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Chapter 696: Senior Sanlang Wants to Be Cremated?

A series of lively explosions sounded.

Kuang Dao Sanlang burst into tears. This is not a regret or sad eye. Sanlang never regrets it when he dies.

This is just a transparent teardrop that flows down because of the pain.

Pain, this is a severe pain that even the fifth-grade Spirit Emperor cannot bear!

Kuang Dao Sanlang felt that his body was being held to the limit, and then with a loud "bang", his body exploded like a pierced balloon!

Brother Yao is really so cruel? It’s so cruel!

He was going to die, and after the explosion, he was really going to die... Just as Kuang Dao Sanlang was thinking this way, his body exploded, but it was like a layer of skin shed, and only a layer of skin exploded. Inside, there was another brand new, white and tender Kuang Dao Sanlang "growing".

Immediately afterwards, this "new Mad Sword Three Waves" was quickly expanded and exploded.

Repeat this way, cycle.

When everyone heard the lively sound of firecrackers, it was actually the explosion of the three waves of the Mad Sword again and again, and the cycle of rebirth continued.

Every "bang" sound means that the three waves of the Mad Sword exploded once. On average, the three waves will explode two to three times in every second!

This terrifying sound of firecrackers lasted for nearly half a minute. Kuang Dao Sanlang felt that he had exploded at least 170 times. Each explosion consumed Kuang Dao Sanlang's physical strength and spiritual power. After more than 170 explosions, Kuang Dao Sanlang was already extremely weak.

You cannot survive, and you cannot die.

Finally, the explosion stopped.

Although the explosion sounded, the explosion was not very powerful, and the Taoist robe on Sanlang's body had not been blown up yet.

Sanlang felt that there seemed to be a thick layer of leather armor all over his body, but that was not leather armor. Those were the old "Mad Sword Three Waves" that died in the explosion!

Pharmacist, Lang and you are incompatible!

Kuang Dao Sanlang thought to himself that after the pharmacist and Jiang Ziyan's wedding was over, he must find a way to give a big gift. He already had many ideas in his mind, and he would implement it after he escaped!

Just as Mad Dao Sanlang was thinking, his body swelled up again... Fuck, come again? Is it over?

However, after this expansion, it did not explode again. It just filled the three waves of the Mad Knife and hung in the air. Then, more than a dozen festive red cloths exploded from him, covering him. Each red cloth drooped down with festive blessings written on it.

Mad Sword Three Waves: "…"

Below, [Feng Chuanzi], played by the pharmacist, led [Murong Hua], played by Jiang Ziyan, and walked step by step towards the wedding scene.

During this period, Director Jacob also specially arranged a close-up of the camera for Kuang Dao Sanlang. Although the wedding scene was a bit inconsistent, he was not filming a costume drama, but in another future world in parallel space, so it would be fine if he arranged a modern-style wedding.

The hero and heroine of the wedding will enter.

The pharmacist's parents sat with a smile on their faces. They had been sitting here for a long time and were waiting for their son pharmacist to enter the house.

The pharmacist's parents had white hair, but they looked very young.

Their cultivation is not high, they are all three-level realm. In fact, if they are ordinary third-level cultivators, by their age, their life span will be almost over.

However, the pharmacist used elixirs to prolong life, which greatly extended the life of his parents.

But because of this, the pharmacist's parents have always been looking forward to seeing the pharmacist get married and give birth to a few fat children in their lifetime.

...

...

Without the crazy sword and three waves, the plot was filmed very smoothly.

【Feng Chuanzi】 and 【Murong Hua】 successfully completed the wedding. The pharmacist and Jiang Ziyan also took the opportunity to set their titles.

During the wedding, Jiang Ziyan did not forget the camera and the plot of the movie outside.

She still performed the role of [Murong Hua] very responsibly. From the beginning, she looked forward to the protagonist [Ling Ye] appearing in time. Later, a faint sorrow appeared between her eyebrows, and in the end she died and completed the wedding with [Feng Chuanzi].

Because of his good mood, Jiang Ziyan performed very well.

The whole plot was filmed like flowing water.

Director Jacob was very satisfied.

At this point, today's filming came to an end.

...

...

The filming of the movie has ended temporarily, but the banquet of the "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group" will not end like this. After all, today is the wedding day of the pharmacist and Jiang Ziyan.

Jiang Ziyan had already secretly arranged a banquet. The dishes were just from ordinary immortal chefs, but the wine was all good. You know, Jiang Ziyan had been preparing for many years for today.

That night, fellow Taoists from the "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group", as well as Song Shuhang, his friends, and members of the crew all had a good time.

Gao Moumou and the ordinary members of the crew got drunk very early and were sent to various rooms to rest by the subordinates of the Spirit Butterfly Master.

After almost drinking, Song Shuhang went out swayingly and looked for senior pharmacist. He originally wanted to find senior pharmacist and give him a gift. He had already thought about the gifts to celebrate senior pharmacist's wedding. Not long ago, did the senior pharmacist ask him for hundreds of years of onion seedlings, but he happened to have fresh onion seedlings in his hand.

