Chapter 705
Sure enough... the beaten "Bronze Gua Puppet" is the real body, and the one in the water group is the clone or puppet. The plan of the bronze Gua Immortal Master was seen through and exposed by the Beihe Sanren.
Beihe Sanren smiled slightly: "I will return this sentence to you intact. At that time, the person who is beaten to cry and beg for mercy must be you! Let's take a look!"
While talking, someone sent another message from the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group'.
Kuang Dao Sanlang: "Senior Bai, I was wrong! Sorry, sorry, sorry!"
Then, a loud scream rang out from the sky of the resort villa.
The three waves of the Mad Sword turned into a bright star and soared into the sky. The big speed car rotated, the blade storm rotated, the speeding flying, the sudden stop, and various fancy flying skills... Accompanied by the screams of the Three Waves, they flew farther and farther away, disappearing into the eyes of the fellow Taoists.
Such a classic flight method obviously comes from the "Disposable Meteor Sword" series of Venerable Bai.
"The three waves are flying in the sky?" asked the Lord of Snow Wolf Cave.
Jiaoba Zhenjun: "You have been flew by Fellow Daoist Bai. After all, this time the three waves are too stupid and I can't even stand it. Fellow Daoist Bai, I suggest that you might as well fly the three waves into the sun directly."
The true Lord Jiaoba seemed to be playing the role of "evil", but in fact he was pleading for Sanlang... If he said this, it would be difficult for Venerable Bai to pull down his face and send Sanlang the crazy sword into the sun.
Venerable Bai replied, "Don't worry, I don't plan to send fellow Taoist Sanlang to the sun. Moreover, it doesn't make any sense to send fellow Taoist Sanlang to the universe. He can have fun even in the universe."
When all the fellow Taoists saw this, they thought about the character of Mad Dao Sanlang... It's really right! Sanlang is the kind of person who can find opportunities to roam no matter what environment he throws him into. Even in the universe, he will definitely find a way to kill him.
Master Bai continued, "So, I sent him to a secret realm I discovered before. It was a very interesting secret realm, and now it is one of my resort villas. I named it "Slow and Dust Secret Realm". Anyone who enters this secret realm will be slowed down infinitely. For example, if you want to take a step, this movement takes about fifteen seconds in the "Slow and Dust Secret Realm". Fifteen seconds - you can complete the series of movements of lifting your legs, starting, and landing your feet. No matter what method you use, bursting out true energy or spiritual power to speed up your movements, it will have no effect in this secret realm. Take a step, no matter who it is, it will take a fixed fifteen seconds."
Senior Bai, how many resorts are there in your area?
When Beihe Sanren heard this, he curiously said, "Senior Bai, is this a time-slowing secret realm?"
"No, it has nothing to do with time. It's just a simple 'slow' effect. When people enter it, their own time passage will not change, and their thinking speed will not change." Bai Zun explained.
Beihe Sanren: "In other words, after Brother Sanlang enters the 'Slow Secret Realm', his thought speed remains unchanged, but no matter what he does, he will be limited to the slowest level. It takes fifteen seconds to take one step, and more than ten seconds to lift his hand?"
Venerable Bai: "That's true."
When Mr. Mie Feng heard this, he was amused: "Hahaha, this is the cruelest thing for Sanlang."
People who like to commit suicide are generally more active. It is precisely because they are too idle and particularly active that they can discover "death points" that others cannot find, thus creating dying events that ordinary people cannot imagine.
If Sanlang is sent to that "slow secret realm", he will be so bored that he will collapse after half a day.
Yunyou Monk Tongxuan: "【Big Thumb Expression】"
[Road Nightmare] Dongfang Six Fairy: "Senior Bai is doing a beautiful job. He should have thrown Sanlang to this 'slow secret realm' to wake him up. Sanlang's disease of committing suicide has been too serious recently and needs to be treated."
Beihe Sanren: "Six fellow Taoists in the East, your title has changed again."
【Road Nightmare】The Six Fairies of the East: "..."
After a moment.
[I will get angry if I change my title again] Dongfang Six Fairy: "Who is it? I change my title all day long? The road killer is not interesting at all! I am already practicing driving skills, and I will no longer easily hit others!"
Fairy Liuying: "Liu Liu, I heard that on the day of 'Creation Dharma King Live', when you reversed in the parking lot, you smashed the butt of a friend Song Shuhang's car to pieces?"
[I will get angry if I change my title again] Dongfang Six Fairies: "..."
Fairy Liuying, people are hard to deal with! Once some things are said, the boat of friendship will overturn.
The Beihe Sanren hurriedly rescued the siege and said, "When talking about the Dharma King of Creation... Where is the Dharma King now? I saw him coming in the morning, and I thought there would be fellow Taoists in the group to settle the score with him, but why is there no trace?"
Master Qisheng Fu Mansion: "Don't fellow Taoist Craft want to start live broadcasts when everyone is acting, right? Is it a background music for the movie plot?"
Mr. Mie Feng: "Don't talk about such a terrible thing, @天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天
The Dharma King of Creation soon appeared: "Haha, secret~~"
"Fuck, fellow Taoist of fortune, don't you really want to start singing, right? If you want to sing, say it in advance, so I can close my hearing first." Beihe Sanren said with some concern.
