I originally wanted to treat this as the beginning of the new book, but later the editor said that this is too long-lasting and has no opening topics and is not suitable for the beginning, so I had to give it up and I couldn't bear to throw it away. Anyway, it's a free chapter now, so I just post it as an extra chapter, and I'll make everyone laugh, and explain the causes and consequences of Sun Feng and Zhao Tuzi.

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"Hey? This damn broken electric bell, why did he ring again?

I was not just on a dark and windy night that day, so that I could educate him well, so that he could deeply understand the major mistakes that disturbed people's dreams.

From then on, he told me that he wanted to change his mind and become a new person. Oh no, is he going to be a good student, a good young man, a model bell in modern society?

Who is this his hand? He straightened the electric bell that I worked hard and finally bent, and then straightened it again? The speed of correcting Guixie is too good to bend.

And your muddle-up ball, your silent sneak attack, seems to have a sense of not taking my labor results seriously.

A little bastard who owes his hands!

If you have this free time and ability, why don’t you worry more? The growing team of Lily and quickly let them turn back to justice, that would be really awesome. I wonder if the social competition among gay men is under great pressure now.

Not to mention the current situation where there are too many monks and too little porridge, just talk about the art school gates, which are not yet time to finish school, and next to the door, they are arranged in an S shape, and then they are B shape.

That fat and big-eared, fat and strong godfather team is not a group of livestock for eating!"

As the hoarseness and change tone, the ringtone rang out even more.

The originally quiet campus suddenly became noisy.

I saw many boys and girls wearing school uniforms, either panic or unhappy, coming out of the toilet, corners, trees, and some quiet and uninhabited corners.

They all seemed to go to the market, entering the slaughterhouse with bloody mouths, which seemed to be a slaughterhouse where people could not spit bones. Uh, it wasn't right, it was a classroom.

There are also some sad kids with slow speed who are also caught by some female hell three-headed dogs who happen to be in their menstrual period. What a good guy, then he caught them and was blinded by grinning.

That speed of speech, that tone, and that vocabulary, it is like the endless river of water, and it is like the Yellow River flooding and it is out of control.

He was originally disturbed by this annoying ringtone and had a friendly visit with a beautiful woman with two virtues and arts, and "insert" the gaps, which led to a lot of resentment.

I plan to express my kind greetings to the whole family of Lei Feng who did good deeds without leaving any name. I will draw a few more circles and curse the powerful man with magical abilities. Sun Feng, who lives next door, is the old Wang family.

After seeing those scenes of joy, especially when he saw the miserable children, the tragic appearance of the educated bloody spitting head, he was stunned.

Then he smiled unscrupulously, leaned against the big tree behind him, crossed his legs slightly, and began to score the disastrous comedy blockbuster in front of him.

Seeing the wonderful place, he grabbed the half bag of peanuts beside him and leisurely went into his mouth.

Although his skills are not up to standard, he may not necessarily throw five of them in ten, and his image also has a strong sense of under-flatness, but at least he has the style of a judge.

"Although there is no most anticipated full martial arts, such as Wu Song fighting tigers, monkey stealing peaches, and immortals guiding the way, it is a free drama, so I will just let it go.

So whoa, look at your humanoid round shape, still eloquently, with a pose of three thousand feet falling down. This year's Best Performance Award is yours...

The grandson over there, I see you, holding your hands, holding your head up, holding a cigarette, and slanting your eyes, looking so squeaky that you look so sluggish. It's really a bit ***

Tsk tsk, especially this little squid look, which is quite a bit like the style of my book, from the Red Light District to Happy Street, lifting 87 girls' skirts in a row, snatching fifteen strings of candied haws and three lollipops.

I didn't say that, this trophy for the best actor is for you...

Oh, I'm still crying? How old is you, I'm still crying. Woman, woman, do you have a nickname called faucet? Every month is like that, and you still think the amount is not large enough...

Holding a grass, this guy turned out to be a cute boy! He is still acting cute! He is pouting! The fairy sister on the way is here to save me!

My titanium alloy dog ​​eyes are going to be blinded..."

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"Hey! Sun Feng, why haven't you run away yet? The bells for the class will ring for the third time. This is Zhao Tuzi's class. Be careful that you are caught by Zhao Tuzi again and call your parents."

Looking at the sun Feng who leaned against the trunk, leisurely and leisurely, not anxious about the coming thunder and rain, and looked like an outsider, sitting and watching the clouds rolling and unfolding.

A classmate who was rushing past him suddenly stopped very kindly and shouted at him urgently, looking at the way he rolled up his sleeves and walked towards him.

It seems that there is also the meaning of coming up to help Sun Feng and performing a drama of never leaving.

"Zhao Tuzi? Are you talking about that thing?"

Hearing the other party's shouting, Sun Feng yawned lazyly and rubbed his eyelids that were warmly kissing each other while he was not paying attention.

Like a boneless rice worm, it squirmed inch by inch along the tree trunk behind it. It finally straightened up and pointed at somewhere behind the other person with a flat smile on his face, reminding him kindly.

When he heard Sun Feng's words, the kind-hearted person's body suddenly froze, the corners of his mouth twitched, and his expression was almost crying!

My head looked like a used machine that was short of oil, looking bit by bit along the direction indicated by Sun Feng.

And at this moment, a gloomy and fierce look happened to come.

Looking at the familiar figure guarding the door, the dark and dark face, the iconic dazzling light.

And on the top of the light, it was raging in the breeze, constantly waving in the wind, as if at the door of a nightclub, dressed up in a shiny way, shouting that there were a few strands of iconic grass inside.

The kind classmate's face turned pale.

After a clever war, I no longer care about uniting and loving classmates. I have to die together and die together. I have to take a cushion before dying.