However, Song Shuhang, who was half drunk and half awake, did not find the senior pharmacist. It was also right... The senior just finished the wedding with Jiang Ziyan today, and maybe he was in the '* moment worth a thousand gold'.

So Song Shuhang swayed and prepared to go back to his room.

After leaving the gate, he saw that Beihe Sanren and Luochen Zhenjun were pulling Senior Sanlang from the air.

Beihe Sanren laughed and said, "Sanlang, are you still alive?"

When he was in the "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group", the relationship between Beihe Sanren and Kuang Dao Sanlang was actually quite good. Song Shuhang still remembered that when he first joined the group, every time when senior Kuang Dao Sanlang committed suicide, Beihe Sanren would remind him not to overdo it.

At this moment, the still round Kuangdao Sanlang looked pale and smiled weakly.

"It seems that he is still breathing." Zhenjun Luo Chen smiled and said, as he took out a pill from his arms and stuffed it into Sanlang's mouth: "Swallow it, this is the poisonous antidote given by the pharmacist, which can also restore some of your vitality."

After the pill entered the mouth, the Crazy Knife's three round body quickly recovered as before.

I saw that the three waves of the crazy sword at this time were as white as a newborn baby, with smooth skin that made the female cultivator envious.

"I didn't expect that the pharmacist's poison was still a beauty product?" Beihe Sanren joked.

"I... feel like I'm... going to die." Kuang Dao Sanlang said hoarsely.

When Song Shuhang passed by, he happened to hear the words of Senior Sanlang.

Perhaps because he was a little drunk, he stumbled beside Senior Sanlang and said seriously: "Third Sanlang, do you have any last words?"

Beihe Sanren: "..."

Luochen Zhenjun: "..."

As soon as Kuang Dao Sanlang's eyes lit up, he could tell at a glance that Song Shuhang was in a drunk state. So, it must be interesting to tease Song Shuhang?

So, Kuang Dao Sanlang trembled and reached out his hand and grabbed Song Shuhang's hand: "The last words...yes, I need a last words!"

Beihe Sanren: "..." He felt that Sanlang seemed to have started to commit suicide again.

The drunk Song Shuhang grabbed the hand of Senior Sanlang of Kuang Dao: "Senior Sanlang, if you have any last words, please tell me, I will write it down for you."

"When I die... please bury me between the pharmacist and Jiang Ziyan. I can't break them up, and I will squeeze between them and be mistresses." Kuang Dao Sanlang said more and more powerfully.

Song Shuhang nodded, took out a small notebook, and then wrote the words of the Kuang Dao Sanlang on it.

"Wait... it's wrong!" Kuang Dao Sanlang suddenly sighed again: "If I die now, the Medicine Master and Jiang Ziyan don't know when they will die. How can I squeeze between them? This last words are inappropriate."

"Then I will cross out this last words?" Song Shuhang hiccupped and crossed out the last words of Senior Sanlang just now.

"Then change it... and when I die... let me cremate." Kuangdao Sanlang said with a sad face, and the more he spoke, the weaker he became: "No need to build a tomb for me, nor do he have to erect a monument for me. I just need to sprinkle my ashes into the sea. Let my ashes churn with the waves. This is my greatest wish."

"No problem, Senior Sanlang!" Song Shuhang said seriously.

He rewritten the last words of Senior Sanlang, and then... he bent down and carried the Mad Dao Senior Sanlang.

At this time, Kuang Dao Sanlang was in a weak state and could not resist: "My friend Shuhang, what are you doing? Let me down quickly."

"Senior Sanlang, stop talking, it will consume your strength." Song Shuhang said seriously: "I will carry you over and cremate you. Then, I will carry your ashes and ask Senior Bai to take me to the beach. Then sprinkle your ashes into the sea and swell with the waves!"

Song Shuhang, who was half drunk and half awake, was no longer clear-headed, and he didn't even know what he was doing. He had only one thought in his mind, which was to carry the dying senior Sanlang of Kuang Dao to the crematorium and cremate him.

Then, to fulfill his last wish, sprinkle his ashes into the ocean and swell with the waves of the sea.

Mad Sword Three Waves: "…"

Fuck, little friend Song Shuhang is serious?

"No, my friend Song Shuhang, I'm just kidding. Beihe, come and help me!" Kuang Dao Sanlang screamed.

Beihe Sanren: "..." For some reason, he suddenly looked forward to the scene where Song Shuhang cremated the third wave of the Mad Sword. It must be very interesting, right?

So, they watched Song Shuhang carry the three waves and walk towards the distance step by step.

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Unfortunately, in the end, the Sanlang of Kuang Dao was not carried over to cremation by Song Shuhang.

After carrying Senior Sanlang for about two hundred meters, Song Shuhang fell down.

He just lay in the middle of the road, and the Sanlang, who was originally carried on his shoulder, was thrown by Song Shuhang for a long distance.
Chapter completed!
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