Chapter 313 Elixir
Chapter 313 Immortal Pill
"Why?" Zhou Yu didn't understand: "Just because this old lady believed it, did you respond to the old man's call and believe it?"
"No!" the girl shook her head: "I really have this suspicion that it was just now! The child fell off the cliff and didn't even die. I really can't believe it is true. Think about it, if he fell down the mountain, how could that suspender hang on the branch so by chance?"
It turned out that magic still made people suspicious. Zhou Yu smiled: "What's the matter? It's just a coincidence! Okay, it's time for us to go down the mountain. It's almost lunch time. I'll treat you to a meal!"
A hint of blush appeared on the girl's face: "Why do you invite me?"
Zhou Yu smiled and said, "You invited me to drink a bottle of water. The water will not be cheap. It is normal for me to treat you to a meal!"
The girl giggled: "I think I am really a business product for a bottle of mineral water... good, what should I eat?"
Zhou Yu also smiled on his face: "There is a place where the home-cooked side dishes in Tianlu Mountain. Regardless of the taste of the dishes, its waiter is quite interesting. He likes to tell stories of immortals, and there is also a catchphrase: Don't believe it, this is true!"
"I know where you are talking about!" The girl said with a smile: "Xianju Snack Shop at the foot of the mountain!"
"Change your name?" Zhou Yu smiled: "I remember it was not the name three years ago. According to what you said, this little girl is still there!"
"You came three years ago? Still remembering the little girl?" The girl sighed quietly: "You are quite infatuated, what a pity... This little girl is almost someone else's little wife!"
"Love infatuation?" Zhou Yu glared at her: "Have I ever said I was concerned about her? Have I ever said it?"
The girl burst into laughter: "I haven't said it, but this is what I mean in my words... If I leave, I'm afraid someone will turn against me if I don't leave!" She turned around and started running.
There was no sound of footsteps behind me, but there was a man's voice beside me: "Are you a college student at Tianlu University?" This girl often visited the snack bar next to the school, and only the school student might be.
"Does the three words college student be written on my face?" The girl wrinkled her nose cutely, and her eyes became two crescent moons.
Zhou Yu said seriously: "These three words were not written, but the other two words were written!"
"Oh?" The girl opened her eyes wide: "What word?"
"These two words can be read: cute, or beautiful, you can read: beautiful, you can do whatever you like!"
The girl blushed and glanced at him: "It seems that there are two words on your face. What do you pronounce these two words? I think about it... a pervert or a pervert? Hehe... you choose it yourself!"
Continue to start, Zhou Yu sighed: "It's so unfair. All I provide are good words, but I like none of the choices you provide..."
Running all the way, laughing all the way, after this laughter and making noise, Zhou Yu had a warm atmosphere in his heart. Although there were too many outstanding women, it seemed that modern women could touch his heart the most. When he was having sex with her, he felt completely different, and he seemed to have really integrated into this modern city.
The road was still steep, but the little peacock in front ran lightly. He occasionally turned around and smiled in his eyes. Zhou Yu accelerated his pace and rushed to her side: "Let's go slowly and be careful to fall!"
"You should be careful!" The girl refused to let go of land: "If you fall down, the people below will definitely be scared..." suddenly pointed to the front and said, "Look, fairy pill! Is it true?" A small jade finger pointed directly to the left. A small stall was decorated with an antique cauldron, with a fragrant piece of fragrance. From a distance, it was a seeking immortality, and from a close distance, it was a seeking wealth - selling fairy pills! There was really a piece of red cloth next to the cauldron, which was clearly written: "Tianlu Immortal Pill", above the four big characters is a gossip, and the following lines are annotated: "Tianlu Immortal's secret recipe is made to cure all diseases in the world, and sincerely ask for purchases, ten yuan per pill! The donation is used to build a cave for the Tianlu Immortal!" It was originally a sign of selling medicine, but Zhou Yu couldn't take it accurately. Was this person cheated money or was he really cheated of someone - to cultivate a cave for a great immortal?
There was also a beautiful woman in front of the stall. She had a nice figure and was hanging her waist on the camera. She was looking carefully in front of the small tripod. The boss closed his eyes slightly and sat on the side of the pavilion to meditate. She didn't say hello to the customers at all. Her service attitude was not even enthusiastic, but the more this happened, the more it aroused the interest of tourists.
"Boss!" the beauty shouted: "What is this elixir?"
The boss's eyes were not open and he said two words lightly: "Secret recipe!" was simply nonsense.
"It's not fake, right?" The girl next to Zhou Yu whispered: "Where are so many elixirs coming? They are all on the way!" Her voice was quite soft.
