Chapter 818 Hello Buddha, Goodbye Buddha!
"Huangshan Dasha, I'm fighting with you! Come on, let's hurt each other!" [I am the loyal dog of Lord Huangshan] shouted with voice function.
Immediately afterwards, Doudou quickly posted a short video in the group. It knew that after it yelled "harm to each other", the True Lord of Huangshan would despicablely ban it. Therefore, the posture of posting the video should be handsome and fast!
Sure enough, when Doudou posted the short video, Huangshan Zhenjun quickly banned it... However, Doudou's video link had been posted.
Doudou was secretly proud in her heart: Huangshan Dasha, I have figured out your routine! I won this game!
Members of Jiuzhou No. 1 group saw this video link.
Video title [a good song that allows you to cycle repeatedly].
The cover of the video is a handsome photo of Zhenjun Huangshan.
"Good song?" Beihe Sanren said in confusion, but he did not click on the link.
When Dongfang Jingxue saw this video, she happily said: "I understand. The content of this video must be "Song of the Great Silly in Huangshan", which is absolutely impossible to be wrong."
Guo Da: "No, I feel that with Doudou's personality, I will not repeatedly use one method to 'harm each other' with senior Huangshan. I feel that this video should not be that song, but Doudou's new work."
As soon as Guo Da finished speaking, the Jiuzhou No. 1 group fell silent as a whole.
It was not Huangshan Zhenjun who activated the function of "group ban"? Instead, the members of the "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group" could not control their hands after hearing this. They clicked on the video link, wanting to appreciate what Doudou's new work looks like after "The Song of the Great Silly in Huangshan".
As soon as the video link was opened, the singing inside came out, and the members of the "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group" were a little disappointed when they heard it.
"The flowers in the flower basket are fragrant, listen to me sing"
Just like Dongfang Jingxuexian guessed, this song is still "The Song of the Great Silly in Huangshan", not Doudou's new work.
If this happens, it will be so boring. They have heard of "The Song of the Great Silly in Huangshan" and they feel that there is no highlight. Beihe Sanren said in his heart.
The idea of Beihe Sanren is the idea of most members of the "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group".
"Hey, something is wrong. When I listened to the singing, I felt like I was weak all over. I couldn't lift it up." Fairy Dongfang Jingxue said with a voice function.
"I feel a little bit like vomiting." Mr. Mie Feng also said in his voice.
"We have fallen into a trap. This song is the song of fellow Taoist Taoist! "The Lord of Snow Wolf Cave said in horror.
[When I came to Dahuang Mountain, Dahuang Mountain is a good place, a good place, a good scenery, crops are everywhere, and there are big fools everywhere]
"It's right that the song of the Dharma King of Creation is numb, and my ears feel numb. But then again, the lethality of the song this time is a bit low. Apart from being a little unhappy and wanting to vomit, there is no other discomfort. I survived easily." Mr. Mie Feng said.
"Clockwork message proves that I survive." Beihe Sanren.
"Prove that I am still alive." Master of Snow Wolf Cave.
Dongfang Jingxue: "Hahahaha, although I am weak, it's very good for fellow Taoist Taoist to sing this song. I found that after listening to this song, the lyrics echoed in my mind repeatedly. Especially the sentence "There are crops everywhere, and the fools everywhere" has been repeated in my mind. It is particularly interesting."
Well, Fairy Dongfang Jingxue is the one who particularly likes "The Song of the Great Silly in Huangshan". She usually doesn't commit suicide, but when it comes to "The Song of the Great Silly in Huangshan", she will start to commit suicide desperately.
"Fuck, I'm really replying." Beihe Sanren said.
"So too, my mind is full of this song." The pharmacist said weakly in his voice function.
Mad Dao Sanlang: "Is Senior Lingdie here or not? Your disciple fell into the dull secret realm and couldn't go out. Help me."
Monk Tunyun: "Youshou, my mind is full of replying to this lyrics. How long will it take to reply to this lyrics?"
Master Tongxuan: "【Emotional Flashing on the Wall】"
Litchi Fairy: "Hahaha, I'm as smart as me, so I won't click on this video. You guys are so naive."
Dongfang Jingxue: "【Voice】"
The Litchi Fairy clicked Dongfang Jingxue's voice and heard the loud song of the Dharma King of Creation. It was the last sentence of "The Song of Great Silly in Huangshan" [There are crops everywhere, and the great fools everywhere].
Then, the Lychee Fairy also fell into a deadly cycle of singing.
Lychee Fairy: "…"
Dongfang Jingxue: "Fellow Daoist Litchi, don't thank me, please call me to live Lei Feng."
That’s right, Fairy Dongfang Jingxue usually never commits suicide, but in "The Song of the Great Silly in Huangshan", her attitude towards death is very tough and she will never change after repeated instruction!
Henghuo Xin was so tired that he wanted to retire: "Is it the wrong way I opened the group? @官网网, did you add me to the wrong group? Are the fellow Taoists in this group all the little vests of fellow Taoists Sanlang?"
