Chapter 17 Punishment!
After leaving the Zen room, Li Zhao returned to the Dharma Hall in front and wandered around the crowd. He soon saw Li Chong and Li Fei's figure. However, the two of them looked bad. The originally fat and big eared round pig faces all turned into big donkey faces. The reason was very simple. Both brothers drew the lottery.
A signature is:
The news in the sky is really hard to think about, don’t be too eager to force it,
If you grind a stone into a mirror, you will have a waste of your time!
Another signature is:
The fire is burned with firewood and fire is burned, and it is still the same when it burns three thousand.
If you ask about glory and distraction, it is better to get rid of your efforts!
The old monk in charge of the signature told Li Chong that Li Fei that they had bad luck in recent times, so it is best to be honest and not have any inappropriate thoughts, otherwise not only will the plan fail, but it will also hurt themselves.
After getting such a signature, the two brothers naturally feel bad.
"The two brothers have been waiting for a long time."
"Yulang, you ran there and used it for so long?"
"I've gone to the post. I don't want the old monk who explained the post to the post to say that I have a Buddhist connection and want me to become a monk and practice. I'm a little monk in the temple. Naturally, I refuse to do so, so I find an excuse to come out."
"Haha, it's interesting to be a little monk."
Before, Li Chong and Li Fei were still worried, and were afraid that Li Zhao would sneak away, so the plan they had worked hard would be in vain.
Now that the person is back, the two brothers can't help but breathe a sigh of relief, then glance at each other, decided to continue their previous plans and beat Li Zhao up.
As for the old monk's warning, they have long left it behind. As the saying goes, gods and ghosts are afraid of evil people. As long as their hearts are cruel and their hands are poisonous, ghosts and gods must retreat obediently!
"Yulang, the spiritual sign has been drawn. Next, let's go to the back of the temple and see how the smoke in the famous cottage is?"
"good!"
There is a large forest in the backyard of Caotang Temple, and an ancient well is in the forest. White smoke often rises up and wanders back and forth in the air like a dragon. It is called "Caotang Smoke". It is known as the Eight Scenery of Guanzhong, along with Huayue Fairy Palm, the evening shining of Mount Li, the wind and snow of Bali, the flowing river in Qujiang, the morning bell of Yanta, the ancient ferry of Xianyang, and the snow in Taibai.
Now the two fat men invited Li Zhao to the backyard to really enjoy the wonders of the "Smoke in the Cottage" or have other plans... I'm afraid the latter has a higher chance!
"Oh, no, my stomach is so bloated and painful. Yulang, go to the woods alone. Brother Yu goes there first and then go to find you later."
"Oh, I've drunk too much tea before going out, so I have to go and make some more convenient."
"No problem, please give me your wish!"
Sure enough, halfway through the road, the two fat men escaped by peeing, and when they were about to leave, they secretly made a gesture.
Li Zhao saw it clearly, and on the surface, he remained calm and continued to walk towards the backyard, but secretly raised his vigilance and paid close attention to the tourists around him... and then soon discovered that someone was secretly following him.
They were three adult men with big arms and round waists and fierce appearances, constantly approaching him, and at first glance they were ill intentions.
At this point, Li Zhao basically understood.
The two fat men's plan was to trick themselves into Caotang Temple in the name of incense and worship Buddha, and then trick them into the sparsely populated woods. They secretly arranged the thugs and repaired themselves hard.
After the incident, the two fat men could shirk the blame completely using the excuse of being absent. This plan is cruel.
Now, how should I deal with it... For safety reasons, I'd better find a place to hide first.
Li Zhao secretly accelerated his pace and soon came to the woods. Then he found a big tree with lush branches and leaves. He climbed up in a few seconds and concealed his figure. Then, the three strong men also chased into the woods...
"Hey, that kid ran there, don't let him sneak away. We promised the two young masters Li to ruin that kid today."
"Don't worry, can the cooked duck fly? That kid must be nearby. After he has ruined his hands and feet, we will go to the West Courtyard to find two young masters Li and get the remaining thirty taels of hard work. Tonight, let's go to Manchun Courtyard in the south of the city to have fun?"