He shrank his neck hard, lowered his head, and instantly burst out with a speed that was enough to make Bolt dumbfounded. He rushed into the back door of the classroom at lightning speed.

He really didn't have the courage to leave in front of him. The gaze of Zhao Tuzi alone was enough to scare him, let alone the biting sound, as if in the next second, he would spew out the hideous mouth of lava.

"Ah oh ~~ I'm back to see you..."

As for Zhao Tuzi, he had to cut him into slices with his eyes and then eat it raw without sticking the sauce. Sun Feng yawned at him lazily and waved at him very friendly.

I gave one by the way, which was enough to make people feel disgusted and blew kisses.

Crack! Crack! Crack! Crack!

Seeing Sun Feng's kind and friendly greeting to him, Zhao Tuzi's face suddenly turned darker than Bao Zheng, and he looked faintly ashen.

His big yellow teeth were chewed by him, and a burst of blue veins were exposed on his clenched fist, and there seemed to be a stream of vague white smoke on his forehead.

"Xu! Zhi! Yang!!! Stand up for me! It's time now, open your eyes and see. It's time now, you just entered the classroom. Why are you late? I don't want to hear any reason, so I will stand out on the corridor outside! Call your parents over in the afternoon and I will talk to him about your performance at school during this period!!!!"

"Tait! Buy! Disc..."

A roar that could spread throughout the teaching building suddenly burst out from Zhao Tuzi's mouth. The ceiling, which had been disrepair for a long time, was scared to death by the sudden roar.

I couldn't help but pull some unlucky children in white dust.

Compared with Zhao Tuzi's heavyweight voice, the wailing sound of the unlucky child Xu Zhiyang seemed a little inconspicuous.

"Oh, poor kid, I fell into the hands of the angry Tuzi Zhao. I hope you have the heart of Iron Man, Superman's ability to resist fighting, and Wolverine's recovery speed...

If you don't have these, you'd better buy yourself a personal accident insurance in advance so that your mother won't be too heartbroken.

Of course, for the sake of your classmates, I will pick ninety-nine of your favorite wild chrysanthemums for you with my own hands and make a beautiful wreath to give it to you.

It can also be regarded as a perfect mark for our classmates’ friendship, Amen!”

"Studying is hard, tiring to go to school, and you have to pay tuition when you go to school. It's better to attend a black party. It doesn't matter if you kill someone and set fire, and there are beautiful women to sleep with you~~~"

After digging out the ears that were buzzing a little, Sun Feng had a slanderous smile on his lips, pulling his body out of the ground bit by bit, twisting his neck and shaking his butt, like an old man about to step into the coffin, swaying the parts of his body, humming a little tune of 4 or 6 in his mouth, and then floated towards the school gate.

As for Zhao Tuzi and the two things in class, they have been ignored by Sun Feng and Hongguoguo.

Even his behavior of being like a lion roaring in the east of a river and unable to catch a rabbit and eating a dog did not leave any ripples in his heart.

Sun Feng really doesn't have any respect for the head teacher named Zhao Tuzi.

In his words, which are completely recognized by everyone, Zhao Tuzi is a pig-killer with gentle teacher skins. He is a gangster and definitely has potential than the profession of gardener.

The timid and timid female student took advantage of the excuse of explaining questions and looked at the female classmate's chest, secretly installed a camera in the women's bathroom, threatened her classmates and asked for benefits,...

His great achievements have been beaten to death in the toilet more than ten times when he was put on others, but who told me that he was the brother-in-law of the Director of the Education Bureau? There is someone behind him!

Compared with those people who have no power and power, Zhao Tuzi is also a well-known role!

Especially in places like schools, he is basically a privileged person who walks sideways and directly takes his mouth to catch bird droppings.

In particular, he also has the eyesight and ability that is comparable to a dog-legged person.

He wished he could lick the other person with a thicker background. For those who had no power and power, he began to act arrogantly, pick his nose and eyes, and use his mouth to catch bird droppings.

Originally, is Zhao Tuzi a scumbag? Should he drag it out for five minutes? It has nothing to do with Sun Feng?

After all, everyone has their own way of living, but since he became their class teacher, the two of them have completely met, met, and got to know each other.

On the first day Zhao Tuzi came, he started to piss around the territory.

As for the new official's three-handed fireworks and the action of killing the chicken to warn the monkey, he didn't run away. I don't know if they were a match made by heaven or a relationship between them for several lifetimes. In short, Zhao Tuzi fell in love with Sun Feng at first sight.

Not even two minutes after reaching the new territory, he used the excuse that Sun Feng came in one second faster than the class bell, which was a hysterical roar.

Then there was a friendly interview that lasted more than half an hour, from international to domestic, from ideological to quality, which was a comprehensive siege of him.

The spitting star almost covered Sun Feng's eyelids.

As for those hard-working gardeners who care about students' growth from the bottom of their hearts, he still admires this good boy Sun Feng.

For Zhao Tuzi's full concern, he not only retreated three meters to show respect, but also reminded Zhao Tuzi very considerately and lovingly that he had bad breath and that the zipper below was not pulled well. His small toothpick is now in a state of being out of the wall.

By the way, he also gave him a nickname that matched him very well with his noble image, and took a family photo to him and his domineering, small, exquisite and extremely exquisite second brother.

At the same time, I did not forget to distribute this family photo to the campus post bar for free, and also marked and annotated with a red circle.

Of course, Sun Feng said that he did this, which was completely shocked by Zhao Tuzi. Oh no, Teacher Zhao’s selfless, tireless destruction, both moral integrity and ability, devoted himself to his work, and worked hard.

This is why we can't help but think without thinking, and we can't help but help the unknown teacher Zhao Tuzi to promote his strengths and spread his spirit, so that more people can learn his valuable side, and thus change their inferiority heart.
To be continued...