Chapter fifty-ninth after the catastrophe
"Mr. Dongguo said to the wolf, 'Let's do it according to the folk rules! If three old men say you should eat me, I will let you eat it.' The wolf agreed happily. But there were no pedestrians in front of me, so the wolf forced him to ask the apricot tree. The old apricot tree said, 'The tree planter only costs one apricot kernel to plant me. For twenty years, his family ate my fruits and sold my fruits, and enjoyed enough money. Although I made great contributions, until I was old, he would sell it to my craftsman shop for money. You are right
The wolf is not very kind, why can't it eat you?' The wolf was about to pounce on Mr. Dongguo, but then he happened to see another cow, so he forced Mr. Dongguo to ask about the cow. The cow said, "I was exchanged for a knife by an old farmer. He used me to pull a cart to help the condom, plow the fields and cultivate the land, and support the whole family. Now that I am old, he wants to kill me and make profits from my skin, flesh and bones. Why can't it eat you if you don't have kindness to the wolf?" The wolf became arrogant again after hearing this.
At this moment, an old man with a quinoa stick came. Mr. Dongguo hurriedly asked the old man to be fair. After hearing what happened, the old man sighed and knocked on the wolf with a quinoa stick and said, "Don't you know that tigers and wolves also talk about father-son relationships? Why do you betray someone who has kindness to you?" The wolf said quiverly: "He tied my hands and feet with a rope and pressed my body with poetry and books, clearly trying to suffocate me to death in his breathable pocket. Why didn't I eat this
What about the breeder?’ The old man said: ‘You all have their own reasons, and I can’t make a judgment. As the saying goes, ‘Seeing is true’. If you can ask Mr. Dongguo to put you in his pocket again, I can testify for you based on the fact that he murdered you. In this way, will you have a sufficient reason to eat him?’ The wolf happily obeyed the old man’s persuasion, but he did not expect that after he tied his hands and fell into the bag, what was waiting for him was the sword of the old man and Mr. Dongguo.
Mr. Dongguo told the old man one by one, and finally, he kicked the wolf corpse with sadness and annoyance: 'God is so kind, I treat it with kindness, but you return it with hatred. My kindness is all misled by you, the beast.' The old man shook his head and laughed: 'I want to ask Mr. and people and things, how can we tell each other? Mr. and wolf discuss virtue, tree, and cow discuss these four things.' The old man laughed and left, leaving Mr. Dongguo alone, looking at the wolf corpse in place without saying a word. "What's going on? Uncle Li sat in meditation again? The palace maid and sister wrote like flying, and the writing was exactly the story of the wolf in Zhongshan told by the young master.
"Great nephew, please be a tribute to me." Uncle Li stood up after a while, and bowed to me very seriously. The prince saluted me like a little kid? It's so amazing, we dare not accept it. He rolled and crawled down the bed and quickly supported him, and bowed and went first: "Uncle, don't kill my nephew. If my father knows this, I'm afraid I'll be blown by the door of the mansion tomorrow to wait for the New Year."
"Hahaha, come on, come on, sit down. I thought that my nephew is a long-term and ambitious person, and is unwilling to be the best talent for the next generation." Uncle Li grabbed my hand tightly. Hearing this, we couldn't help but be afraid. Uncle Li really suspected that I was a Tubo spy? Or was it a current counter-revolutionary who was dissatisfied with the harmonious society of the Tang Dynasty and wanted to replace it.
"Uncle, nephew, nephew"
"My uncle, don't explain, I've been watching people, I haven't seen it yet." Uncle Li showed his sharp front teeth and smiled at me. I wanted to cry.
"I'm teasing you! Who made you so shocked me so much that I was embarrassed after many times hahahaha." I smiled with my beard and my voice and expressions looked very pleasant. I was a little confused. What does this old man mean? He bowed for a while and was sarcastic. Should I use this young master to counter-revolution or as a national treasure? Are you giving me a word?
"I have been with my nephew several times, but my nephew's temperament is really in line with my husband's appetite. I believe the joke that the man in my dreams was so honest, but I am really smart and wise, but I am afraid that I am a time traveler." Uncle Li was very moved. Of course, I was afraid that I was the only one in the entire Tang Dynasty's high-level circle, who made me a time traveler.
"But I still feel that I cannot explain it to all the civil and military officials in the court and the gentlemen in the world"—
Uncle Li looked at me with a smile, with a very kind look and a kind expression, but I always felt that this old guy was not a good bird.
""Does the old guy want to fart or what do you want to do? He is so embarrassed to say to me, your brother is much more innocent than me, so he first formed an alliance with the Hu people, and swears to kill the horses as an alliance. The two of them are not defeated, and then they twisted their butts and walked a few steps, and then bit them like a vicious tiger. Jie Li Khan quickly became the lamb in Comrade Xiao Li's mouth. * It was just like this that he was dealt with by your brother. He was a typical example of violating the contract law and a model of scattering and extermination of family members.
"Why don't you change the slaughter into a cadaver? After annihilation of all the tribes that dared to provoke our authority in Tang Dynasty, all the surrendered and captured development corps were exiled to the south to reclaim the land, support themselves, and contribute to the development of the southern tribe in Tang Dynasty. It can be considered a loss of merit." There is no way, there is only one other solution.
Uncle Li sat in meditation like an old monk, lowering his eyes and shutting his mouth, and I continued to eat and drink. There was no way. I got used to it, so Uncle Li liked to play this trick in front of me. "Hahaha, the exquisiteness of this strategy is much more exquisite than the best one. Come on, let's have two more jars of wine. I will not return with my nephew today." Uncle Li finally finished his work.
After three cups in a row, Uncle Li raised his eyebrows and said in a deep voice: "The wonderfulness of this strategy is still above the best one."
"Oh?" Did Uncle Li play with Tian Ji's horse racing too much and open his mouth to go blind? I didn't understand it very much, so I stared at Uncle Li.
"Nanzhao! This trouble has been a long time, and it is swaying between our Tang Dynasty and Tubo. However, our Tang army rarely fights in plague and miasma, so let's make such a small person." Uncle Li's expression was very ferocious, his eyes flashed with fierce light, his high nose bridge to the tip of his nose was curved into a hook, and his two rows of bright white teeth seemed to be about to choose people to eat, even more owls than owls.
"The Development Corps of the Nephew" Uncle Li turned his eyes and patted my shoulder kindly: "A large number of Hu people who do not accept Wang Hua, only a few elite soldiers of my Tang Dynasty drove to Nanyi, opened fields and cultivated the land, and lost the war horses and bent bows, but they still became the toothless tiger? Hehe, Nanzhao is just a sore on his feet. My nephew, I am really happy in my heart hahaha, come on, don't go back if I'm drunk."
After hearing Uncle Li’s praise, I was very glad. I escaped from the crisis of being cut in half and received praise. It was really IQ. What is high IQ, bloodline, pure bloodline, genius? What is a genius who is turning around, genius who is turning around, rows of labels cover me, just like me, hahahaha-
Chapter completed!