Chapter 1479 Something is wrong, life is full of weirdness(1/2)
"Oh, Xiao Shuhang, you are awake." Senior Xiaobai looked at Song Shuhang, waved his hand to him, and said, "Are you sleeping well?"
"Why did I fall asleep suddenly?" Song Shuhang pinched his chin and began to recall.
At the last moment before I lost consciousness... I should have pulled Senior Huangshan to look at his ninth dragon pattern?
"You just consumed too much mental power, and then you naturally entered a sleepy state, don't worry." Senior Xiaobai replied.
Song Shuhang asked in confusion: "No, I was in good condition at that time?" In addition, I always felt that when Senior Bai replied to him, his eyes were floating where he looked.
"Let this question beside it first, in short, you just had a sleep." Senior Xiaobai replied.
Song Shuhang: "..."
He looked up at the sky. The sky was still a little gray, and it was the time when dawn came.
It seems that I accidentally satisfied several factors of "death" at that time and then was punished?
Having said that.
Senior Xiaobai’s condition is something wrong.
"Next, we will enter this chaotic sea where even the monks feel dangerous and dangerous. Without any other life-saving equipment, even food and water... Xiao Shuhang and I are just relying on a lonely boat to move forward bravely." Senior Xiaobai said seriously.
Song Shuhang: "???"
Senior Bai seemed to be saying something to the camera, and Senior Bai called him... Xiao Shuhang?
He thought he had heard it wrong before.
Have I met a fake senior Bai?
Or...
Song Shuhang followed Senior Bai's gaze and looked behind him.
Then he saw a cell phone floating in the air, recording a video.
"Live broadcast?" Song Shuhang asked.
"Well, the software developed by the team under Xiao Huangshan is not long ago for people in our own cultivation circle to use. I heard that it was commissioned by Xiao Huangshan before fellow Lingdie was retreating." Senior Bai replied.
Song Shuhang: "..."
After Xiao Shuhang, Xiao Huangshan also came out.
Senior Lingdie commissioned the development, so it must be for Yu Rouzi?
"Senior Bai, why did you suddenly remember to play live broadcast?" Song Shuhang asked.
"Because you are bored." Senior Bai replied.
Very powerful reason.
"Then what is the theme of our live broadcast?" Song Shuhang asked.
"As you can see, it is a live broadcast of our adventures in the chaotic sea. I have just started live broadcasting, and the audience is only Xiao Huangshan and a few of his subordinates. It just happened that you woke up, and the task of shooting the live broadcast was handed over to you," said Senior Bai.
Song Shuhang took the phone in a daze.
"In the chaotic sea, the most dangerous thing is that you cannot find the direction of navigation. However, Xiao Shuhang and I don't have to worry. Although we are lonely boats, we have a world-class navigation direction tester." Senior Xiaobai said.
[The little white crane with six wings enters the live broadcast room]
[I'm calling Beixue to enter the live broadcast room]
[I am Doudou, and I like Chuchu to enter the live broadcast room the most]
[The fate that didn't have time to name entered the live broadcast room.]
[Beihe Almonds enter the live broadcast room.]
The fellow Taoists from Jiuzhou No. 1 group arrived quickly at the speed of flooding the screen.
Many people did not download this software. After hearing that Senior Bai started a live broadcast, they immediately downloaded the software developed by Senior Huangshan.
‘Is this the combination of Senior Bai and Senior Huangshan to promote this software?’ Song Shuhang asked in confusion.
Perhaps this live broadcast was a script that had been written long ago, and Senior Bai has been performing, so today, he seems very strange?
Just as Song Shuhang was thinking, the senior Xiaobai in front of him reached out to move something out of the boat's warehouse.
It was a statue that kept sitting cross-legged.
A long rope was tied to the statue.
"Fuck! It's Senior Bai." Song Shuhang was shocked.
This statue sitting cross-legged is Senior Bai in retreat mode.
The one who has been communicating with him in front of me...is the clone?
