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Chapter 348 Hello, is it a domineering Taoist friend? I want to book a big tsunami.

What does disposable Song Shuhang mean? Is there any intimate connection between this thing and the disposable flying sword and the disposable meteor sword?

When I was thinking about this, Song Shuhang felt that his bladder was a little swelling, and suddenly he felt a little anxious to urinate...

"Senior... can you introduce to me the function of this 'disposable Song Shuhang 001 version'?" Song Shuhang asked carefully.

"Don't worry, there is no exaggerated function." Master Bai smiled and comforted Song Shuhang: "This is a talisman adapted from the 'Wanli Flying Technique'. Didn't I say yesterday that I want you to experience the 'Successful Leaping Dragon Gate' first? This is what I made to let you experience the 'Successful Leaping Dragon Gate' to let you experience the 'Running Dragon Gate'."

"Hey... Senior. I just want to ask, will it make me spiral up to heaven in a spiral?" Song Shuhang asked nervously - if he could use the 'Sword Blade Storm' mode to ascend him to heaven, he would have to immediately talk to Senior with his unique skill "500 ways to surrender to human monks"!

"You are not a flying sword, so complex runes cannot be printed on you." Master Bai explained slowly: "This 'disposable Song Shuhang 001 version' has only one function, which greatly simplifies the 'Flying Escape Technique' and leaves the most basic power function. It can add powerful upward push to your body, allowing you to rush back to the Longmen Waterfall.

So... with it, even if you accidentally swim to the tsunami area, as long as you activate it, you can use its powerful driving force to break out of the tsunami area. Moreover, I have been guarding the beach. As long as you activate the 'disposable Song Shuhang 001 version', I can answer you immediately."

Hearing this, Song Shuhang suddenly breathed a sigh of relief - that is to say, this is something like a motor, which can increase his motivation. Even in the tsunami, he can ride the wind and waves with the "disposable Song Shuhang 001 version" and come in the sea. It sounds very good!

Since he could not spiral up to heaven, he was relieved.

"So senior... I'll go into the sea." Song Shuhang was in a good mood. He waved his hand and rushed into the sea.

Master Bai smiled slightly and continued to stand on the reef and became stunned.

After Song Shuhang entered the water, he swam happily for a while and then rushed into the bottom of the sea.

Before diving, he had already used the "turtle breath technique" on himself. The last time he rushed into the universe in a helicopter, Senior Bai taught him the turtle breath technique. It has endless magical uses.

After a turtle breathing technique, you can not breathe for several hours, and save a lot of oxygen for mother Earth every day.

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...

Venerable Bai was stunned for a long time again.

At this time, his cell phone rang. The Venerable opened the screen of the phone and saw the caller "Jiao Zhenjun Jiao Ba Dao" displayed on the phone.

Master Bai stretched, lit the answering call, and then took the call one arm away from him.

"Hey, it's fellow Daoist Bai. It's been a long time since I haven't seen you, hahaha~~ I'm sorry. I was just now in the process of having a 26th baby with my third wife, so I didn't answer your phone. I said, are you asking me for trouble?" There was a 'rumbling' sound like thunder on the other end of the phone, and the sound was very heroic.

This Jiao Zhenjun, Jiao Ba, is one of the old friends of Senior Bai.

Mr. Bai wanted to hold the 'Handle Tractor Competition' not long ago, so he found many old Taoist friends' phone contact information again. This Jiao Zhenjun Jiao Ba is one of the old Taoist friends of Mr. Bai.

"Well, I originally wanted to ask you to gather together in a few days, but I wonder if you are free. We fellow Taoists have not met for more than a hundred years." Bai said with a smile.

"Hang, Fellow Daoist Bai... You have not met for more than a hundred years. We have met for decades. But you have been in seclusion for more than a hundred and fifty years. You have not seen us." The voice of Jiao Zhenjun opposite continued to rumbling.

Venerable Bai: “…”

"But I have been in the twenty-year-old recently. You have made an appointment with a place and I will notify other fellow Taoists that we have to gather together. Congratulations on coming out of seclusion." Jiao Zhenjun laughed.

Master Bai nodded and said, "Okay, I will make a reservation in a few days and I will notify you again. Then, now I have something to trouble you."

Jiao Zhenjun asked, "What's the matter?"

"I remember the ******: The coordinates of the East China Sea are your territory, right? I want to book a small range with you, but it needs a powerful tsunami. Will it be?" asked Master Bai.

"Haha, no problem. But I'll hand over this territory to my 21st daughter now. Wait, I'll contact her later and ask her to have a big tsunami for you. By the way, I'll ask her to contact you directly. Tell her about the specific range, size and height, and power required by the tsunami." Jiao Zhenjun laughed.

It seems that over the past hundred years, Jiao Zhenjun's territory has expanded a lot... and they have begun to divide the territory to their children.

"Your 21st daughter? She was born in the last 100 years? Okay, let her contact me. When the matter is done, I will give her a red envelope for her to meet." Bai Zun smiled.

"Fellow Daoist Bai, you're so polite. Hahahaha~~ I've had several children in the past hundred years. From nineteen to twenty-five of them are all daughters, which is really evil. I'm trying to give birth to a twenty-sixth now, wanting to have another son. In that way, I will have eleven sons, and just take a football team to a football team. Ten years later, I can take my son's football team to the cave of the silly abalone and fight his son's team." Jiao Zhenjun said proudly.

Venerable Bai: “…”

In order to gather a team of men's football teams for sons, Jiao Zhenjun is also fighting hard enough. He is really fighting hard, and he has fought seven lives... Seven daughters, and depending on the situation, if the 26th child is still a daughter, Jiao Zhenjun has to continue fighting hard.

"Then I'll hang up the phone first, let my daughter call you later." Jiao Zhenjun's thunderous voice rumbling, and he hung up the phone after a moment.

Venerable Bai took out his ears and silently put his phone back in front of him.

The issue of Jiao Zhenjun's loud voice was seen when he used the "Thousand Mile Sound Transmission Spell" back then. In recent years, as his strength has steadily improved, his voice has become louder and louder.

While thinking, Master Bai's phone rang again.

A strange number entered.

It should be the daughter of Jiaoba Zhenjun. Venerable Bai opened his cell phone and answered the phone.

"Hello, is it Senior Bai? I am Yu Jiaojiao. I just heard from my father about the specific situation. Senior Bai, where are you? Let me talk in person?" A very cute girl's voice came from the phone.

"Okay, my coordinates are..." Venerable Bai reported his coordinates to Yu Jiaojiao.

By the way, how could Jiaoba’s child be named a cute name like Yu Jiaojiao? (To be continued.)

ps: I suddenly realized... I have exceeded one million words. It’s a happy congratulation, it’s a happy congratulation.
Chapter completed!
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