Chapter 88: Chengfu Secret Technique: Clone Technique? (Repair)
Two hours later, the second young master of Fang, who had been hungry for a night, took a step and was full of braised chicken, walking towards his own courtyard with a braised chicken smell. He was surprised by the gossip of Fang Mansion. You are shocked by your ancestors, I am almost thirsty. Who would dare to laugh at me? Tomorrow, tomorrow, I will chop all the chickens at home and stuff them into his mouth.
I swallowed more than a half of braised chicken, and it tasted so sad and angry.
"Green Butterfly, Zhaoer, hurry up, get some tea for me, and I'm almost swelling. Also, prepare some mouthwash and prepare a set of clothes for me, otherwise, the whole body will taste." As soon as I entered the yard, I quickly asked for help from the two girls sitting in the room.
"Ah!" The palace maid stared at my belly, covered her mouth and let out a low voice, and secretly glanced at the girl Green Butterfly. Green Butterfly was also stunned, raised the orchid and pointed at my belly: "Young Master, what's wrong with you?"
"Don't mention it, don't mention it..." I picked up the kettle and sipped it several times before I let it breathe. The braised chicken was too dry. In the end, I couldn't swallow it. I was caught in my mother's eagle claws and squeezed it into my mouth. I didn't feel sorry for my son.
"Young Master, what's wrong? Only a little thing can make you like this?" Green Die muttered dissatisfied.
"Miss Butterfly, it's not the young master, I'm afraid it's the lady... I'm also worried that we'll be hungry for the second young master." The palace maid's eyes were so vicious that I wanted to slap people. I'm still laughing, why are you laughing?
Green Butterfly was mentioned by the palace maid sister, and looked at me again, then glanced at the palace maid sister who was smiling while covering her mouth, and suddenly burst into laughter. "No wonder the young master shouted that he was full of profit as soon as he entered the door. Sister Zhaoer, I'm afraid that this is also your credit, right?"
"You still have the energy to nag here!" I couldn't stand it anymore, so I picked up my sleeves and prepared to perform the family law to perform the digestive exercise first, which made the two girls laugh and scream and ran towards the door. Who... Is there a little repentance, and I don't know the stinky girls who have received labor reform.
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The Fangfu Ancestral Hall was very lively, and a group of well-known high-ranking officials and nobles squeezed in and watched the fun. Uncle Cheng was among them. Uncle Cheng noticed my gaze, showed his front teeth at me, and smiled fiercely. I was so scared that I almost rushed to climb onto the floor in front of the Ancestral Hall. I quickly turned my face and took several breaths to restore my calm mind. As the protagonist of this ceremony, I looked serious and walked into the ancestral hall with a perfect approach.
"Hahaha... It is a blessing for me to be able to win the title of a promising young man like his nephew." An old man with white hair and strong body stood in the head of the main position, nodding at me and smiling.
"Senior Brother Yao has said this. This evil son can be crowned by Brother Yao. This is his blessing. Jun'er, kneel down!" My father sat at the upper left head, bowed to the uncle pharmacist who had never heard his father mention it, and then shouted at the young master.
I was a little excited, a little scared, and I was very nervous. My mother was also there, supported by my sister-in-law, smiling kindly at me, occasionally, secretly picking up a hand towel to wipe my tears. Yes, my son, I am about to become an adult, can I be unhappy if I am a mother?
Next... I forgot, yes, I was too nervous, I only remember the specific procedure to give me a set of "first additions", a set of scarves, deep clothes, large belts, shoelaces, black cloth crowns, and then a leather hat. I wished: "On the good day of the month, I will add Yuan wards, abandon the word "Young" and achieve virtue. I will take a long life and take a long life, and I will learn from you. "
Then I added a hat, a shirt, a leather belt, and a shoe, and finally gave it a title. Uncle Li saliva sprayed on my forehead: "The auspicious month is the first time, and I respect you, and I respect you, and I am the best. My eyebrows will last forever, and I will receive the blessings of Hu forever." Finally, I will add the "three pluses" to the head, the public uniform, the leather belt, and the boots. "The year is the right order, the order of the month, and the Xianjiao suit. Brothers are there to achieve the virtue, and the yellow and old are boundless, and the heavens are celebrated." The thick baritone finally came to an end, and the congratulations are endless. My father's mouth kept cracking his head.