Senior Bai’s clone talent is very unusual. Every time he transforms into a clone, he seems to have a different personality.
But at the same time, these clones have the same knowledge, ability and means as the body.
Senior Bai clone grabbed the deity and threw it into the sky with force.
Song Shuhang: "..."
He remembered the clone that Senior Bai had split out last time that he threw out his deity as the most powerful hidden weapon in history.
After the original deity in seclusion was thrown into the sky, Senior Bai clone grabbed the rope, swung it hard, and started to rotate.
The fortune that was too late to name: "Fuck! The stone statue is Senior Bai!"
【The fortune that was too late to name made a 1,000 heavenly hijacking machine gun】
Huang Shan was so tired that he wanted to retire: "No wonder, since the live broadcast, I felt that today's fellow Daoist Bai took the wrong medicine. It turned out to be a clone."
[Huangshan is so tired and wants to retire and beat 666 Tianma Tanks]
[I am Doudou, and I like Chuchu to brush 100 Heavenly Tribulation Missiles the most]
I called Bei Xue: "It's so messy! But both of them are fellow Daoist Bai, and both are so cute."
The little white crane with six wings: "..." Bai crane was as entangled as Bi Xue.
Little Feather from Lingdie Island: "Senior Song, the previous senior Bai clone who dared to do this, has been blown up. You should also take care of yourself."
[The small feather from Lingdie Island brushed a celestial atomic bomb]
"What does this matter have to do with me!" Song Shuhang couldn't help but say.
Beihe Apricot: "In theory, you are an accomplice. Because you are recording a live broadcast."
"Looking forward to the next explosion from Shuhang." Dongfang Liu is a girl who is consistent in appearance.
Song Shuhang's hands shivered and his phone was scared.
But when the phone fell, it flew up and fell back to Song Shuhang's hands.
Song Shuhang: "..."
"How will Shuhang die next time?" said the little white crane with six wings happily.
[The little white crane with six wings has swept 1 atomic bomb of the heavenly tribulation]
At this time, in the live broadcast screen, Senior Bai shook his clone with force.
The original deity in retreat swooshed and flew to the front right of the boat.
"It's this direction, go forward at full speed!" Senior Bai's clone laughed.
"I will die, Senior Bai." Song Shuhang reminded.
"It's okay, it's the next clone to die." Senior Bai waved his hand and pulled the rope hard and recycled the statue of the deity.
Song Shuhang: "..."
This time, the "Senior Bai clone" always gives people a completely unreliable feeling.
The lonely boat turned around and rode the wind and waves in the sea again.
Senior Bai's clone put the deity back into the cabin again.
"Senior Bai, is our target of Tiantian Island?" Song Shuhang asked.
"Well, that's right. Pull it down and we will move straight along this direction and we will reach Tiantian Island." Senior Bai clone said: "But in order to prevent deviating from the direction during the voyage, we must reposition the direction at a distance."
"Don't we go through space directly?" Song Shuhang asked.
"No, because we have to break through this chaotic sea and pick a 'chaotic year' fruit from it." Senior Bai replied with a clone.
Song Shuhang's eyes lit up: "Is it a treasure of heaven and earth?"
"Well, eating the fruit that can change people's age at random. It's inconvenient for me to look like this now. It may take hundreds of years to restore my original body shape, which is too troublesome. After taking the fruit of "Ruan Nian", I have the opportunity to randomly reach the age I like. I hope to transform my body into an age group of around 18-28." Senior Bai replied.
As soon as Senior Bai finished speaking, the chat channel in the live broadcast room exploded.
Dongfang Liu is a girl who is consistent in appearance: "What? Senior Bai wants to restore his original state? No, Senior Bai is the cutest now, just keep this look."
[Dongfang Liu is a girl who is consistent in appearance and has 6 Heavenly Tribulation Hydrogen Bombs]
The lychees are not delicious at all: "I also feel that the little senior Bai is the cutest."
To be continued...