Chapter 225 Little Monk: I'm Going To Make Money To Treat Hemorrhoids!
Anthony, with gray hair, slowly woke up from the dizziness... He felt like he was in a very bumpy place, like a long time ago, when he was riding a tractor, it was shocked and uncomfortable.
"Damn it, can't let someone have a good sleep?" Anthony murmured, and then he slowly opened his eyes.
Liang! So bright! Liang is so stupid!
When he opened his eyes, he found that there was a light in front of him, all white. Moreover, this light was illuminated in all directions, like a medical shadowless lamp, and could not even see a shadow!
It can be seen that I am on a big ship. But if it is a big ship, why can I see white clouds floating beside the ship?
At this moment, a gentle voice rang in his ear: "Child, you're awake."
Child? I, Tema, are all in my forties and almost fifty years old, and they even call me a child? Anthony's mouth twitched, and then turned his head to look at the gentle voice owner.
When he looked at it, he almost urinated.
It was a human-shaped object that was as white as jade and flawless as his body, with white light illuminating from him. Behind him, three pairs of wings slowly flapped, further highlighting his sacredness and inviolability.
God... Angel? Anthony's boss with his mouth open.
Why do I see angels?
Could it be...I'm dead? No, it's impossible. I have no reason to die like this.
"Where is this?" Anthony asked in a crying voice. He is still very young. He still has many experiments to try. He still has many dreams that have not come true. He feels that he can save it again!
"Don't panic, don't be afraid. Child, this is heaven." The six-winged angel had a loving smile on the corner of his mouth, and his voice was soft, giving people an extremely comfortable feeling.
However, no matter how gentle the smile is, it cannot resolve Anthony's despair at this time.
Heaven, am I dead? He rolled his eyes and fainted...
"Senior Baihe, don't scare him like this. What if you are scared to death by you? We will also replace him with Teacher Li." At this time, next to the six-winged angel, a figure covered in black clothes appeared quietly, and he laughed.
"What a nonsense? I never scared him from beginning to end. Moreover, the name of my ship is 'Heaven', and I didn't lie to him." The six-winged angel still had a gentle tone, and then it shook gently, and the holy light in the sky closed, revealing its true body.
It was a huge white crane, all white, with three wings on both sides. This is its true body. As for the six-winged angel just now, it was his form that transformed into a human form.
It's coincidentally similar to the angel in Western legend. I wonder if it's because of its human form, it has a very good position in the Western world.
This true Lord Baihe is a good friend of the true Lord Huangshan.
Teacher Li was taken away by the American FBI or similar institutions. If this Baihe Zhenjun helps, it would be easy to exchange Anthony for Teacher Li.
In fact, it is easy for Huangshan Zhenjun to send someone to take action, and it is easy to rescue Teacher Xiao Li - but that will cause a lot of unnecessary trouble.
OK... Actually, the above words are all excuses!
In fact, this true Lord Bai He once endured the great kindness of Senior Bai, the kind that he recreated. Wherever Senior Bai needs help, he is always the first to jump out and help.
However, there is another big problem here. The true Lord Baihe refused or dared not meet Senior Bai now. It is said that after he endured the great kindness of Venerable Bai, he jumped around him for about two months.
Then one day, it committed a great death and proposed to Senior Bai.
I’m proposing...and then, I don’t need to say more about the matter.
That was the most painful but sweetest memory in his life, and until now, it still dared not meet Mr. Bai.
However, it also wants to help Master Bai. Even if it is a little bit of a small matter, as long as it has a place to do its best, it wants to help.
Therefore, the True Lord of Huangshan felt at ease and handed over the task of "Saving Teacher Xiao Li" to it.
Teacher Xiao Li was brought to the hands of the American FBI or similar institutions because of Venerable Bai. Taking Xiao out is equivalent to helping Venerable Bai.
Moreover, after Huangshan Zhenjun handed this task to Baihe Zhenjun, Baihe not only would go over to help, but would also owe Huangshan Zhenjun a favor!
Even if you can let others help you, and you can make others owe you a favor. Such a beautiful thing is a fool!
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"By the way, Senior Bai has come out of seclusion again this time? Who is responsible for leading Senior Bai to become familiar with the new era?" Bai He Zhenjun asked the man in black clothes beside him.
The man with a black dress was a subordinate of Zhenjun Huangshan.
Zhou Li, a person in the monk world, is known as the "Zangtian Hook". His responsibility is to deal with all kinds of troubles for Doudou and perfectly wipe Doudou's butt. As a subordinate like him, there is a team under the command of Zhenjun Huangshan.
"Well, Venerable Bai has been out of seclusion for some time. But this time, it is a newcomer responsible for taking care of Venerable Bai." Zhou Li, Zangtian Gou, replied.
