Chapter 892 Drunk yue layman's breaking method will be finished sooner or later(1/2)
Maybe Song Shuhang was disguised as he was good enough, so he found the registration point and completed the registration. During this period, he was not exposed... No one shouted at him, "Senior Brother Gaosheng must die."
When registering, although the staff curiously looked at Song Shuhang, dressed in sunglasses and masks. However, he was not a policeman, so he was only responsible for collecting money and confirming whether the money received was real coins.
Song Shuhang successfully paid the tuition, signed the letter behind his name, and then left the registration point.
"The registration is completed, and then go back and wait for Senior Jitsu to pass the letter to me with a flying sword. Then, wait for Ye Si to come back." Song Shuhang said in his heart.
Wait until Senior Bai comes over and takes them to the Forbidden City to see the battle between the Tonggua Immortal Master and the Beihe Sanren.
On September 1, 2019, Song Shuhang's itinerary was still very busy.
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When Song Shuhang was about to return to his residence, his cell phone rang, it was a strange number.
Song Shuhang answered the phone: "Hello, hello."
"Hey, hello, is it a fellow Taoist Song Sanlang?" A hoarse voice rang.
Song Shuhang: "..." What the hell is Song Sanlang! Believe it or not, I will hang up the phone immediately and put you on the blacklist!
Seeing that Song Shuhang had no answer for a long time, the hoarse voice said again: "Huh? Did I make the wrong call? Wait, oh, I said it wrong. Sorry, is it a fellow Taoist Song Yi?"
"It's me." Song Shuhang replied.
"Hahaha, I just came with my wife before I came, and I was a little confused. Sorry, fellow Taoist Song San." The hoarse voice laughed.
Song Shuhang's mouth twitched, his fingers were about to move, and he couldn't help but want to hang up the phone.
When I called a stranger, I talked about the incident that I had just posted with my wife. Is this a habit? And... What the hell is Song San?
Opposite, the hoarse voice continued: "That's right, fellow Taoist. I am the Lord of Yuelang Island, the Lord of the Lord of Snow Wolf Cave. I have made some trouble in the United States recently and have to escape back secretly. I am helping my cousin, the Lord of Snow Wolf Cave, run errands and do some business."
"Oh, it's you." When Song Shuhang realized the truth, the Lord of Snow Wolf Cave mentioned its cousin in the "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group".
The Master of Snow Wolf Cave is still helping Senior Sky Liezi of Xuannv Sect to freeze his body, so the business is now taken over by one of its cousins.
Master Bai seemed to have entrusted the owner of Xuelang Cave to make several transactions, so he should have to apply for a certificate or something?
Now Senior Bai’s business is being taken over by this Yuelang Island owner.
"Hey, do you know me?" The Lord of Yuelang Island said curiously.
Song Shuhang: "Well, the Lord of Snow Wolf Cave mentioned you."
"Hahahaha, my cousin didn't say bad things about me, right? For example, he didn't say anything I did before, right?" said the Lord of Yuelang Island anxiously.
"Oh, was it the thing you committed in the United States?" Song Shuhangdao.
"How do you know! Damn it, my cousin's big mouth really shook my scandal." The Lord of Yuelang Island said in a furious manner.
Song Shuhang: "..."
Tell your sister, did you make a mistake in the United States? Didn’t you tell me about it just now on the phone?
"My cousin's big mouth didn't tell me exactly what I had done, right?" said the Lord of Yuelang Island again.
"No." Song Shuhang's mouth twitched and asked casually: "What did you do in the United States?"
"Actually nothing is wrong. It's obviously a normal thing for me, but I didn't expect it to be illegal there." The Lord of Yuelang Island said: "This is particularly embarrassing to me. I tell you, you can't tell others."
"Yes." Song Shuhang replied unexpectedly, his hoarse voice was a little cute.
Then, the owner of Yuelang Island began to abuse the dog again.
"The incident happened half a month ago... That day, my wife and I worked hard to give birth to a wolf cub in the early morning as usual. My wife and I are both fifth-rank monsters, and under normal circumstances they are in human form. Well, in the United States, it is not illegal to breed offspring when maintaining a human form. But that day, something happened." The Lord of Yuelang Island said: "When my wife and I worked hard to give birth to a wolf cub, my wife suddenly showed her true form because she was too excited. It was a coincidence that this scene was seen by the neighbors passing by."
Song Shuhang: "..."
The owner of Yuelang Island continued: "Then I was prosecuted by the police for animal abuse... Fortunately, I was smart and used a wolf-haired substitute to escape the disaster, and then returned to China with my wife."
Song Shuhang: “…………”
Forgive him, at this moment, he really has no idea what to say.
