Chapter 22    Naughty!

"Baoer, open your mouth!"

"ah!"

“Is it sweet?”

"Tian, ​​thank you Brother Zhao!"

In the small ancestral hall, Li Zhao and Jin Baoer were sitting under the dragon scale cypress tree, eating iced grapes, and there was a specific division of labor. The former was responsible for picking, washing, ice, and peeling... The latter was responsible for one thing: eating!

For two lifetimes, Li Zhao was an only child. He really wanted to have a younger brother or younger sister, so he could taste the taste of being an older brother. Unfortunately, the family has been passed down from generation to generation, let alone brothers and sisters, not even one cousin.

The appearance of Jin Baoer just satisfies Li Zhao's wish, so he is very kind to the little girl, just to the point of meticulousness.

After bringing her back, I asked Aunt Qing to take a shower and change into the new clothes I bought. The sloppy little sloppy, which was originally dirty and difficult to distinguish between male and female, suddenly turned into a little beauty: willow leaves bent eyebrows, apricot kernels and round eyes, and a tall and straight nose... I instantly killed most of my peers in terms of appearance.

It is hard to imagine that a man like Jin Blacksmith could give birth to such a cute daughter. I guess Jin Baoer's mother is a great beauty, right?

However, through conversation, I learned that shortly after Jin Baoer was born, her mother died of illness, leaving only the father and daughter to depend on each other. It was pitiful to think about it!

She also asked Baifu to buy a lot of warm medicinal materials, as well as chicken, duck, fish, etc., to supplement Jin Baoer's nutrition every day to promote the recovery of his injuries. After recuperation for a while, Jin Baoer quickly recovered from his health, and began to have meat on his body, and her pale little face also had a bit of blood. She officially became the fourth member of the small ancestral hall.

At the beginning, I was worried that the little girl would feel a little uncomfortable when she was in a strange environment!

As it turns out, this kind of worry is completely unnecessary. Jin Baoer has a strong adaptability, eats full, sleeps soundly, and plays happily every day, like a happy little angel with a smile on his face forever and brings a joyful atmosphere to the small ancestral hall.

Aunt Qing and Bai Mo also fell in love with this lively and bold little girl, and her love for her was even better than that of Li Zhaolai.

Especially the former, she not only took care of Jin Baoer personally, but also asked about her family situation, birth date and horoscope, and then began to calculate: the little girl was eight years old this year, and she was fifteen years old after seven years. At that time, Li Zhao was twenty-two years old, and she was a pair of people made of heaven and earth, childhood sweethearts, a handsome man and beautiful woman...

Whenever Li Zhao heard these words, he felt that the blood of the beast was boiling... No, it was because the spine was cold and he had goose bumps all over his body.

What a joke, I brought Jin Baoer back to take care of him, but out of kindness, I had no other thoughts, and I never thought about raising a child bride.

Let’s take a step back, even if you want to find a woman, you should find a tall and charming lady. It’s better to have a cold goddess-like style, which is your own dish. Just drool when you think about it!

"Brother Zhao, I caught a big mouse. Do you want to play with me?"

"Brother Zhao, I picked a lot of mulberries. Can we eat them together?"

"Brother Zhao, why did you roll your eyes?"

...

As the saying goes: No gold is pure, no one is perfect. This is the most suitable thing to use on Jin Baoer. The little girl is good in other aspects, but she also has a small disadvantage: she is too lively, too bold, and too energetic!

Have you ever seen a girl who was holding a living big mouse with bare hands to play with it?

Have you ever seen a girl climbing up a tree several meters tall to pick mulberries and picking a magpies nest?

Have you ever seen a girl who climbed over the wall and climbed into the dark chimney to explore?

...

Since Jin Baoer came, in just a few days, Li Zhao has seen all these things with his own eyes, and every time he is like a thunderbolt, and is stunned.

I remember when I was a child, I was also a naughty guy who I personally disliked. I was in trouble all day long and was taught by my father's slap countless times, but I never changed it... But compared with Jin Baoer, it was really a witch. The ten boys were not as naughty as her!

Is this still a girl? Li Zhao couldn't help but doubt her gender again and had the urge to find out.

No wonder when they parted, Jin Blacksmith kept saying: "Thank you for your hard work, thank you for your hard work... You must be patient."

It is really hard to coax such a naughty child. Li Zhao even suspected that Jin Blacksmith used his daughter as collateral. The fundamental reason was that he could not bear this torture even if he wanted to purify for a few days.

To make a naughty child obedient, eating snacks is a good way.

But you can't eat all day long, as it's easy to become a fat girl. Li Zhaosizhi repeatedly decided to teach Jin Baoer something so that she could have something to do and consume her excess energy, so that she wouldn't be naughty everywhere.