The Dharma King of Creation: "Don't worry, I'm not the Sanlang and Tong Gua. I just like singing, but I won't be dying."
But even if the Dharma King of Creation is so guaranteed, the fellow Taoists in the "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group" are still very panicked. Several fellow Taoists are already preparing props to block their ears, and some are considering whether to keep their hearing closed when filming tomorrow.
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After the news of the Dharma King of Creation was sent, the "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group" gradually became quiet because there was no new topic.
Five minutes later, the group was still quiet, as if everyone had rested.
At this time, Guo Da, the Poyang Ji, finally seized the opportunity to bubbling: "Hahaha, no one will bother me this time, right? Look at my [Cute Dog Head Expression]!"
Beihe Sanren: "Hey, why did you suddenly become quiet? Did everyone go to see Xiao Mei Song Shuhang have a cocoon?"
Poyang Ji Guo Da: "[Expression of rubbing the dog's head upstairs in anger]!"
Beihe Sanren: "..."
Poyang Ji Guo Da: "Fellow Daoist Beihe, your sister!"
Beihe Sanren was so funny and laughed and cried - it was unfair. He just saw that the group had been quiet for so long and felt a little uncomfortable, so he sent a message, but he didn't expect to be hit.
Moreover, fellow Taoist Guo, I don’t want to steal your “Dog Head Rub the Tower”. What’s even more unfair is that my dog head... ah, bah, bah, my head is rubbed by you, and you will scold me. I feel so hurt.
Poyang Ji Guo Da: "I won't play anymore, I'll go to bed. Good night, fellow Taoist in Beihe. Today is really evil, and the fire is huge."
Beihe Sanren: "Fellow Dao Guo, good night..."
In this way, the "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group" became quiet again.
About five minutes later.
Guo Da suddenly appeared again with the Poyang Ji: "Come back and look at my [Cute Dog Head Expression]!"
I am the loyal dog of Lord Huangshan: "It's you who are waiting for it! Insert forcefully [the expression of rubbing the dog's head upstairs in anger]!"
I am the loyal dog of Lord Huangshan. I heard the lightning news again and again: "A mortal with fish lips, Ben Doudou knew that you would still be able to kill a shot. He had been ambushing here and waiting for you. Seeing Ben Doudou's claw speed, he snatched your "Dog Rubbing Head Tower". No need to thank me - I've already beaten and copied and pasted these!"
After a while - Guo Da, the Poyang Ji: "[Expression of a dog head upstairs with anger]!"
Poyang Ji Guo Da: "Fuck, the network is delayed!"
Poyang Ji Guo Da: "Doudou, remember it for me. You stole my building twice today. I will never forgive you when we meet next time."
I am the loyal dog of Lord Huangshan: "I'm still saying that, if you don't agree, come rub my dog's head and bite me, hahahaha."
"Dou Dou Da! I'm not playing anymore, I'm going to sleep. I'm sad." Poyang Ji Guo Dadao.
I am the loyal dog of Lord Huangshan: "Good night, fellow Taoist Guo. Also, I would like to remind you that I have nothing to do tonight, so I will keep in front of the computer. I will say 'Dou Dou' tonight', as long as you send the Dog Rush Tower tonight, I will be sure to grab it!"
"Unfortunate, Doudou, please get married quickly." Guo Da, Poyang Ji, gritted his teeth.
I am the loyal dog of Lord Huangshan: "Come on, keep going, come and hurt each other, who is afraid of whom?"
"..." Beihe Sanren: "I always feel that this group is beyond salvation."
As soon as Beihe Sanren finished speaking, Huangshan Zhenjun suddenly appeared: "Ah, fellow Beihe, you have also felt it. I have always felt that this group of pills is beyond help. I really want to disband it."
Beihe Sanren: "【Σ(°△°|||)︴】True Lord, don't be unlucky. We are just kidding. The 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' must exist!" Without this group, where will Beihe Sanren go to the water group?
The words of the True Lord of Huangshan exploded a large number of diving fellow Taoists again.
Mr. Miefeng: "True Lord, I feel that the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' can be rescued for a little more."
When will Mingyue say: "Fellow Daoist Huangshan, I will continue for a second for the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group', don't be too impressed!"
The True Lord Baihe also shouted: "Fellow Taoists to show mercy!" Without this group, how can it grasp the actions of Venerable Bai?
True Lord Huangshan: "Oh... I won't argue with you anymore. I'll continue to capture Fairy Dongfang Jingxue."
After the True Lord finished speaking, he went offline.
How to stop the fellow Taoists in the group from constantly roaming and constantly committing suicide? Method 1: scare them first and let them know that the continuous roaming and continuous roaming and roaming will have serious consequences.
True Lord Huangshan feels that he is a qualified group leader, and he will definitely stop the bad habits in the "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group"!
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On the other side, Song Shuhang was resting in the room.
Song Shuhang's cocoon formation process is coming to an end.
A huge cocoon has been completed, and the cocoon is getting thicker and thicker. The seniors of the onlookers of the "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group" could no longer see Song Shuhang with their naked eyes.
Chapter completed!