Chapter 397 Professional dancers (ninth)
Inside the mountain.
I saw a figure breaking out of the wall at a speed of 100 meters, then screamed and fell into the cesspool.
Su Qi was shocking to see. This scene was too cruel...
The shit splashed more than one meter high, damn...
After a while, a little head was exposed. After Su Qi saw the man clearly, he was also surprised and said in surprise: "Baby Wang?"
The figure with a honest face and fake props on his head was Wang Baobao.
Wang Baobao was also surprised and said, "Ah, Professor Su? Have you fallen into the cesspool?"
“…”
Su Qi glanced at him helplessly and contemptuously, "You just fell into the cesspool."
Wang Baobao swam inside and said, "It's just dropping, you're embarrassed to admit it."
"What do I admit that I didn't fall into the cesspool?"
"You are not brave at all. Look at me, what can you do if you fall?"
"I didn't fall." Su Qi said angrily.
Wang Baobao stretched out his finger and pointed to the first hole on the top of his head and said, "You haven't fallen, where did that hole come from?"
Su Qi: "..."
"You still fell out! Hahaha!"
Seeing Wang Baobao open his mouth and smiling heartlessly, the scene was exactly the same as Wang Baoqiang's expression when he gave Xu Zheng a cell phone in "Lost in Thailand".
Su Qi knew that he couldn't explain it clearly, so he waved his hand and shouted, "Is it interesting to stay inside? Come up quickly, there is a pool over there, and you can wash it."
Wang Baobao smiled and crawled out, muttering: "You just fell into the inside, I know that you didn't admit it."
After seeing him come out, Su Qi couldn't wait to ask: "Why are you here? Where are the people from the Lin family?"
Wang Baobao showed thoughts: "This is a long story."
"Then let's talk a long story."
Wang Baobao nodded and began to tell Su Qi the story after they were locked up.
Since he was detained in the guest room, he has been playing poker and landlords with the Lin family. It is worth mentioning that he has won a lot of money.
The Xia family came once on the way and advised them to give up resistance and quit the martial arts world. However, Lin Shenghong was rejected righteously.
Then, there was a night left. The disciples of the Xia family came to deliver a dinner. After everyone felt bored, they went to bed.
The point is that the guest room in Wudang is too stingy, with only one bed, and the four big men can’t sleep, so they can only squeeze together one by one.
When he was sleeping in a daze until the middle of the night, Wang Baobao started to snore. Lin Shenghong was heartbroken and subconsciously kicked him. As a result, Wang Baobao, who was sleeping next to him, flipped his figure and fell under the bed.
But unexpectedly, there was a mechanism under the bed. Wang Baobao didn't know where it hit, so he turned on it.
As soon as the floor opened downwards, a big hole suddenly cracked on the bottom. Wang Baobao exclaimed and fell into it.
Lin Shenghong and others were also awakened by the movement. They looked down and looked at each other, and then jumped in one after another.
Because Wang Baobao came in first and when he slid in from the tunnel, there were many forks, he got separated from Lin Shenghong and the others.
After listening to Wang Baobao's narration, Su Qi couldn't help but sigh that their luck was a little better. He guessed that there were only a few secret passages in Wudang Mountain, and they all found them.
Dong, Dong...
Su Qi was about to speak when suddenly another raid of impact was heard around him, which came from the top of his head.
In this empty room, there are wooden boards all around it. Zhan Zhao had already broken a hole on one side, and the baby broke another one. Now there are two sides intact, but one of the wooden boards has a faint vibration.
"No way?"
Su Qi and Wang Baobao looked at each other, both of them were shocked.
The sound became louder and louder. Finally, under Su Qi and his two gazes, a big hole was broken on the wall, and the two figures jumped out one after another.
"My uncle, this is a cesspool!"
"Lin Bei, please follow me!"
Two sounds rang in the air one after another. The next moment, with a thud, the two fell into the cesspool together...
Su Qi: "..."
Wang Baobao: "..."
This is a damn!
Do you really think of jumping into the cesspool as a diving?
It's a double dance...
Wang Baobao shouted into it: "Lin Bei, Uncle Lin, I'm here, and Professor Su!"
Lin Shenghong climbed over slowly, and after getting ashore, he ran to the corner of the wall and vomited. Lin Bei looked like he was.
However, in Lin Shenghong's eyes, Su Qi was the most attractive to him at this moment.
In Wang Baobao's mouth, he already knew that his son-in-law, the dragon-ridden son-in-law was a big star admired by thousands of people. After hearing his legendary deeds, Lin Shenghong was almost becoming a brainless fan of Su Qi.
Lin Shenghong said: "Son-in-law!"
Su Qi said: "Father-in-law!"
The two of them hit it off at first sight, Lin Shenghong ran forward, Su Qi retreated, Lin Shenghong ran forward, Su Qi retreated, Lin Shenghong ran forward, Su Qi retreated...
It’s impossible to retreat. Lin Shenghong’s body smells too much.
When Wang Baobao saw that they were the only two of them, he said in confusion: "Where is Lin Nan?"
Lin Bei slapped his forehead: "I don't know, these three cannons were following us just now. Who knows where they followed? They were lost as they walked."
Everyone fainted!
In fact, this is not Lin Nan’s fault. His mind is not smart, and it is normal for him to lose.
Dong, Dong, Dong!
Without any warning, the familiar impact sound came to his ears. Everyone looked up with a strange look, looking at the only wall that was left intact, and it was trembling slightly at the moment.
Lin Shenghong smiled with an old face: "One more."
Lin Bei also looked forward to it: "It must be Lin Nan. This kid hit the wall and bumped into it quite happily. I guess if he knew what he would face in a while, he wouldn't cry."
Wang Baobao sighed, looked like a senior who came over, and shouted: "Lin Nan, try to shut up when he jumped out, raise his head and pinch his nostrils!"
Damn, this baby Wang has come out of his experience...
I don’t know if Lin Nan could hear it. Anyway, Su Qi and the others saw the wall trembling. The next moment, it exploded and a figure leaped out.
Lin Bei was very interested in making fun and suddenly explained:
"Dear viewers, the Lin family's third single-player dirt jumper Lin Nan is now on the stage. We can see that his jumping movements are not standard. Accompanied by the sky, he grinned and his expression was lustful."
"But soon, when he saw the septic tank under him, his obvious anus tightened, and his whole body seemed to be as if he was being electrocuted, and even his eyes were filled with fear."
"Then, we seemed to read his life in his eyes, and struggle, fear, and despair gradually submerged him!"
"Oh! Oh my God! He jumped in! He was lying in! That's right! He was lying down!"
"This performance is not perfect. Originally, I could only give you 59 points but considering that you are the last contestant, I decided to make an exception and give you 100 points!"
Seeing Lin Bei's passionate commentary, everyone was speechless.
Su Qi even sighed to the sky. It is really not easy for such a psychopath family to give birth to such a high-quality tribe as Lin Xianxue.
Even Su Qi suspected whether Lin Xianxue had been wrongly embraced by Lin Shenghong...
Lin Nan is also a strange thing, he actually swam back in a backstroke position.
Then everyone went to the pool to clean their bodies. When Zhan Zhao saw so many people falling into the cesspool, he laughed and was so happy.
The five people gathered together. There were five heroes in Langya Mountain in the past, and now there were five heroes who jumped into the dung. They were also powerful and wanted...
(To be continued.)
Chapter completed!