Chapter 669 Zhuge Qing fainted!(1/2)
Return??
Returning to CCTV??
Many people were stunned!
Huang Qifan and other crosstalk actors widened their eyes in surprise.
"Is he crazy?"
"What did this guy think?"
"He thought his family was open at the Spring Festival Gala!"
"What's he doing when he's back? He won't continue talking about us again, right?"
"Do you even want your future in order to fight with us?"
"Young people nowadays, why don't you know where to forgive others!"
"If he had a broken mouth, if I said something, I would have no shame to see anyone in the future!"
These old actors watched Su Qi return and then shot him back. They were all scared and trembled, fearing that he would talk nonsense again.
Zeng Yiyun stood up in disbelief, and Zhuge Qing's breathing was even more steadily.
"He actually returned! How dare he do it!"
Everyone's minds were buzzing, and only this thought was left.
What is return?
After a show is performed, it is popular with the audience. The actor returns to the stage and performs another one, which is called returning.
The prerequisite for returning is to perform well in the formal program.
In the crosstalk world, there is also a rule about returning. After the actor walked into the side curtain, the audience's applause continued, which was a signal of return. The actor should walk back politely.
I was in the studio just now, and there was indeed constant applause, but that was just the audience's intention. Who the hell told you to return?!
It’s about twelve o’clock. According to the past customs of the Spring Festival Gala, the host should go on stage to announce the New Year’s greetings and accompany the audience across the country to welcome the New Year!
As a result, Su Qi was standing up now, and the hosts below were also confused, not knowing what to do. Is this going on stage or not?
It was performed on the Spring Festival Gala, but I have never heard of any precedent for returning!
Su Qi's move did not follow the routine, which shocked everyone and caught him off guard.
Back to the case.
Su Qi bowed to the surroundings as if nothing had happened.
"Thank you for your love, I didn't expect to be so reluctant to leave me."
Yang Hao said happily: "This has nothing to do with that. You can come back because you are thick-skinned."
"Wow—"
In the audience, watching Su Qi and Yang Hao's jokes, the audience also came back to their senses from the shock, and then began to cheer again.
For the audience, as long as Su Qi dares to act, they dare to watch it, so they are not afraid of those rules.
Su Qi coughed lightly and said with a smile: "It's 11:59. Thank you everyone. I am sincerely happy to celebrate the New Year with everyone."
Yang Hao nodded, "Yes, it's about to celebrate the New Year."
The audience immediately applauded, and some people shouted, "We also like Professor Su" and "Professor Su, you are my male god". The scene was very lively.
The hosts standing next to the stage looked at each other and smiled bitterly. Normally, they should be saying New Year's greetings on the stage!
Someone still grabs this kind of job?
It's also an eye-opener!
Next to the host, there were many girls wearing white gauze skirts holding bouquets of flowers in their hands. According to the original rehearsal plan, they were all waiting to go on stage to sprinkle flowers to celebrate the end of the year.
That is commonly known as "finished flowers".
But now after such an emergency occurred on the scene, these little girls stood in the audience, retreating or going on stage, and were at a loss for a moment. In addition, they were already nervous and were staring at by so many people, and they were almost crying in a hurry.
Seeing this, Su Qi hurried over and jumped down from the stage. In the girl's astonished gaze, she picked up the flowers and said, "This big brother is so polite!"
Yang Hao said hilariously from behind: "What are your eyes?"
The audience laughed.
The group of girls also reacted. Knowing that Su Qi had resolved his embarrassment, they quickly cast a grateful look and ran back to the backstage from the side path.
Before the case.
Su Qi put down the flowers in his hand and said, "Actually, to be honest, I don't like fans to buy flowers. The first one is that it is very expensive. I am not worth your expenses, and the second one is also difficult to get."
Yang Hao gave a thumbs up: "This is a pity for fans and he will not let him spend money indiscriminately."
As a result, as soon as he finished speaking, Su Qi immediately changed his mind: "What's more, you don't know what I like. You might as well just send the money to me. My card number is..."
