Chapter 189: New Tubo Concept: Yone Tian Gong Beauty Method
"Hehehe..."
"I'll laugh, I'll kick you if I laugh." His voice was soft and sticky as glutinous rice, without any persuasion, his eyebrows were picturesque, and his pretty face was full of blush of similar depth. What a cute little beauty, her pink tongue was just wandering around her mouth. Alas, it's a pity, there are too many light bulbs here, otherwise...
"Why don't we go out and take a look at the beauty of spring?"
"Stinky Fangjun, I don't think about good things all day long!" Li Shu blushed even more, adding more charm to her, and her white fingers drew circles in my palm. "By the way, I was so popular last night. Even your father and his uncle copied several of your poems in the front hall."
"How do you know?" Didn't this girl drink wine with me in the back hall?
"Hmph, I'm so embarrassed to ask, you were drunk for a while and were carried out by your six uncles. Cheng Luaner also wanted to go with her. I pulled her to chat in the back hall for a while and then returned to the palace. What's wrong? Are you sorry if you don't have a beauty to accompany you?" He raised his eyebrows and looked at me with a smile.
"What are you regrets?" I generously stretched my front and laughed loudly: "Anyway, you two can only jump at their own houses for a few months. At that time, I will see who you two dare to disobey? At that time, hehe..."
"Dirty!" The answer was a cute pair of rolling eyes and a fist that was ashamed to the pink.
"Brother Jun...Brother Jun!" The shrill call made Li Shu turn his head in an instant, pull his hand back, and twist his waist. Damn! I'm angry, "Wait!" I pulled my sleeves and rolled up my clothes, and walked out strode. What do Li Zhi want to do? Is his butt itchy? I dare to disturb my sister and I who have finally had time to have time, but I want to be so happy that I can get beaten by me for a few times?
"The people who entered the Zuoyuan came to you and said that there was an urgent report, so I stopped the person outside." Seeing my fierce look coming out of the hall, Li Zhi quickly raised his finger and pointed at the front and said quickly and quickly. "Hmm? It's you?" Why did Cai Nan come?
"Young Master, go quickly. Good news." Cai Nan could still keep the iron rule of being inaccurate when going out of the Zuoyuan. He didn't say what was going on, but he kept squeezing his eyes, looking happy as if he was immediately bridal chamber, who... Well, today's teasing Dayao seems to be impossible, so he turned his head and said to Li Zhi: "Your Highness, King Jin, please tell your sister. I'm busy with official duties, and come to see Your Highness the Princess again the next day." Before we are subordinates, we must maintain our respect for the prince.
"I dare not, Brother Jun, walk slowly." Li Zhi pretended to be a little adult and quickly raised his hand to stop me from saluting.
"What's the matter? Is it coming to the palace?" said Cai Nan, who was rushing on the road while rushing toward me. Our equestrian is a qualitative leap compared to when we first arrived in the Tang Dynasty. It also means that from climbing to learning to run, I dare to hold the reins with one hand, put the other hand on my hip or play with a horse whip to show off.
"Tubo spies! In the Firearms Bureau, Team Leader Li and his team caught three Tubo spies." Although Cai Nan's voice was also very low, it fell into my ears like a thunderclap. "Tubo!" The voice suddenly rose.
Cai Nan wanted to say something, so he stopped him quickly. This place was on Chang'an Street. Who knew if there were any other international friends disguised eavesdropping. He ran wildly towards Jinzouyuan. He was so curious that he could catch a spy for the first time. Well, let's take a look at the new things first and see what the ancient Tubo people are different from the current ones.
"What's your name?" After walking around this guy who looked like a leader for no more than ten times, I finally came to the conclusion that the dirt on the Tubo people was definitely their body weapons and armor.
"..." I stared at two eyes, shook a lot of beards, and had such a yellow and disgusting thing on my face. The strong smell on my body? Or was the smell that made my scalp numb. I didn't dare to approach, but only asked from a distance. "Who are you? You dare to catch people randomly. We are civilians in Tubo." The voice and tone of speech were very strange, and it seemed that I had a low understanding of Chinese.
