CCTV.

Live broadcast live.

After a bag was thrown out, the venue really became hot.

This is Su Qi's strength. After consuming so many crosstalk skills and experience books, he has reached the pinnacle.

But this is obviously just the beginning, and the high-energy is still behind.

Before the case.

Yang Hao reached out and touched Su Qi, correcting: "What kind of vegetable seller? It's called group crosstalk!"

Su Qi argued, "I see that they are messing around, I really think they are vegetable sellers."

Yang Hao said, "It's not true, that's called an artist!"

Su Qi said: "Artist? I know this. People often say that I am an artist."

Yang Hao replied: "Is that so? Then tell me."

Su Qi became serious: "It's better not to mention artists, I don't want to be an artist in this life."

Yang Hao was puzzled: "What, can you eat this artist? "

Su Qi stretched out his finger: "It would be amazing to have an artist in an industry in a hundred years. What is an artist? It is based on the past and the future, leading the way in his own field, forming his own genre and style, with many followers, at least after decades, the audience recognizes, both inside and outside the industry, to become an artist and master."

Yang Hao nodded, "That's the matter."

The audience also listened quietly, feeling that what they said made some sense.

Su Qi changed his tone: "But look at the fact that there are too many artists now, like bamboo shoots after the rain. As long as it rains, it flows along the alleys at the base of the wall, like dogs' peeing moss."

As he said that, he gestured his two fingers separately.

The audience below were stunned at first, and then they all reacted. This was a satirizing artists today. If you remember correctly, when Zeng Yiyun's crosstalk just now, the first sentence of those old crosstalk actors appeared was, "We are all artists in the crosstalk world." They also used this sentence to suppress Su Qi. Unexpectedly, Su Qi thought of a way to ironic them so quickly.

Many people secretly gave thumbs up and praised Su Qi's wit.

Backstage.

In Zeng Yiyun's lounge.

Everyone was so angry that their faces turned purple when they listened to the crosstalk that Su Qi said.

A crosstalk actor suddenly stood up, "Nonsense, this Su Qi is really unstoppable!"

Other crosstalk actors also agreed.

"That's right, we're really doing a good job of expelling such people from the crosstalk world!"

"I really don't have quality. This is the Spring Festival Gala. Can you even say something like dog pee moss?"

“Vulgar!”

Dog pee moss is a poisonous mushroom that grows on smelly corners or dry feces. Su Qi took it out here, which is obviously a satirizing them.

Everyone was angry, and someone posted on Weibo to scold him: "Su Qi's crosstalk is a work of vulgarity, vulgarity, kitsch, and mediocre!"

After seeing this, netizens started to laugh at her without any concealment.

"Haha, these 'artists' are starting to get furious!"

"Pay attention to the image! Artists who have become sperm with dog urine moss!"

"Su Qi said so well, so he should scold them!"

Seeing that the Weibo post was not only unsuccessful, it also attracted a lot of abuse, the crosstalk actor was so angry that his hands were trembling.

"Look at it, what are these netizens being brought to Su Qi? Vulgar!"

Zhuge Qing clenched his fists and said, "Don't worry, brothers, I'll see when he can show off."

front desk.

Su Qi is still talking.

"Actually, it's not their fault. The threshold for artists is also low. I heard that there is a new rule in the crosstalk industry. As long as the actors are over fifty years old, they will be artists."

Yang Hao nodded: "There is such a rule."

Su Qi sighed, "Well, the spittoons in the Tang Dynasty also contain urine. I have never heard of playing supporting roles for the first 49 years. I became an artist as soon as I celebrated my fiftieth birthday. Do the people know that they can be happy?"

Yang Hao responded and said, "That's not a rule."

Su Qi said: "So, in order to prevent this from happening, I have given an idea to all my colleagues in the crosstalk world."

Yang Hao was curious: "Tell me."

Su Qi smiled, "This method is simple. You can live to be forty-nine years old, and hang yourself directly when you reach fifty!"

Yang Hao widened his eyes, "What are you doing? Besides, I'm not going to play with myself!"

Su Qi looked at him: "You have thought too much, we have already let the crosstalk industry be removed from the list. You don't even have the chance to get this treatment."

Yang Hao was stunned: "...that's true."

Su Qi bowed to the camera: "Then I wish all the colleagues in the crosstalk world a long life, forty-nine years!"

Longevity forty-nine years old?

Seeing Su Qi's serious appearance, many viewers spurted it out directly.

Netizens laughed even more.

Needless to say, Zeng Yiyun and others, his expression was almost about to go up and kill Su Qi twice!

Nothing can only live forty-nine years? Those who say crosstalk together must die easily? Su Qi, you are so immoral!

"Professor Su is so cruel. This is just cursing the entire crosstalk world!"

"Who made the crosstalk world unkind and unrighteous? I don't think it's a problem!"

"It's so good to hear. Professor Su is also bold and dares to say that on the Spring Festival Gala."

"That's so interesting!"

The audience praised the audience and found that the crosstalk was exciting.

In the video room, director Liu Shuwei no longer had hope, let him say he can go!

Anyway, things have become big, and no matter what, the Spring Festival Gala will continue to be broadcast. He can't stop it now and is not qualified to intervene. This is the personal grudge between the crosstalk world and Su Qi, so how can he care?

The leader will definitely blame him afterwards, but he just doesn't know what to do.

But these are all things that will happen in the future, so now you should keep an eye on it honestly.

After all, the Spring Festival Gala is not over yet, and the audience is still waiting for the New Year’s Eve.

On the stage.

Su Qi continued: "So, we must eliminate these unwritten rules!"

Yang Hao responded: "It must be eliminated."

Su Qi said hatefully: "This is vulgar!"

Yang Hao was stunned: "Vulgar?"

Su Qi said: "That's right, not only vulgar, but also vulgar, kitsch!"

Yang Hao was stunned, "What you are talking about is the vulgarity?"

Su Qi nodded: "That's right, it's just the three vulgarities. I hate the three vulgarities the most."

Yang Hao was suspicious: "I hate it so much?"

Su Qi said angrily: "I just want to return the clear sky in the crosstalk world!"

Yang Hao asked back, "Are you so kind?"

Audiences: "Hahahaha!"

Su Qi glared at the eyes: "Why can't I be kind? What is crosstalk? Crosstalk is an elegant art! It was passed down from ancestors throughout the ages. Do you know why the famous crosstalk actor Zeng Yiyun said crosstalk is so good?"

Before Yang Hao could answer, Su Qi said again, "I didn't have time to think about it."

"Hi." Yang Hao shook his sleeves.

Su Qiwei said: "But I often wonder why many famous crosstalk artists say crosstalk well? There is a crosstalk master named Yu Ming, who is fifty-two years old."

Yang Hao stretched out his five fingers: "I'm going to be old in fifty-two?"

Su Qi explained: "Of course, forty-nine is a hurdle."

Yang Hao exclaimed, "That's true."

Offstage.

Yu Ming, who was the most popular in cursing Su Qi, heard Su Qi say that he was tense, for fear that Su Qi would say something extraordinary.

But Su Qi was obviously lazy and changed his tone again: "Teacher Yu Ming said crosstalk well because his father said crosstalk."

Yang Hao nodded.
To be continued...