Yang Hao stared at him: "I'm praising you in vain!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
There was a lot of laughter from the audience.
Su Qi was happy and suddenly said, "By the way, I would like to remind the audience members who were there, you came yesterday."
Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and then looked down at their watch. Sure enough, time had just passed twelve o'clock.
The New Year is here!
Everyone was a little moved, and no one expected that this Spring Festival Gala would be accompanied by Professor Su during the New Year’s Eve.
However, compared with the previous New Year's greetings, this is fresher, and everyone's eyes were also filled with some thanks.
Thank you, Professor Su, for taking us to experience a different Spring Festival Gala.
This is what everyone says.
And on the stage.
After Su Qi finished saying that, he suddenly rubbed his palms, licked his lips, and said with a treacherous look: "That is to say, you have been listening to crosstalk for a year, and you will get the tickets soon."
Looking at his wealth-loving look, the audience was stunned, and then burst into laughter.
Yang Hao said, "How much does it cost to make up for this? What's wrong with your loss of money?"
Su Qi waved his hand, "Okay!"
Yang Hao scolded: "That's fine? You are not in accordance with the rules."
Su Qi said: "Get back to the point, I won't be kidding."
Yang Hao was puzzled: "What do you want to say?"
Su Qi became serious, "First of all, I want to thank you for the art of crosstalk. Secondly, I want to thank you for your willingness to listen to me and speak crosstalk. I am willing to devote myself to everyone and let Teacher Yang die until he dies!"
Yang Hao hurriedly stopped him: "What's wrong with me?"
Su Qi pursed his lips: "Just kidding, everyone knows that I have a very harmonious relationship with the crosstalk world."
"Wow—"
Before the audience could finish their words, the audience started to cheer!
When a group of crosstalk actors heard this, they all raised their ears.
Su Qi smiled and said, "You are not saying this, the audience scolds you. If you are saying it well, your colleagues scold you."
Yang Hao said, "Why are you all cursing?"
Su Qi sighed: "And for a long time, it's just arguing between elegance and vulgarity."
Yang Hao nodded, "Yes."
Su Qixue said: "Some people say that crosstalk must be elegant, how about that. In fact, to be honest, you are suspected of being quarrels."
"How can there be lotus without mud? Elegance and vulgarity are one. They are bound together. Without elegance, there is no vulgarity, and without vulgarity, there is no elegance!"
Su Qi suddenly felt spirited and loud:
"The ordinary people should be elegant and elegant, and the elegant people should be elegant and can produce shit. Only when they can they not blame others for being elegant. Praising oneself for being elegant must be vulgar!"
"Listen to the symphony, listen to my crosstalk vulgarity? Celebrities lip-sync elegance, Internet original vulgarity? Appreciate the elegance of the ****, couple talk yellow - jokes vulgarity? Or are they drinking coffee and eating garlic vulgarity?"
"What is vulgar? A single person has a grain, a grain of grain, and this word is pronounced as vulgar! Eating, drinking, defecating and urinating are vulgar. You can leave elegant things, but you can't leave vulgarity! If you eat, you won't suffocate you to death!"
"The virtue is weak and the position is high, the strength is low and the responsibility is heavy. This is the source of all disasters! Some people always say that they are scholars, but they are tired of being in the entertainment industry all day long. They are against the vulgarities in front of others, and they are proud of themselves. They want to be artists and build a archway. They are really worms surround the gourd, and they pretend to be dragons and beads!"
"I guess you guys really have nothing to do. They cry and shout that they won't hype all day long, but whoever is popular is going to make do with them. This mentality is empty than the prostitute after checkout, lonely than the lady after work, and lonely as the chicken head during the annual leave. I want to give all the artists a little tip! Please, stop castrating artists with your teeth, we are all wearing iron pants, be careful!"
Seeing Su Qi's sudden seriousness, the audience was shocked and seemed to have not come back to their senses.
After a moment, the noise, discussion, and applause were mixed together, and a bang burst out!
"My God! Professor Su is fully open!"
“That’s great!”
To be continued...