Chapter 641 "Selling Hang Tickets"(1/2)
There are many folk arts in China. In the most popular language performances of contemporary people, crosstalk and sketches are undoubtedly at the forefront.
Among them, crosstalk is the most popular. With the advent of the Internet era, various interesting crosstalk themes have been widely circulated, so that the people are tired of watching it.
The innovations of crosstalk actors cannot keep up with the interests of the people. They are all over the place, which leads to many people not particularly like to watch and listen to it.
Although Qingyun Pavilion is famous and brings together elites from the entire crosstalk industry and has always been a representative and leader in the novel crosstalk of the younger generation, it is still difficult to get rid of the shadow of the older generation in terms of innovation.
Many of the memes are already tired of playing. Even if the two of them are not tired of talking about them, the audience doesn’t like to listen to them anymore.
Therefore, what domestic crosstalk currently lacks is not talents or resources, but innovation!
But this time, Su Qi's crosstalk completely made the audience feel as if they had opened a new door.
Even many crosstalk actors in the industry were stunned because the crosstalk was so good, and every burden was just right. The supporting actor and the funny actor had a tacit understanding. The funny actor was just a joke, and they were all things they had never heard of!
This is so rare!
They are all creative, and they all know the difficulty. It is difficult to innovate in the old crosstalk!
But Su Qi's crosstalk is something they have never heard of before.
Everyone looked carefully and saw that on the stage, they were full of fun.
The laughter from the audience came one after another!
The applause surged!
Let’s continue the topic just now.
Yang Hao was amused and asked: "You can't afford to buy an air conditioner, so you can sell a ticket for 20,000 yuan per ticket?"
Su Qi argued: "I am low-carbon and environmentally friendly, can't I save energy and reduce emissions?"
Yang Hao nodded, "That's right, listen to you."
Su Qi began to dance, "I'm at the ticket office. As soon as these 100,000 people came in, they all came to see me."
Yang Hao frowned: "Can you sit down?"
Su Qi continued: "Let's pay attention and sell station tickets!"
Yang Hao asked: "What is a station ticket?"
Su Qi gestured with his hands: "Isn't this a hundred thousand people standing there? I don't have a seat in the middle, so they all stand in the middle."
Yang Hao was shocked, "Then how much does it cost to sell?"
Su Qi: "Twenty thousand per picture."
Yang Hao: "There are no front and back rows?"
Su Qi: "No matter whether the front or back row is located, there are 100,000 people in the station. After aerial photography above, it looks like Terracotta Warriors."
Yang Hao: "Wow."
Su Qi stretched out his hand: "As soon as 100,000 people entered, more than 50,000 people came."
Yang Hao: "What should I do?"
The audience also raised their ears and were also thinking about how to do this.
Su Qi waved his hand, looking confident: "We have a way, we sell tickets!"
Yang Hao was stunned: "Tickets?"
Everyone in the audience also sprayed a mouthful of mineral water!
Tickets?
Can you still play like this?
Yang Hao asked, "What does this mean to be a squat ticket?"
Su Qi slashed his legs: "Look at the standing ticket, they were two people going to this end, with wide shoulders and thin legs, and there was just one person squatting in the middle!"
Yang Hao's eyebrows were curled into twists, "Then what price you are?"
Su Qi pursed his lips: "Twenty thousand per picture, no matter how close the front and back rows."
Yang Hao said: "You are asking for a lot of money. How stupid is you going to watch the show?"
When the audience heard this, they were immediately amused and booed.
Because this is clearly accusing people of mulberry and slander!
Sky-high tickets?
No front and back rows?
Isn’t this the Qingyun Pavilion opposite?
Everyone present knew that the scene of Qingyun Pavilion rising prices just now costing a sky-high price for a ticket.
And isn’t the joke that Su Qi is telling you about Qingyun Pavilion?
Otherwise, there was no such coincidence. Just now, the sky-high tickets were offered, and the crosstalk here happened to talk about the tickets?
Obviously, this is irony!
Everyone present was very happy.
Many others called it out.
And just across the street, the people in Qingyun Pavilion were so angry that they looked at Venus.
"This Su Qi is simply making a fuss!"
"If you say crosstalk, just say crosstalk, are there such people who are so arrogant?"
"When will we have sky-high tickets? It's just a stolen thing!"
"Yes, this kind of person is not worthy of standing on the stage of crosstalk!"
Of course, a group of crosstalk actors would not admit that they sold sky-high tickets. They all started to fight back, speaking passionately and soundly.
Zeng Yiyun had a gloomy face, and he was also afraid of Su Qi's mouth, so he might say something.
on site.
Su Qi was still speaking with enthusiasm: "These 50,000 people just squatted down, and another 100,000 people came outside!"
Yang Hao praised him and said, "There is no place."
Su Qi smiled and said, "We have a trick to buy a party ticket."
Yang Hao staggered, so he couldn't fall on the ground, "How can you lie down?"
Su Qi pointed at the audience and said, "The audience will look down and see if your seat is empty."
Everyone looked down and looked at it. It was true.
Su Qi explained: "You lowered your head and crawled forward from the last row, and lay down under the seat, and the 100,000 people were arranged."
Yang Hao grinned and said, "How much does this cost?"
Su Qi stretched out his fingers: "Twenty thousand per picture."
Yang Hao: "Is there no way to distinguish the front and back rows?"
Su Qi: "No distinction! No refund will be given."
Yang Hao: "What do you have to see?"
Su Qi: "Look!"
Yang Hao: "How inappropriate."
Su Qi: "That's nothing, who made me angry?"
Yang Hao: "Hey, you have some face."
Su Qi continued what he said just now: "Wait for 350,000 people to come in, and then 10,000 people followed him, and I have to see!"
Yang Hao: "What to do."
Su Qi: "Then let them see. After they were put in, they were very anxious for the person in charge of the Bird's Nest."
Yang Hao: "Think of a way."
Su Qi: "I must think about it. Let me tell you I'll come up with an idea."
Yang Hao was puzzled: "What's the idea?"
Everyone looked at it curiously.
Just looking at Su Qi stretched his fingers towards the sky and said, "Sell the tickets!"
Yang Hao took a look and asked, "What is a ban?"
Su Qi smiled and said, "Hold all of these more than 10,000 people on the bird's nest."
"Hahahahaha!"
When the audience heard this, they all burst into laughter.
To be continued...