"Haha, good idea, have some fun tonight."
Li Zhao hid in the big tree, and heard it clearly, and couldn't help frowning. The two fat men were so cruel that they wanted to destroy their own hands and feet. Since that's the case, don't blame him for being ruthless.
But the most important thing at the moment is how to deal with these three rascals.
With your current skills, if you fight head-on, you will not only not get a little advantage, but you may also suffer a big loss.
A sneak attack behind the scenes and use harsh actions can solve these three scoundrels, but this is a Buddhist holy land, so it is probably not good to kill people... No matter what, you have to give Zen Master Benkong some face, right?
You can't kill, fight, or escape. What should I do? Can't I hide in a big tree for a day?
As the saying goes: There is no way to go after mountains and rivers, and there is another village with dark willows and flowers.
Li Zhao hid in a big tree with a very wide view. He found that there were several low small earthen houses on the east side of the woods, and someone was entering and leaving. It turned out to be a men's toilet. On the west side of the woods, there was also a women's toilet, all for pilgrims to use.
A hundred steps away from the women's restroom, there were more than a dozen servants in green clothes standing, and several other little maids surrounded a lady in gorgeous clothes and hurried into the women's restroom... It seemed that they must be the daughter of a wealthy family.
The daughter of a wealthy family... more than a dozen servants in green clothes... three rogues... Hehe, as his eyes turned, Li Zhao found a clever plan - to kill someone with a knife.
I first slid down from the big tree, sorted out my clothes, wandered around the outside of the woods, deliberately exposed my whereabouts, and then quickly walked towards the west side of the woods...
"Look, it's that boy!"
"Catch up and find a chance to destroy him, and then find two young masters Li to get the reward."
The three rascals discovered Li Zhao's figure and immediately rushed to chase him. Na Zhi wandered around the woods for a few times and lost his target. However, a low earthen house appeared in front of him.
...
Although I can't read, I know that this is a women's restroom and adult men should not approach it, otherwise it will easily cause misunderstandings. Just as I was about to leave, a sharp voice suddenly sounded: "No, there are three rascals peeping at the women's restroom...whoosh...ah!"
Immediately afterwards, a small stone was thrown into the women's bathroom, which immediately triggered a harsh scream. Several little maids ran out surrounded by a lady, looking flustered and shy, and happened to see the three rascals.
"You are so shameless, you dare to peep outside... Woo woo!"
"It's not us, we didn't peep."
"Come!"
The three rascals were willing to explain, but how could they explain this kind of thing be clear? If they weren't intentionally peeping, what would the three big men wander outside the women's bathroom if they had nothing to do?
And the thugs recognized that this gorgeously dressed lady was the daughter of a wealthy family in Wu'an County. She had a lot of power in her family and could not be provoked by them.
If you can't afford to offend and can't explain clearly, you can only run away.
Unfortunately, one step late!
Hearing the screams in the women's bathroom, more than a dozen blue-clothed servants guarding nearby ran over quickly and blocked the three rascals. The rest was simple, with only one word - typing!
The Law of the Tang Dynasty stipulates that when encountering situations such as molesting women, rushing into private houses at night, vicious slaves and bullying their masters..., there is no need to report to the official, and you will be beaten to death!
Therefore, the servants in the green clothes were very ruthless, using their heads and fists, soothing feet, and twitching their vaginas... They all used it. After a meal, they gradually stopped and then dragged three dying ruffians away.
Obviously, the suffering of the three rascals is not over yet. Even if they can save their lives in the end, they will probably have to lose a few layers of skin.
"Bah, I deserve it. This is called evil retribution!"
After everyone left, Li Zhao came out of the woods and walked towards the west courtyard of Caotang Temple. There was a large bamboo forest, lush and lush. I learned from the conversations of three rascals that Li Chong and Li Fei were hiding in the bamboo forest, waiting to hear the news of success.
Li Zhao is a character who never forgets his kindness and will revenge him. How could he let these two initiators go? Today, he must revenge with his principals and interests.
...
