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Chapter 729 The smile is too ugly, change another one!

Originally, the weapon refiner wanted to create a shoe with the function of "sword control" that could "shoes control and fly". But in the end, he failed and only created a super weakened version of sword control and turned into "shoes control and face-slapping techniques".

In fact, many monks have done similar experiments. Mastering "sword-controlling, sword-controlling, and flight-controlling" before the fourth level is the dream of many monks - Master Tongxuan invented the semi-finished product of "sword-controlling", and the pharmacist invented the "Gu" that makes people turn into hot air balloons.

After listening to the introduction, Song Shuhang felt that these face-slapping slippers were really interesting: "Store, how do you sell these face-slapping slippers?"

"If you like it, I will give you this shoe at the purchase price, five third-grade spirit stones." The boss's wife said with a bright smile.

More expensive than the pair of shoes with "floating skills" in Sixteen?

But it is still within the acceptable range of Shuhang: "Okay, then I want it."

The boss's wife quickly wrapped the slippers for Song Shuhang - the finished slippers are also a pair. However, the slipper on the left leg is just a relatively sturdy and durable ordinary slipper. Only the right foot is the "face-slapping slipper".

Shuhang and A Shiliu left the store with satisfaction.

When leaving the store, Song Shuhang turned around and looked around.

Su Shishiliu asked, "What are you looking for?"

"I'm looking for the fellow Su Wenqu who knocked us down just now." Song Shuhang smiled softly, and the female store manager's attitude changed significantly just now.

Song Shuhang and Su Shiliu did not bring "Bai Venerable" to the store. The female store manager suddenly changed his attitude, and must have received a "sentence to the secret" from a fellow Taoist.

Combined with the identity of that fellow Taoist Su Wenqu [Son of the True Lord of Henghuo]... he was probably the one who sent a message to the female store manager.

Su Shishiliu also smiled and nodded, understanding.

However, after searching for a while, Song Shuhang did not find the scholar who carried the sword.

"Forget it, let's continue to visit ours." Song Shuhangdao.

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One hour later.

Song Shuhang and Su Shiliu went to the shop they wanted to visit, and the two returned home with a full load.

At this time, the two of them sat on chairs in the square to rest.

In the center of the square, there were thirteen tall statues of the Immortal Tribulation. When Song Shuhang saw these statues, he felt a little shadow in his heart.

Su Shishiliu stretched and said, "The rest time of the movie is almost over, right? Are we going back to make a movie?"

"It should be almost done. I'll contact Fairy Lizhi and Senior Bai to see if they are going back." Song Shuhang replied.

Then, he took out his cell phone and prepared to call Master Bai - hope that Senior Bai has ended the "Training Flying Sword" activity.

He took out his cell phone and swiped to unlock it... At this time, he suddenly saw a bright red light flashing slightly on the corner of his eyes.

Song Shuhang's mouth twitched, and a bad premonition surged into his heart.

Anyone who has read Infinite Stream novels knows that after completing the task, some of the protagonists of Infinite Stream novels can return to their daily lives to continue their lives. When the next task is started, they will be captured into the infinite space.

[I won’t be caught again, continue with the new exam, right?] Song Shuhang said in his heart.

If he really wants to get him into the make-up exam, he will be crazy! Because it has only been more than an hour since the last time he wrote the "Sage's Self-Cultivation Fu".

You probably won't be so diligent, right?

When his thoughts moved, suddenly... his eyes went dark.

It's been beating Doudou, it's really coming again!

...

...

Song Shuhang's body tilted happily and turned to Su Shishi's Sixteen. His consciousness was pulled into a huge, black square space.

In the square, the statue of the head of the thirteen-death immortal under the seat of the Confucian saint is emitting a faint light.

What are you going to take this time?

He turned around and then his liver ached faintly - he was the only one who was pulled into the space this time.

Su Wenqu has seven other Confucian disciples who are not pulled into this space!

If you want to take the exam again this time, you will be dead.

"Oh, my friend Shuhang, we're meeting again." At this time, a familiar voice came from the air.

Song Shuhang turned his head and saw that "Senior Bai two" was floating above his head, yawning. This time, his clothes turned into "sleeping bags", and his whole body was huddled in the sleeping bag, revealing only his eyes and nose.

When Song Shuhang saw Senior Bai two, he was happy in his eyes: "Senior Bai, you are still here." - It's great, Senior Bai two is still here, so no matter what exam he takes, he is not afraid.

"Well, I've been there all the time." Senior Bai said two: "Then, I just slept in this space and woke up after I had enough sleep. Then I felt a little bored again, so I pulled you into this space to accompany me through the connection between this "Share Immortal Statue" and you."

