Chapter 17 Refers to a deer as a deer...
"I'm my name Li Zhi. My sister asked me to come here and I won't do my business." The little kid pouted, and it seemed that he was almost crying.
I quickly changed Zhang Cixiong's smiling face and touched the head of the future Emperor Li Zhi of the Tang Dynasty very kindly: "Don't cry, my brother will give you candy."
"Who is your seventeenth sister?" The future emperor, sitting on a slump of maltose from his arms, took out a piece of maltose from his arms. It was originally used to stuff the green butterfly into my arms in the morning as a snack. There was no way, so I bribed Li Zhixiao first, so as not to take revenge on this guy after becoming the emperor in the future. I once scared him.
With a crisp sound, Li Zhi pouted and said indecisively: "It's Li Shu, Princess Hepu."
"Oh, it was that girl." No wonder Li Zhi looked wrong. Oh, and he didn't pay attention, and the word "maid" appeared. It would be awesome if the guilt of disrespect to the princess was put on my forehead.
"Wow! What are you?" He looked surprised and pointed to the pocket bow on the little boss's back and shouted loudly, diverting his attention first.
Li Zhi, who was gnawing malt sugar, was scared and the sugar in his hand almost fell to the ground: "This is riding a bow, my father gave me last year." Li Zhi took off the bow proudly and swayed in front of my eyes.
He grabbed it and picked it up, it was too light: "Not a stone?" He looked at Li Zhi with his eyes slanted.
"What are you saying about Brother Junjun? It's obviously a bit of a single stone!" Li Zhi blushed unbearably and took it back angrily.
"Oh, try this." He didn't bother with the child, and handed over our treasure bow. Li Zhi took it with one hand, almost dragging him to the ground with the bow.
"So heavy, Brother Jun, your bow is probably the heavy bow of Sanshi, right?" Li Zhi's eyes were a little admiring.
I didn't speak, and I stretched out one very deeply, two, three, four, five, yes, and the fifth one should be taken back first.
"Wow!" Xiao Zhengta's scream was very crisp, and his eyes changed from worship to fanaticism.
"How many prey has Brother Jun shot and killed?" Li Zhi blinked his bright eyes at me.
"I am kind. If I don't take action, I will be bloody." He waved his hand with a hero, holding my precious bow and still gestured with unfulfilled pleasure.
"But I clearly saw you ejaculate just now." Li Zhi was a little afraid that I would stare at me, and his voice became smaller and smaller-
"You can shoot arrows too?" My eyes almost popped out of my eyes. The little kid took off the short bow that looked like a toy on his back and easily shot a limb with one arrow.
"Of course, the six arts of gentlemen are something that princes must have." Li Zhi raised his head, his little face turned red with excitement, and he almost raised his tail.
"What's there? Isn't it just a deer?" I glanced at the little kid with a deep look: "I remember that I had a naked tiger and leopard."
"This is a deer." Li Zhi looked a little blushing. Do you need you to blush on this young master?
"Do you know that deer and deer belong to the same family as the order of the order of the order, a mammal ruminant family, so you can call deer or deer or call deer? This is called biology." I frowned, very serious, and looked like a zoologist.
"Yeah, I understand." Li Zhi glanced at my hand and kept gesturing the iron-fetal treasure bow that could be used as a weapon at any time, and nodded quickly.
"His Highness of Jin, Your Highness of Jin," turned around and saw two guards running over with sweat.
"He is so stormy. Didn't you see this king and Mr. Fang hunting here?" Li Zhi raised his eyebrows, a very arrogant little brat.
Sure enough, this kid knows that bullying the weak and fearing the strong. It seems that he is indeed a talent for making a fortune. No wonder Lao Li passed the seat to him.
"Brother Fang, I want to see you have a cracked tiger and leopard." The little kid's eyes were glowing, and he was eager to see the scene of human and beast fighting. Two guards behind him stared at me with blue eyes. It seemed that they wanted to crack me with naked hands.
"The scene is too bloody another day. Think about the tiger and leopard's stomach being torn open by me, and my heart, liver, spleen and lungs are bleeding all over the floor. If you can't eat the meat later, please ask them if you don't believe me." He pointed to the two guards who were half a head taller than me.
The two guards looked at me, the master who changed his head as if they were pecking at rice, and their eyes turned from contempt to respect.
Li Zhi secretly pulled me, "What's the matter?"
"Don't tell my sister that I beat me." His chin raised his chin at the ruminant mammal of the ruminant.
“Why?”
"Seventeenth sister doesn't like me to kill small animals, saying that children kill small animals is too inhumane." Big eyes flashed at me, cold sweat dripped from my forehead, sinister little brat, blood-sucking little boy.
"Okay? Brother Fang, I won't let Sister Shiqin take me out to play next time." He pulled my clothes and acted coquettishly or wanted to tear my clothes?
"Stop, tear me up and shout again, I promise you, but hehehe." I smiled sinisterly. It seems that my hunting plan is already obvious.