"Newcomer? Tsk tsk, the people in Huangshan Zhenjun's group have become old slippery and are unwilling to receive Senior Bai, right? A group of guys without concentration!" Baihe Zhenjun sneered.
Zhou Li: “…”
You are the least qualified to talk about the willpower of fellow Taoists in the True Lord group. At least the fellow Taoists in the group did not do such unconventional things as proposing like you!
"So now, I bet that the newcomer has surrendered to the charm of Senior Bai, right?" asked Bai He Zhenjun. He believed that with Senior Bai's charm, no matter whether the newcomer is a man or a woman, a human or a demon, he will surrender to the charm of Senior Bai and cannot extricate himself!
Zhou Li thought about it and replied, "How can I say this... I heard from Zhenjun that although this newcomer is influenced by Senior Bai's charm, he still maintains a normal relationship with friends."
"What? Can you still maintain a normal friend relationship? Are the newcomers male or female? Are they human or monster?" Baihe Zhenjun asked hurriedly.
"Human, male." Zhou Li replied.
"Male? Is this guy a gay guy? He can actually withstand the charm of Senior Bai!" Bai He Zhenjun said in surprise.
Zhou Li: “…”
Senior Bai He, you said the opposite, it’s just the opposite! It’s because that friend named Shuhang has a normal sexual orientation that can block the charm of Venerable Bai!
In addition, by the way, Baihe Zhenjun is not considered a basic one.
Its race is very special, it is the bloodline of the divine beasts left over from ancient times. When their clan comes out of the eggs, it does not distinguish between genders or yin and yang.
Only when their family finds true love in their lives and makes a special contract similar to an engagement will their family evolve the corresponding gender based on the gender of their lover.
In general, it is a very tall and unconventional race. Before getting married, they would like to pick up girls in their clans, and if they wanted to pick up boys, they would like to pick up boys, and they would really achieve freedom of love.
"Tsk tsk, it seems that after I change Xiao Li back, it is necessary to meet the newcomer this time." Baihe Zhenjun put his wings under his head and put on a contemplative posture.
We must educate the newcomers this time so that they can understand the charm and beauty of their predecessors.
In this world, there are no creatures that do not love Senior Bai! Any creature that does not love Senior Bai is a mistake in the world.
The wrong views of the newcomer, let it be reversed by the true Lord of Baihe himself!
The fire of fighting spirit was burning in the eyes of Baihe Zhenjun.
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On the other side, Jiangnan area.
More than an hour ago, Song Shuhang and Venerable Bai grabbed Doudou and waited over the Jiangshui Civil Aviation Training Center for a long time. The professionals sent by Zhenjun of Huangshan who came to handle the matter (wiping their butts) finally arrived.
Song Shuhang handed the Anthony to this team of professionals and told them the location of the "plane crashing".
After that, the "Beijingba flight incident", the "aircraft crash incident", and the "Xiao Li instructor becoming an astronaut incident" can all be handed over to this professional.
After the explanation was completed, Shuhang and Senior Bai and Doudou returned to the pharmacist's building together.
When Song Shuhang came back, he shouted: "Guoguo!"
——I’m quite embarrassed to say that I asked the little monk to stay at home and not run around and watch the house well. But I and Senior Bai rushed into the universe in one breath, and went back and forth, and didn’t even prepare lunch for the little monk.
I don’t know if the little monk Guoguo is hungry?
After Song Shuhang called twice, there was no response in the room.
"Strange, why didn't you respond? Did you fall asleep?" Song Shuhang said in confusion.
Then, he searched the whole building, but still couldn't see the little monk Guoguo.
"Where did this naughty child go?" Song Shuhang gritted his teeth.
"Shuhang, come and take a look at this." At this time, Senior Bai pointed to the dining table on the third floor, which was a novel that Song Shuhang rented from the bookstore and had not returned.
Song Shuhang looked closer and found that two large paragraphs were written on the cover of the novel.
The first paragraph: "Brother Shuhang, I'm going to make money, don't worry."
The second paragraph: "PS: In the morning, I checked it online with a computer and found that hemorrhoid surgery actually costs 3,000 to 5,000 yuan, which is even more expensive if I am hospitalized! And when I went out, I only brought 1,032,600 yuan, which is still a lot less than the surgery. So, Brother Shuhang, I am going to make money and come back soon!"
"Ahhhh!" Song Shuhang clenched his fists: "Bastard, I really want to piss me off to death, right? I told you to stay at home and stay home to watch, and run around for me, and take my words as a blow to the ears, right? I'll give you a PS, PS your sister! When I catch you back, no matter whether you have hemorrhoids or not, I'll beat you up!"
Chapter completed!