Chapter 275 Picking Up Girls: Civilian to Military
"Listen to the sound of nature?" I almost frowned my eyebrows. This old guy is worthy of being a charlatan and can really pull it.
"Huh, what's wrong?" Li Chunfeng's words attracted our attention. Uncle Li was surrounded by a large group of court officials. Uncle Li looked impatient, but those people kept saying that His Majesty's body should not be easily taken advantage of.
"What's wrong with me going up? Haven't you seen that my son-in-law and two Taoist priests just now just came down from above? What's wrong? There's no need to talk about this!" Uncle Li said very decisively.
Sweet! Dozens of pairs of vicious eyes glared on my face. It was as if I was the culprit. The old man was also in the middle, raised his finger and pointed at me tremblingly, without making any sound in his mouth. However, according to the change in the old man's mouth shape, I understood what he meant: You are such a bad beast who causes trouble...sweat!
"Hahaha, what's the matter? I'm willing to go with Your Majesty. I've been rolling in the sea of blood for decades. I've seen many novel things in the world, but I haven't seen a treasure that can make people ascend to heaven yet." Uncle Cheng jumped out in front of the green toad mirror. The civil servants who were still complaining just now all responded with contempt. The old guy rushed to me without caring: "What are you doing with a good son-in-law and a young man standing here with a foolish smile? Can you kick me?!" The sunshine reflected by the toad mirror shone brightly on my eyes.
Hearing the old man Cheng's clamor, the veterans who were eager to try and brave on the battlefield stopped doing it. One and two rushed to say that they wanted to protect His Majesty. In short, it was a privilege to let them pull the ropes to ascend to heaven. The two of them were so quarreled that they almost wanted to snatch their arms and sleeves.
Uncle Li, who was quarreled by these bloody old men, finally suppressed the scene with a loud shout. Finally, he ordered me, Uncle Cheng, and Li Ji's name as the hot air balloon crew this time.
Soon, after a stick of incense, the hot air balloon took off again under the gaze of everyone. Fortunately, the crew in the chalet were all bold people this time. Except for the white face and trembling lips when they first took off the air, there was no other bad behavior, except for Uncle Cheng, the old guy kept wandering around the chalet, laughing in a toad mirror.
After a while, he rose to a height of more than ten feet above the ground, he could already turn his eyes outside the Qingyang Temple. The higher he rose, the more surprised Uncle Li's expression was. He kept sucking the cold air. Uncle Li Ji was lying on a telescope and looked left and right.
"My God, this is about a hundred feet long, right?" Uncle Li Ji accidentally glanced under the basket, his feet couldn't help but tremble and screamed in shock.
"No, this is about fifty feet." I glanced at the measuring rope and replied.
"Your Majesty, look, there is the imperial city over there!" Uncle Cheng raised his hand and pointed over.
"Well, I take a look!" Uncle Li took the telescope handed over by Li Ji and came to his eyes, with a sound in his mouth.
"Your Majesty, this thing is of great use!" After Li Ji stood on the hot air balloon, he finally calmed down and started to speak.
Uncle Cheng finally took off his sunglasses, his eyes filled with shiny eyes, and he nodded at the edge of the wing, with a very serious expression: "Old Li's words are reasonable, this thing is really useful. Look, standing here, more than ten miles in a circle, all the way to the eyes," Uncle Cheng has transformed from an old ruffian role to a general who commands thousands of troops, and his fierce and wild murderous aura is steaming: "If you use this thing when you attack the enemy, and if you use this thing when you attack the city and defeat the enemy, the opponent's troops will be unable to escape the eyes and ears of our army, and you will make a decision at the moment..."
In short, in other words: This hot air balloon is of considerable use for riding a horse and fighting a war, and attacking the city and destroying the enemy. Li Ji also put forward his own opinions. Although this thing has these benefits, it depends on the posture and the movement is difficult, so it will not have any effect when used at night.
Uncle Li smiled and nodded repeatedly. Occasionally, he picked up the telescope and looked around, and then showed me a meaningful smile, which was a bit evil, which made my spine chill-
"This hot air balloon is a good name, but it seems a bit tacky." Uncle Li walked around the van with the handrail and stopped and sighed regretfully. I didn't understand what Uncle Li meant, so I quickly bowed and bowed: "The son-in-law is just talking nonsense, and I hope my father-in-law can give this thing a nice name."
"Climbing high and looking far away, the world is full of eyes, and the white clouds seem to be able to reach the point where you can touch it. What's better to call this thing a cloud-piercing edge?" Uncle Li asked us.
In the summer of the fifteenth year of Zhenguan, Emperor Taizong of Tang, the lord of the Tang Dynasty, climbed Zhuanyunling, walked among the white clouds, and looked at Chang'an, the imperial capital of the Tang Dynasty, leaving behind famous quotes to climb high and look far away, and the world was full of heaven and earth. In addition, the hot air balloon designed by the second man in Fangfu and two famous charlatans of the Tang Dynasty participated in the creation of "Zhuanyunling".
Chapter completed!