"Okay! Little brother, I'll take the lead for you today." He untied a bullet on his body, as if he had put a banner full of my hopes and dreams in his solemnly handed it to this handsome guy who was only tall in my chest-
Holding Li Zhi's hand, he walked out of the forest with a proud ambition. Behind him, the two guards carried their hands and shoulders, and a lot of prey returned with a load of energy, with a strong aura of a victorious general. Li Shu's little goblin's eyes also changed a little.
"You beat me?" Li Shu pulled Li Zhi over uncertainly, ignoring the little boy and woman's complaints about not kissing each other, and glaring at me.
"Is there any need to ask?" The demonstrative swayed the empty arrow pouch in front of his eyes, stretched out his fingers and sneered twice, with a killer look on his face, leaving this little goblin with a handsome back.
"Is it you? Pheasant Nu." Li Shu had the aura of being a sister, putting his hands on his waist to make a teapot. A pair of beautiful crescent meniscus eyes turned into grapes with question marks, calling Li Zhi's nickname.
"It's not true that Brother Fang beat him and you don't believe me, please ask them." Li Zhi quickly pulled the guard who had put his prey in front of him.
The guard looked like he had just been ravaged and had no breath: "Yes, yes, Young Master Fang's soul-chasing arrow is indeed extraordinary, it is simply a shocking world and a ghost. Every string sounds will not be lost. In short, it is very beneficial."
Li Shu's eyes turned pale and almost suffocated: "What are you chasing after? It shocked the world and cried ghosts and gods. What shameless narcissism?"
Li Zhixiao simply rolled and cramped on the ground with his stomach in his arms, without any royal etiquette or momentum.
"Yes, yes, Young Master Fang taught me to praise him like this." The guard was still weak, so angry that he hid behind the big tree and eavesdropped on me. I almost wanted to jump out and suck him.
Perhaps it was because of my name as a soul-chasing arrow that made people dare not give it lightly, so throughout the afternoon, every playboy, girl and servants who saw me looked at me with weird eyes, so weird that I wanted to beat them, you are the one who is the one who is the one who is in charge of me.
"This stupid kid in my family can't beat him like the second young master of the Fang family."
"Oh, how could he become a child prodigy who was so stupid? It's so hateful."
"Do you know? That's the skill of Old Master Fang's seven-step heartbreaking hand. With one palm, seven steps will definitely cut off the soul and kill the soul. If you can survive the coma period of 49 days, you can become as smart as Young Master Fang."
Bagua, I saw Bagua again, and it was only two or three months since I arrived in the Tang Dynasty. The gossip about me has been spread several times in Chang'an, and I don't want to pay attention to these scumbags.
The old man was very happy about my smart gossip when he beat me up. Whenever the visitor came, he would always point at me. He kept talking about something like a filial son, and he would not be able to make a weapon without a hit. I could only snipe my mouth and show my two front teeth and smiled foolishly, saying that I was very smart and that the world would not allow me, a great young man in the Tang Dynasty, to be silly.
Just a month ago, the old man threw me to Hongwenguan on the grounds that my health had recovered, and asked a group of old masters who had lost their wives and children to educate me about the flower of the motherland and the seedlings of the future.
A group of old masters in their sixties and seventies, with their faces, holding the corners of their eyes, holding the Four Books and Five Classics in their left hand, and holding the ruler in their right hand. What are you doing? I can’t recite the book, and I stretch out my white and tender little hand to be beaten. Fortunately, I am a genius in exam-oriented education. After memorizing the pi, I have reached a total of 1,000 memory prodigy. I have won the Good Doll Award, the Three Good Student Award, the Outstanding Student Cadre Award, the First Prize in Intelligence Competition, the Provincial Violin Outstanding Vocal Award, the Top Ten Middle School Students in the City, the City’s March 8 Red Flag Bearer, that is my mother’s award. Anyway, there are many series of shocking titles. If I hadn’t been crazy about computer hacking technology in my third year of high school, maybe I would have been the first place in the liberal arts and science double swords that year.
I shook my head and hummed with the old masters. It’s too easy for me to memorize this thing by rote.
Sitting behind me was the boy Li Zhi, and on my left, very unfortunately, Li Shu sat on the left with an ugly face, baring at me while the old master was not paying attention, and almost tore the book and thorned a small paper man to do it. Didn’t it just that playing checkers won her? A stingy woman, as for that? Our third prince Li Ke is already an adult and has no qualifications to come to Hongwenguan to eat and wait for death. He continued to lead a group of playboys on the streets of Chang'an. He also threatened to pick up two girls before I graduated from Hongwenguan and have two babies. Damn! The stallion prince.
Mr. Chen appeared in front of Li Shu’s desk like a ghost: “Can you recite the princess?”
"Ah?!" The little goblin who grinned his teeth and twitched at me realized that the old guy in front of him was looking dark. Who is Mr. Chen? The number one black-faced king in Hongwenguan, let alone a princess, which royal relative here? The children of high-ranking officials have never been beaten by this guy's board and want to find someone to cry? No way, the great emperor gave these old men the right to use force. Who dares to say no?
"Teacher, Yi Ai has a question to ask you for advice." My eyes began to twitch, twist my waist, sigh, and then stood up with great righteousness, lifted the book in my hand, with a respectful look on my face, heroes saved the beauty?—
Chapter completed!