Zhou Yu did not answer, walked straight to the front of Xiaoding, took out ten yuan and handed it over. The meditating comrade did not answer, but just pointed to the cardboard box next to it with a red pen on it. The cardboard box was noted with a free and easy way to do business. He paid for himself and took medicine by himself. All the money was nothing but the hands of ordinary people, which fully demonstrated an attitude: this is raising funds for the immortal, not for himself!
Ten yuan floated down and accurately entered the cash box. Zhou Yu picked up a pill, pinched it gently, and squeezed it to pieces. The powder was sent to the tip of his nose. He smelled it carefully and licked it carefully. He nodded repeatedly. The meditating guy smiled, while the person next to him was watching the fun. Nodding alone could not explain the problem. There are many scams in the world, one person sold medicine, one person put on customers to buy medicine, and making cages to let others drill. Everyone's skills in preventing fraud are not bad.
The girl's eyes were so wide open. He recognized that this was the elixir? Why did she do mysteriously? Go closer: "What did you see?"
"Flour!" Zhou Yu looked at the boss and smiled: "Brother has a good professional ethics. There is really medicine in it, Panax notoginseng!" In addition to cultivating immortals, he mostly collects herbs. There are more than a dozen herbs in the wine he drinks for the master. He smells and licks the "Immortal Pills". He immediately knew that the so-called "Immortal Pills" were made of flour. A small amount of Panax notoginseng was added to it. Such a small pill sold for ten yuan, which is really dark!
The boss's face changed: "Nonsense..." Although he was surprised and panicked, the anger he showed effectively covered up this psychology.
Zhou Yu interrupted him: "I am from a pharmaceutical factory and I specialize in this business. Is this recipe accurate? Is this recipe accurate?"
The boss's face turned red and white. This was indeed his formula. The medicinal properties of Tianlushan Panax notoginseng are heavy. Ten kilograms of flour and one kilogram of Panax notoginseng are enough for this pill to look like medicine but not like dough. However, this young man did not use any equipment and could tell clearly by just smelling and licking. It was simply incredible. Could it be that the person above came to check for fake medicine? He couldn't sit still.
His expression changed naturally, and everyone laughed. Several tourists who were preparing to buy medicine naturally returned to their pockets. But the beauty was different. She actually took out ten yuan and threw it into an unprepared box. She picked up a elixir and carefully put it in the leather bag.
"Let's go!" Zhou Yu smiled down the mountain, and the girl naturally followed closely. After taking a few steps, she whispered: "Good skills, I really can't tell that you have this skill!"
"It is human nature to cheat!" Zhou Yu smiled and said, "But I just can't stand his expression!" He not only couldn't stand his expression, but was disgusted from the bottom of his heart. He and his master lived on this mountain for more than ten years. This mountain is his hometown. He does not object to people who want to seek immortality if they have something to do, but he can't stand it if he relies on the "immortal" sign to make money!
"That's great!" The girl said excitedly, "There are many such medicines in front of us, and we will expose them one by one!" She glanced at Zhou Yu's smiling face and shouted dissatisfiedly: "What's wrong?...Isn't it good for tourists to be deceived?"
"I really don't know if you are born warm-hearted or like to watch the fun!" Zhou Yu smiled bitterly: "Every scam costs ten yuan, it's so expensive!"
A voice came from the back: "If you agree to this girl's request, this ten yuan is mine!"
Zhou Yu turned around: "You still choose to pay for flour and Panax notoginseng even though you know it's flour and bananas. I guess you are a rich man!... I don't know if the girl has other purposes besides spending money?" This girl is the beauty who was looking at medicine from the beginning. She has a simple dress, beautiful figure, beautiful face, and elegant temperament, and is following them now.
"Meet it!" The beautiful woman stretched out her hand: "Tianlu Daily reporter Zhang Ya!"
"So it's a reporter!" Zhou Yu stretched out his hand and gently shook her: "Zhou Yu!"
"Where is this girl?" Zhang Ya smiled: "Are you an employee of the pharmaceutical factory?"
Zhou Yu shook his head: "I guess not, there is no career introduction on her forehead!"
The girl burst into laughter: "My name is Zheng Yingying. I am a student of Tianlu University. I am a simple tourist. Please give me some advice from two successful gentlemen and ladies!" She mischievously held her little hand with Zhang Ya.
Zhou Yu stretched out his hand: "Come on, we also shook hands, and we only know the girl's name until now!"
The girl slapped his hand down, not giving him a chance to take advantage of it.
Zhou Yu didn't care: "Miss Zhang, I might have guessed your intention. Is it true that I investigate these so-called immortal pills?"
"Yes!" Zhang Ya said: "I am writing a report on various irregular behaviors in the Tianlushan Scenic Area. The theme this time is the immortal pills, because many people have reported that these immortal pills are ineffective at all, and some patients even have worsened their condition."
Chapter completed!