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Chapter 1 The New World

He slept very heavily, as if he was sleeping at the bottom of a calm lake, and could only feel the water around him as cool as the water, quietly...

Chen Tian felt that he had been sleeping for a century, and suddenly he heard a noise, which was the sound of many people talking, and heavy breathing and shouting, but his eyes couldn't open. After a while, Chen Tian felt the top of his head was cold, and then his hands were pulling his head (uh! Don't wow! Who is touching my head? I hate others messing up my hairstyle the most), and the sounds around him suddenly became clear, but he couldn't understand a word. After a few seconds of short circuit in his brain, Chen Tian suddenly felt a stream of air rushing out of his chest.

"Wow..." This life shouted and told the world that I'm here!

"No, how come my voice sounds like..." Chen Tian opened his eyes and saw the colorful ceiling, and...

"Huh...foreigner?" Chen Tian found himself lying in the arms of a foreign woman, and then it was passed to the hands of a guy with mustache. The guy actually came to kiss him.

"No!" Chen Tian found that he opened his mouth but could only make a wow sound. This is the sound of a baby crying! At this time, the bearded man holding Chen Tian grinned and smiled, then put him on a bed. There was a young woman with a tired face lying on the bed. She hugged Chen Tian and kissed her sweetly.

"A nightmare, keep sleeping, keep sleeping! It's okay to wake up!" Chen Tian closed his eyes tightly and fell asleep...

Chen Tian remembers that today is the first day of the Lunar New Year, and he should be sleeping in the room. Year of the Dog, Chen Tian’s zodiac year.

"I'm so sleepy. I was so clamored by firecrackers and fireworks that I couldn't sleep all night." Chen Tian went back to his room to sleep early.

In the middle of the night, Chen Tian was suddenly awakened by a strange sound, and it was as whimpering as the sound of air inside the water pipe, which was particularly harsh.

"No, there will be such a thing, I can't bear it anymore!" Chen Tian tossed and turned helplessly, and finally covered his head with a pillow, and then fell asleep in a daze.

At this time, a round black hole suddenly appeared on the ceiling above Chen Tian's head. The black hole rotated rapidly, and then the unfortunate guy was sucked in...

(Pastor A: Why does a black hole appear here?

Author: Is it necessary to have a reason for the emergence of black holes?

Passerby A: Don’t you need a reason?

Author: Do you need it?

Passerby A: Don’t you need it?

...

The audience is despising)

When Chen Tian woke up again, he found that he was still in that "dream", but the surroundings were quiet and people were exposed. He turned his head hard and the young woman was sleeping soundly.

No! Where is this?

Chen Tian looked puzzled. He found that he could not control his body and limbs. He tried hard for a long time and even used the strength to feed his breasts (in fact, he only had the strength to feed his breasts now, sad). He barely danced his current little hands and feet a few times, and could only make babbling sounds. It seemed that he had now become a baby, a newborn baby.

But where is this? The people I saw before, and the clothes of the woman next to me seemed to be from the past, and what era was it? Chen Tian sighed helplessly. He was just a bachelor's degree in management who graduated from the accounting department. Don't think about this historical question!

"People will not be suffocated to death by peeing! It seems that they will be able to master another foreign language soon, hahahahaha!"

Chen Tian was inexplicably happy. He seemed to have forgotten that he was not the one who learned language at all. Speaking of the story of his passing CET-4 in college English, it was a legend. In the first semester of his freshman year, six people in Chen Tian’s dormitory signed up for CET-4. Chen Tian only memorized a few words at the beginning, and then threw this matter behind his mind. The day before the CET-4 exam, Chen Tian and two other brothers in the dormitory hugged Buddha's feet for a day, then went online together, saying that they were relaxing. As a result, they were too relaxed and accidentally passed the school.

When the door was closed, I had to go all night. The next morning, I went back to the dormitory and slept for two hours before going to the exam room. When I got into the exam, I really dreamed that I was taking the exam. When I woke up, I realized that I was taking the exam. In addition to composition, these three guys basically had multiple choice questions like choosing a wife, and who would like to choose whoever I liked. As soon as the test result came out, the three of them were nodding at 60, and they passed it like this! The other three guys in the dormitory only passed one, and the remaining two regretted it all the time, regretting why they didn't go online at the beginning.

Chentian University's English was basically not well learned after passing the CET-4 exam. In addition to class and playing football, he likes to run to the reading room or library alone to read the magazines and books he likes. Chentian, like many boys, has liked guns and cannons since he was a child. It just so happened that the library building of their school is like two inverted grenades. In fact, the library collection in the library is quite rich. It took Chentian four years to read most of the military books and famous biography here.

In the entire history of human wars, what he felt most regretful was the German Emperor William II and his Second German Empire. After all, the national strength, military strength and war preparations before the war were much stronger than Hitler and the Third Empire, but he had no choice but to be the king of the destruction of the country. Chen Tian always felt that if he was let to be the German Emperor to command this war, history would definitely be a different person.
Chapter completed!
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