. He was simply a gangster who had been in the world for many years!
Ma Zhong pulled Liu Chan tightly, fearing that the child would disappear after suddenly entering the crowd.
Liu Chan looked around carefully, and suddenly Liu Chan found two girls standing in front of a rice cake stall, buying rice cakes.
Liu Chan's eyes rolled and his plan came to his heart.
"Hey, big man, I'm hungry, I want to eat rice cakes!" Liu Chan has been in the rice cake stall over there.
Ma Zhong snorted coldly and touched his stomach. He hadn't eaten well these days, so he took Liu Chan to the front of the rice cake stall and shouted to the stall owner: "Give me a pound of rice cake!"
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Liu Chan quietly took a step back, then reached out his hand, slightly used his internal strength, and slapped the butt of the woman in front.
"Ah!" A scream came, and the woman turned around in surprise and happened to see Ma Zhong and Liu Chan. Everyone around was also focused on this place.
"Second Uncle!" Liu Chan pulled Ma Zhong and continued, "Second Uncle, has this sister done something bad?"
"Have you done something bad?" Ma Zhong was confused. He didn't know what Liu Chan said. When did he become his second uncle!
"Uncle II, didn't you say that you would spank if you did something bad! You just slapped this sister in the ass. Did this sister do something bad?" Liu Chan said naively.
A bead of sweat as big as a bean fell from Ma Zhong's head. Ma Zhong looked at the murderous look in front of him, and knew in his heart that he had been plotted against by Liu Chan again!
No matter what era, teasing women was a taboo, especially during the Qin and Han dynasties, the punishment was much heavier than in the later years. What is picking the nose and eyes is castration, and the punishment is varied, but all punishments have one common characteristic, that is, cruelty.
At this time, a group of big men surrounded Ma Zhong and surrounded Ma Zhong. Everyone looked at Ma Zhong with such a hint of contempt. Ma Zhong could even feel that these people would come up to beat him up later!
Ma Zhong is not Zhao Yun, and he cannot go in and out of hundreds of thousands of troops. Ma Zhong is not Zhang Fei, and he cannot take back Cao Cao's army of hundreds of thousands of troops with one shout.
"Everyone, listen to me, it's not me! It's not me!" Facing the crowd of big men surrounding him, Ma Zhong quickly explained.
"It's not you, is it this child that won't be done!" A young man pointed at Liu Chan and said.
"Yes, it's him! It's him who framed me!" Ma Zhong was so unjustly crying.
"I'm still quibbling! I clearly did it myself, but I was wronged by a child. I walked up to beat him up!"
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Finally, Ma Zhong completed the last three hundred miles with a bruised nose and a swollen face, and survived outside Xudu City.
In the inn outside Xudu City, Ma Zhong saw the Bu Zhi who had been waiting here for a long time.
"General Ma, thank you for your hard work, this trip will be smooth..." Bu Zhi heard that Ma Zhong had finally arrived, and hurriedly greeted him with a smile.
But when Bu Zhi saw Ma Zhong's face blue and purple, and his haggard appearance, his voice stopped. Judging from Ma Zhong's expression, the journey was very difficult...
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Chapter completed!