"Brother, it's been half an hour. Why is there no news yet? Will there be any accident?"
"Don't worry, three men with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, and dealing with a boy with no power, isn't that easy to win."
"That's right. After interrupting both hands and feet, that guy will never want to walk in the future. He can only climb on the ground like a turtle. It's so happy to think about it...haha!"
There is a pavilion deep in the bamboo forest. Li Chong and Li Fei sat side by side on the wooden railing, chatting about how to humiliate the disabled Li Zhao in the future, while laughing happily.
Zhizheng was laughing happily. The back of the two of them suddenly felt a pain in the back of their heads, and then their eyes went dark and they were unconscious on the ground at the same time.
Immediately afterwards, Li Zhao jumped out from behind, holding two large bricks in his hand, with blood vaguely on it, which shows that he is not easy to take action!
I fainted from the two fat men. What should I do next?
He killed them directly, and then destroyed the corpse and traces... After weighing the pros and cons, Li Zhao shook his head helplessly, not because he was unruly, but because he was worried.
First of all, this is a Buddhist holy land, so it is not advisable to kill people.
Second, many people have seen it today that they came with two fat men to burn incense and worship Buddha. If they die, they are afraid they will not be able to get rid of it.
I did this before, and I wanted to get a talisman for myself, but I didn't expect it to become a talisman for two fat people, and I was depressed.
Then again, although I can't kill two fat people, I can mess with them and let them know what evil means to be punished... Hehe.
Thinking of this, Li Zhao dragged the two fat men into the depths of the bamboo forest like a dead dog, and then dismantled all the joints that could move on the two of them in extremely rough ways.
The two fat men suddenly turned into two pools of mud. Even if they woke up, they would not want to scream or move a little finger.
In addition, after suffering such a severe blow, even if someone helps them connect their joints later, they will leave serious sequelae, which will be considered a lifelong disability!
"As soon as one immortal, one thought, one devil, one leaf of Tathagata, one mind Buddha, many times of hardships, many times of practice, many times of forgetful rivers, three lifetimes of reincarnation, three lifetimes of practice to become a Buddha..."
After finishing, Li Zhao hummed a small song, left Caotang Temple calmly, and then hiked back to Qianlonggang... As a result, he met Aunt Qing and Baimo on the way, and the two looked anxious!
"Yulang, I heard that you were taken away by Li Chong and Li Fei. How about it, is it okay?"
"It's okay, we went to worship Buddha together. They were having fun and didn't want to leave, so I came back alone."
"Just come back, don't run around in the future. There are many bad people outside."
"I understand, Aunt Qing."
It turned out that Aunt Qing and Baimo learned from the villagers that Li Zhao was taken out by two fat men. She was worried that something would happen, so she hurriedly chased her out.
Now that Li Zhao has returned without any damage, Aunt Qing then breathed a sigh of relief, held her hand, and started to give her heartfelt advice, all of which are very dangerous and sinister outside.
Unfortunately, this kind woman didn't know that although there were many bad people outside, the worst one stood in front of her, and she was still a person who pretended to be a pig and ate a tiger.
Next, the three of them returned to the small ancestral hall together and enjoyed lunch.
...
As for Li Chong and Li Fei brothers, they didn't return to their ancestral home until midnight, but they didn't come back, but were carried back by someone.
It turned out that Xiao Si was waiting outside the mountain gate. Seeing that the sun was about to set, the two fat men still did not come out, so he had to go into Caotang Temple to search. Na Zhi searched for a long time, but he could not see the two fat men, so he had to ask the monks in the temple for help.
The monks at Caotang Temple were kind-hearted. When they learned that two pilgrims had disappeared for no reason, they immediately dispatched all the staff and searched carefully inside and outside the temple...
Finally, he squandered the strength of the eight camels, and finally found two fat men who had woken up many times and fainted from pain many times, and then sent someone to send them back in the bamboo forest.
Seeing that the two fat men turned into this ghostly appearance, the servants of the Li family were also in a state of desolation, so they had to send someone to inform Li De and the Zheng couple while looking for the best doctor to come for treatment. They shouted and chaotic for a while...
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!