[Huang Shan is so tired and wants to retire]: "Ah, that's right. It's this group, the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' you want to join. There is only one group on my chat account."
The True Lord of Huangshan actually changed his name.
Henghuo Xin is so tired and wants to retire: "..."
You want to give birth to a male football team: "It's okay, Brother Henghuo. You will adapt in a few days. Then you will integrate into this group. When I first joined, I was also not used. But I adapted in a few days."
Henghuo is so tired that he wants to retire: "..." I'd better go and read my Four Confucian Books and Five Classics.
In this way, a message from Kuang Dao Sanlang finally sent in the group was drowned in the discussion of the members of the "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group" about the singing of the Dharma King of Creation.
Kuang Dao Sanlang wanted to send another message, but he didn't know that he would be the year of the monkey and horse month.
In the dull secret realm.
Kuang Dao Sanlang looked at Liu Jianyi, who was smiling in a slutty face, and sighed quietly.
Liu Jianyi seems to be very loving for the "Slow Secret Realm".
Liu Jianyi feels so happy in this world where it takes half a day to raise his hand and half a day to raise his foot. There is nothing more suitable for him than this world.
This slow-paced world is his paradise.
He wanted to settle here and never went out.
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On the other side, in the Tianya Yunyou Temple.
A young monk looked at the sky boredly.
It has been a while since I was taken back to Tianya Yunyou Temple after sneaking out to cure my hemorrhoids last time.
The little monk Guoguo said that since he was cured, he would no longer hurt while meditating and practicing chrysanthemums. After he cured the hemorrhoids, his efficiency in cultivation has increased to a higher level. Now he has opened up his "ear orifices" and has obtained a good ear orifice talent [Hui Er]. With this talent, all the skills and knowledge he saw with his ears can be understood quickly and mastered faster.
Let him gain more insights when listening to the predecessors in the temple and learn from them.
"It's so boring. Senior Brother Shuhang hasn't come to me recently. I really want to go to his place and play with Doudou." The little monk looked at the sky and murmured.
Or, find another opportunity to sneak out and play?
I heard that a group of guests came to Tianya Yunyou Temple today. Maybe he could find an opportunity to mingle among the guests and sneak out?
However, I don’t know where the guests are... Moreover, if you want to get along with the guests, you must at least get familiar with the guests first, right?
The little monk folded his hands together and murmured, "Buddha, please listen to your disciple's prayers, let Senior Brother San Ri show great compassion and take me out for fun."
After reading, the little monk thought about it, then folded his hands together and continued, "Senior Bai, please help the cute little Guoguo once and give me an opportunity to leave Tianya Yunyou Temple! By the way, Senior Brother Doudou, please give me the strength to run away from home!"
After reading, the little monk opened his eyes and looked around.
Next, it depends on which one is more effective, Buddha or Senior Bai.
Is it because my senior brother suddenly got a thrust in his mind and took him out of the temple to play? Or could he get the opportunity to visit the temple in Tianya Yunyu?
Just as he was thinking this, suddenly, the little monk paused slightly. After mastering the "ear orifices", he heard the sounds of two little girls not far away.
One voice is tender, not much different from the young monk's age. The other is a little calmer and should be older.
"Senior sister, I heard from my master that there has been evil spirits rising in the Jiangnan region recently, and maybe monsters appear. Should we go and see? I have learned magic for so long, but I have never subdued demons and eliminated demons." The tender voice said.
"But we don't know where the Jiangnan area is? Moreover, this is Tianya Yunyou Temple, so it's not easy for us to avoid Master's departure." An older voice replied.
"Tianya Yunyou Temple is so big, we can ask the senior brothers in the temple to help us introduce the environment in the temple. Then, we find an opportunity to sneak out!" said a tender voice: "As for where the Jiangnan area is, we can take a taxi. I heard from the senior brothers of the sect that when I came to a strange place and didn't know where the place I was looking for, I could use my mobile phone to navigate. If I don't know how to use navigation, I can also take a taxi."
"Then, let's try it out with a senior brother?" The older voice was also very moved.
In the distance... the little monk Guoguo was in tears.
An opportunity, isn’t this the opportunity for him to run away from the temple and home? Besides, he is familiar with that place in Jiangnan. He also knows that the university that Senior Brother Song Shuhang went to was Jiangnan University Town!
As for what place to spread evil spirits, as long as you find Senior Brother Song Shuhang, you don’t have to worry about not being able to find the place.
Sure enough, compared to Buddha, Senior Bai is more reliable.
Hello Buddha, goodbye Buddha~ From today on, I will change my faith.
The little monk rubbed his face and tried his best to hide the excitement on his face.
Then, he pretended to be calm and walked towards the position of the two tender voices.
Jiangnan area, Senior Brother Song Shuhang, I'm here again! (To be continued.)
Chapter completed!