I was a little unhappy and pointed to the bundle of Tubo spy leaders who looked like falling pigs, and said angrily towards the spy who was very proud and had different styles and dressed in the big inner spy, "What are you doing? The other party is also human."
"?Young Master, what do you mean? We didn't say he is not a human?" Li Xiaode, a fake Taoist priest, dressed in a farmer today, and there were still many stains on his body. The corners of his eyes were blue. It can be imagined that these three brave Tubo spies had fought bravely when they were at a disadvantage in the number of people. Of course, this kind of struggle is not worth promoting. Isn't it uncomfortable to see the elites of our Tang Dynasty and resist?
"..." If you deliberately mislead your leader, it seems that if you don't deal with these guys, you don't know what you call a cannon? Why can I make these guys lean on you? Just because I once asked Li Xiaode and Cai Nan to compete with each other, the two so-called big masters, but the two big masters went straight to the tree. How did they get up? I was thrown up with one hand by one. As the saying goes, one of them can be reduced to ten times with one punch. If you can punch me, I can fold your small body as a bench. Since then, no one dares to hang my stern with the second one.
Seeing my eyes lit up with fierce light and stunning, the sweat on Li Xiaode's face instantly came out. It seemed that he had recalled the pain of being stuck on a tree a few months ago and staying on the morning.
"Young Master, do you want us to loosen their ties?" Li Xiaode quickly made up for it.
"...I'm asking, where did the feces come from on their faces? Who smeared that thing?!" I raised my fingers and pointed at the disgusting things that were red and yellow on the three slumped pigs.
"..." The big inner secret agents were stunned. They all had red and black faces, and there were crooked mouths and slanted eyes. There were even those who gritted their teeth and wanted to laugh. Liu, the little white golfer who called Liu, wasn't waiting for me to raise my fingers, his elder brother slapped him: "What are you laughing at! You're looking for death."
As soon as the class was over, he walked to the door and wanted to come in and see the Tubo spy. Instructor Qiu heard my roar and stared at the three Tubo spys on the ground with grief and anger on his face. Then, he said to the Taoist Master with great difficulty: "This is their custom, I have been wiped out by myself."
"What?!" I was so scared that I took a few big steps. Some Japanese people took their own urine to exercise. Today, I saw it fresh. The ancient Tubo people have started to use rice fields to beautify themselves.
Li Xiaode finally reacted and quickly pressed me to the side and said with a low voice: "They have smeared Chu Ni on their faces, which is the custom of Tubo, which has existed since ancient times."
"...Why don't you report to me first!" I was so angry that I was so ugly that I made such a big ugly in front of so many international friends. Now I have the heart to silence them. I want to throw all these big inner secret spies who are not things out of the wall." Since they are spies, why don't you throw them to me? Pull them down, and each one whip them first and then ask. Let me watch them!" My face was like a heavy date, my eyebrows were like a lying silkworm, and I gave a very majestic and murderous order. My vicious eyes swept across the group of big inner secret spies, with a ferocious face, and a gloomy death order came out from the gap between my teeth: "You dare to say that you will catch the Tubo spies in the Zuoyuan, and behead you in half!"
"No!!!" Eighteen spies, instructors, team leader Li, and captain Cai Wei quickly responded loudly, looking very scared. Including the three Tubo spies on the ground, they were all white, and they looked very similar to those who were about to go to the stolen stand.
"We can't beat us, we are good people of Tubo!" The Tubo spy in the lead dared to shout at me?
"Okay, it's okay if you don't fight. Cai Nan, take them to the torture room, and then..." muttered in Cai Nan's ear in a low voice. This guy made two grim laughs from time to time. Well, he cooperated well. Cai Nan's already ugly face had a gloomy and cruel atmosphere even stronger-
As soon as the three Tubo people opened their mouths, they were immediately blocked by the evil guys with cloth, and their eyes turned pale. Then the two of them carried out happily with a stick, as if they were going to the front line to comfort the common people fighting on the front line.
Finally there was no one else, so I quickly poured some tea and patted my face on my hands. It was so hot. Oh, our face still couldn't meet the standard of complete travel. At most, it could only reach the temperature covering the sun occasionally. There were still great shortcomings. We had to continue working hard in the future.
Chapter completed!