Song Shuhang: "..."

The feeling of "joyment" in his heart suddenly sank into the eighteen levels of hell - the culprit who pulled him into this space was Senior Bai two!

Song Shuhang smiled bitterly and said, "Senior Bai, are you doing something to me?"

"Well, I remember that I want to notify you about something. It's a very important thing. But I just slept and felt so comfortable that I couldn't remember it." Senior Bai said with two confused expressions.

Song Shuhang: "..."

"Well, don't look at me with a cruel look on my face. You must know that I am an old man. I have lived for many years. Isn't it normal for people to lose their memory when they get older?" Senior Bai said with a stern voice.

Song Shuhang smiled bitterly: "Senior Bai, what do you want to think of something very important?" Hurry up and leave this space is the kingly way. So, try to cooperate with Senior Bai two.

"I really can't remember it. How about telling me a joke? Maybe when I am happy, I will remember something important?" Senior Bai two pinched his chin and said.

Song Shuhang: "..."

Senior Bai two: "Why, you can't tell jokes?"

Song Shuhang gritted his teeth: "You can speak, please let me think about it!"

"Okay, I'll wait for you." Senior Bai two changed into a comfortable position in his sleeping bag.

Song Shuhang thought for a long time, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "I remembered an interesting joke. [Girl, let me laugh? If you don't laugh, how about you laugh? Hehehe?] Hahaha~~"

Senior Bai two widened his eyes.

"How is this joke, isn't it good?" Song Shuhangdao.

Senior Bai two nodded seriously and said, "Well, it's very good, it's such a great joke. Then I remembered Diandian - what I wanted to inform you before has something to do with your life safety. However, because of your joke, I was deeply shocked and couldn't remember the specific content of 'that thing'. So, are you ready to die, little friend Song Shuhang?"

"Ha?" Song Shuhang widened his eyes: "It has something to do with my life safety?"

"Yes, it not only concerns your life and death, but also the life safety of your companions around you." Senior Bai said seriously.

"Senior Bai, I was wrong. I shouldn't have told such a bad joke. Otherwise, I'll tell you another joke?" Song Shuhang quickly tried to make up for the loss.

"It's too late." Senior Bai said two.

"Senior Bai, the so-called thing is only three, you have to give me at least two opportunities." Song Shuhangdao.

He could feel that the two of Senior Bai were not kidding just now. He really had a notice that "is related to his own life safety" and wanted to tell him.

"Things are nothing but three? Something makes sense." Senior Bai two reached out from his sleeping bag again and pinched his chin: "Okay, I'll give you a chance. Didn't you just say you wanted to smile one? Then give me a smile. As long as your smile satisfy me, I might think of 'forgot things'."

Song Shuhang: "..."

"Why, I'm not happy to laugh?" Senior Bai said two.

Song Shuhang squeezed out a smile.

"It's not good-looking, it's too stiff. Change it to another one and change it to a wicked smile." Senior Bai said two.

Song Shuhang's mouth twitched, and a wicked smile came out.

"Ugly, it's just a laugh." Senior Bai said two again.

Song Shuhang took a deep breath: "Hahahaha."

"The sound is so ugly, it's replaced by a treacherous smile." Senior Bai two continued.

Song Shuhang grinned and tried to make his face smile.

"I'm so scared, my smirk is so terrible. It's a heart-warming smile." Senior Bai patted his chest and said.

Song Shuhang rubbed his face and showed a gentle smile.

"Well, this smile is good. But it's not interesting. It's not as good as my smile." Senior Bai said two disdainfully.

Song Shuhang: "..." - It's so bullying. In this world, you can find a few people who are competing with you with their appearance!

"Switch it, change the kind of girl laughing and giggling." Senior Bai two continued.

Song Shuhang immediately refused: "Return to Senior Bai, that's the chick's cry."

"That's it?" Senior Bai said two.

"What a ghost laugh!" Song Shuhang couldn't help but complain.

"You are so boring... Okay, the last one, let's have a grin!" Senior Bai two raised a finger and said.

It’s simple to smile. Song Shuhang wants to smile when he sees Senior Bai two. This is his true performance.

"I'll go, your grin is so scary. I'm so scared that I can't sleep for three days." Senior Bai exaggerated.

As soon as he finished speaking, Song Shuhang's smile became more and more ferocious.

"Stop, it's OK. I'm very satisfied!" Senior Bai waved his hands: "Seeing that you are smiling so hard, I'll tell you that interesting news - your current location is near Wanshu Mountain, right? According to my information, there is a three-year Confucian event there, right?"

Song Shuhang nodded.
Chapter completed!
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