I originally wore a triple crown on my head, which was only tied with a wooden hairpin. I felt my head was a little heavy and a little dizzy. Then I kept kowtowing and forgot how much I kowtowed to the ancestors of the Fang family and the elders of the Fang family clan. Finally, my father took the word "Yuai" as "Yuai", which is very romantic and hazy. It seems that the old man has the potential to become a poet of the Misty School. Hehe, it seems that this master has a good image and radiates the spark of love to the motherland in the beautiful mountains. In the future, anyone who sees me will either be Yiai or General Liuxiang shouting, that's a pleasure, hahahahaha...
Finally, the sacrificial activities in the ancestral hall were completed. The old man waved his hand and the grand banquet began in the front hall of the Fang Mansion. Amid the congratulations of brothers Li Ke, Cheng Chuliang, Li Yexu, Li Zhi and other scumbag brothers, my dizzy head finally woke up.
"Thank you guys for coming here every day. I'm not very grateful, so I punish myself for one cup." There are too many scum on the list of playboys and dare not count them in detail. I bowed my hand around and picked up a cup to quench my thirst first. I ate too much dry stuff and felt uncomfortable in my mouth.
"What, today is your happy day. How can one cup satisfy your brotherly relationship? It should be three cups!" Li Ke bang bang, fucked three cups in a row. Damn, this guy clearly wanted to be poor in my house. Brother Cheng Chuliang also jumped up and showed two front teeth to the young master very kindly: "Fang Jun, hahahaha... In the future, hahahaha." Who said nothing, he kept silly and laughed. His eyes were so big that I was almost teasing my mouth and broke the back of my head. Should this guy be crazy when he was just having a banquet?
Another Cheng Chuliang appeared in front of me, smiling lewdly. Could it be that this young master who is good at drinking is drunk after only a few glasses? Wait, something is wrong? Another one, another, my god, my legs are weak, who is that person? When did Brother Chuliang learn the clone technique? Could it be the apprentice taught by Yuan Tiangang, the number one charlatan in the Tang Dynasty?
Huh? This girl doesn't seem to be Cheng Chuliang. Although she looks very similar, her beard seems to be more lush. The man from Cheng's family opened his mouth at me: "Haha, this brother is Fang Jun, old brother, Cheng Chumo, Chuliang's elder brother, this one is Chuwu, this one is Chuzheng, this one..."
I was so stupid that Uncle Cheng's fertility function was too strong. What do you want to do? There were six old young people in your Cheng family all at once, and there was almost a table. Should I come to have a meal or grab money?
"Haha, our old Cheng family has nothing else. All the men are all bloody men. Come on, I will respect Brother Jun, a talented man who is famous in Chang'an. There are three glasses for each person. I will do my best for brother." Brother Cheng Chumo raised the bowl and poured it into his big mouth. Bang, a glass of wine did not even spill out his big mouth. I was so scared that I quickly held Brother Cheng's hand that wanted to pour wine: "Brother, I appreciate your feelings, but I have a limited alcohol tolerance. Otherwise, how about I raise my glass with several Brother Cheng?"
"I'm not arrogant at all, forget it, if it weren't for it, um, come on, brothers and others came over and fucked with this guy." One of the men in the Cheng family looked a little disdainful. We just ignored it. I can't afford to offend you guys, the youthful version of Uncle Cheng, right?
The Cheng brothers' eyes turned pale after being filled with several large cups. Before he could beat the wine, he was pulled over by Li Yexu.
Brother Ye Xu laughed very lewdly: "My brother, you and my brother, we have not drank together last time. Come on, let's have a drink with you first." Scum! The beast made my eyes turn green and I quickly disappeared and ignored them. It's a pity, I am the protagonist, where can I run away? After a circle of friends, I am afraid that I can't drink two or three kilograms of wine on my belly. I am very glad that I have been tested by the restaurant since I arrived in the Tang Dynasty. Otherwise, I would have been spent on the bed like a dead dog on my first day of adulthood.
Drinking wine, flattering people or being praised by others, my eyes were looking around in the hall, strange things, I clearly said I was coming, but now I can't see the shadow. I couldn't help but remember the graceful woman under the wintersweet that day...
"Your Majesty is here!" A loud and sharp voice sounded outside the gate of the Fang Mansion. Suddenly, the Fang Mansion, which was originally noisy as if it were a small vendor wholesale market, suddenly became quiet. Almost everyone looked at each other, and then his eyes turned to the young master who was standing in a daze.
I also find it strange, too strange. In theory, the son of the minister's family celebrates the ceremony, what's the matter if he doesn't have an emperor's uncle?—
PS: I was very excited, probably moved. I didn’t expect that “The Stupid Love” has ended for a year, and there are so many readers who remember me. The silent touch can only be said, the simplest but most express my mood at the moment: “Thank you! Thank you for all the readers who support and have supported Qing to this day.”
Chapter completed!