After reading, I tried it, and before I could read three sentences, the little guy fell asleep.

When writing, a typical bear breaks a stick, breaks one, and throws one, and learns three words after five days of slaughter: Jin Baoer.

If you can’t learn literature, you have to practice martial arts.

"Baoer, do you want to learn fighting skills?"

“What is fighting technique?”

"It's a very powerful martial art. As long as you learn it, you can fight tigers and go to sea to capture dragons. You can still be a heroine in the future, be a hero, be a hero, be a hero, eliminate violence and be a good man, and be the rogues on the street, we can fight ten of them one by one!"

"Baoer wants to learn, Baoer will become a female hero in the future!"

"Okay, my brother will teach you now, I'll see if you walk on the street and there is a man who wants to bully you, you'll just... like this... again... do you understand?"

Children have a dream of being a knight in their hearts, especially naughty people. Jin Baoer jumped happily and immediately learned it, so he fell into a trap!

Because what Li Zhao taught her was not fighting skills at all. That thing is too lethal and not suitable for girls to learn. What she taught is women's self-defense skills!

Beautiful girls are prone to invasion by bad people, while women's physical fitness is naturally weaker than men, making it difficult for them to protect their safety.

Therefore, some people integrated boxing, martial arts, wrestling, judo, taekwondo, karate and other martial arts to form a specialized technology that aims to subdue the other party and protect themselves; women's self-defense skills do not have any martial arts framework or any combat constraints. In order to achieve their goals, they use various organs of the body at will and use various props at will. As the saying goes: There is no fixed law, and all we want is the result.

...

OK, it’s too complicated. To put it simply, there are three tricks for women’s self-defense:

First: pretend to be weak and let the other party relax their guard.

Second: Sudden moves, attacking the eyes, throat, lower body and other vital parts, causing the other party to lose its ability to move.

Third, succeed with one blow and leave quickly to prevent the opponent from recovering from counterattacking.

During use, if you add a few charming eyes and some seductive small moves, the success rate will increase several times. After all, there are very few creatures like men who can pass the beauty level!

"Pretending to be scared, lifting your hair, and glaring at you... Take a quick move when you are unprepared: insert your eyes, cut your throat, and lift your vaginal legs!"

"Insert the eyes, cut the throat, and lift the vaginal legs!"

"Oh, be gentle, you want our Li family to lose their children and grandchildren!"

Not to mention, Jin Baoer has a good understanding and quickly learned to behave well. In addition, the super cute little loli looks very deceptive. Even Li Zhao almost got hit several times.

Playing with such a little loli really means one thing: pain and happiness.

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And in pain and happiness, time passes by quickly, and the Dragon Boat Festival is here in a blink of an eye.

Dragon Boat Festival, also called the "Dragon Boat Festival" in the Tang Dynasty. According to the customs of Guanzhong area, people should eat rice dumplings, drink realgar wine, and hang mugwort and calamus on the gate, which is said to drive away evil spirits and ghosts!

The small ancestral hall immediately became lively. Aunt Qing was responsible for making rice dumplings, preparing various delicacies, white buns and buying realgar wine, and other applications, collecting mugwort and calamus naturally fell on Li Zhao.

Jin Baoer wanted to follow her into the mountain, but was rejected by Li Zhao and asked her to stay in the small ancestral hall obediently...

First, mugwort and calamus mostly grow on hillsides, and the mountain roads are steep and difficult to walk, so it will be bad if the girl is injured.

Second, I haven’t eaten carp for a long time, and Li Zhao wanted to have a feast. It was inconvenient to bring the little girl. It was not that he couldn’t bear to part with one, but that he was worried that Jin Baoer was young and had a bad temper, so it would be troublesome if he accidentally said it.

However, before entering the mountain, Aunt Qing specifically reminded me: Be careful, go and go back quickly, because ants are in power and swallows fly low, and there will definitely be heavy rain in the afternoon.

...

To put it short, Li Zhao walked into the mountain with a small bamboo basket and a hatchet. He first went to a hillside to collect fresh mugwort and calamus, and then went to the edge of Heilongquan and pricked several big carp and raised a bonfire to barbecue.

The fat fish was roasted quickly, and Li Zhao immediately swallowed it. The carp was delicious, so it felt even better if you ate it secretly.

Zhizheng was happy to eat, his heartbeat suddenly started to accelerate, and his hair all over his body also stood up. The intuition of the soldier told himself... It's not good, there is danger!

Li Zhao immediately held the hatchet and carefully observed the situation around him. He saw four figures with tiger backs and bears walking out of the woods and surrounded him, obviously malicious...
Chapter completed!