What should I complain about?
Do you complain about the little wolf cub of the owner of Yuelang Island? Or do you complain about foreign laws or something?
There is nothing to complain about in both aspects, nothing wrong with it.
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"By the way, Fellow Daoist Yuelang, are you asking me for trouble?" Song Shuhang asked, originally, he wanted to call the other party "Senior Yuelang". But this time, the word "Senior" could not be called.
"Oh, that's it. I want to send me a coordinate. I have something to do to Jiangnan University Town. I just checked it online, but found that there are three "Jiangnan University Town" alone in China. It's really a headache." The Lord of Yuelang Island said.
When Song Shuhang heard this, his heart moved: "Senior Yuelang, do you have something to do when you come to Jiangnan University Town? Are you going to apply for a certificate for Senior Bai?"
"It's not for Senior Bai's certificate, but for Master Baihe Zhenjun." The Lord of Yuelang Island smiled and said, "This is not a confidential matter, so I can tell you."
True Lord Baihe? What did Baihe run to Jiangnan University Town to do? Could it be that it knew that Venerable Bai lives here for a while, so he rushed over from afar and wanted to stay near Jiangnan University Town for a while? With the character of Baihe Zhenjun, this kind of thing can really be done.
"I understand, Fellow Yuelang, do you know my chat account? Add my friend and I will send you the ticket." Song Shuhangdao.
"Thank you, fellow Taoist Badao. You are such a good fellow Taoist who is helpful. It's really too right to ask you for help." The Lord of Yuelang Island said happily in a hoarse voice.
So... add friends and share the location.
Song Shuhang found that he seemed to be doing such things today.
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When Song Shuhang returned to his residence, Ye Si had not come back yet.
Until noon.
Guoguo and Zhu woke up in a daze. The two little guys were simply distracted. According to "Shi", the two little guys played games all night long during the days when Song Shuhang was in a coma. More importantly, the game skills of the two little guys were not as powerful as Jingba Doudou, and they were really a teammate type. Thank you so much for their teammates.
"Senior Brother Shuhang, you are finally awake." The little monk rubbed his eyes and said, "I'm so hungry, what should we eat for lunch?"
"What should we eat for lunch?" Zhu Loli also echoed.
Song Shuhang looked at the "Poetry" next to him who was watching a movie. This girl who was temporarily responsible for the food at home... is now addicted to the movie and unable to extricate herself.
Judging from her appearance, she couldn't get up and cook.
"Forget it, let's go out for dinner." Song Shuhang sighed.
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After lunch, Shuhang lay on the balcony to rest and enjoy the rare comfort.
The little monk Guoguo sat beside him and recited scriptures every day.
At this time, Shuhang's phone rang again.
Song Shuhang opened it and saw the mark of [Superior Jushi] written on it.
"Oh, Senior Zuiyue has called, the magic weapon has arrived." Song Shuhang laughed and answered the phone.
This time, you must loudly report the senior’s name.
It is said that in this way, you will be very happy to meet the seniors at the most.
"Senior Yue, is the flying sword coming?" Song Shuhang asked.
"Hahahaha, you're right, the flying sword has arrived near you. The error is up to 100 meters. Just try to use the group to send a secret to the air and call my name loudly. Then, goodbye." Senior Zuiu said happily.
In addition to Beisanren, Song Shuhang is the second group member who can quickly call out his Taoist name.
Although Song Shuhang may have relied on the function of mobile phone information remarks, even if it is the remarks function, he is very happy.
Having said that, the note function is such a great function, why don’t the fellow Taoists in the ‘Jiuzhou No. 1 Group’ know how to use it?
Note the name of his Taoist name ‘Zuiyue’ will die?
There will be no harm if there is a note! Bastard.
It is rare to have such convenient functions, so I can use them well.
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After hanging up the phone, Song Shuhang stood up from the balcony and looked up at the air.
Guoguo, who was sitting on the side meditating and chanting scriptures, raised her head and said, "Is there something happened? Brother Shuhang?"
"A flying sword has arrived, and it is within a 100-meter range nearby. Oh, I saw it!" Song Shuhang quickly saw the flying sword in the sky.
Next, he could receive the flying sword by calling out the name of the Jushi Jushi.
Although he could not remember which words the lay Buddhist’s Taoist name was. But no problem, as long as the pronunciation was similar, the effect would definitely be the same.
When on the phone, Senior Zuiyue couldn't hear the difference. How could he recognize the sound just by a flying sword? Moreover, although the words are different, the pronunciation is exactly the same! Chinese characters are profound and profound.
Therefore, Song Shuhang used group voice transmission magic to call on the Taoist name of "Siyue Lai Shi".
To be continued...