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Chapter 144 Big Dog: Lend your chat account to use it!

Song Shuhang gritted his teeth and entered the dormitory and locked the dormitory door.

Such a big Jingba dog may be unique in the world - needless to say, the one in front of you is the Jingba monster dog that chased An Zhi Demon Lord and ran all over the world yesterday, and finally gave An Zhi Demon Lord and drank it hard.

Facts have proved that things like puppies are smaller and cute. Newborn puppies, even local dogs of all kinds of mixed races, are chubby and very cute.

However, as long as the puppy grows, most of them become completely unlovely - even if it is a cute puppy breed like Jingba, when it grows more than five meters long, it has nothing to do with cuteness.

The Jingba monster dog squatted on the ground, sticking out his tongue and panting, just like an ordinary puppy. In fact, a demon dog of its level is not afraid of heat at all, so why are you sticking out your tongue?

For a moment, Song Shuhang remembered the method of the Xiannong Sect, "Roaring at the large carnivorous demon dog: Fuck the mud horse, the horse's pussy has a breed to eat me!"

Well, he is not funny, so don't do this anymore.

"Hello." Song Shuhang bent his teeth and waved to the big Jingba demon dog.

"Huhuhuhu." Da Jingba tilted his head and looked like he might be very cute after shrinking by more than ten times.

"Can you understand what I said? I know that high-level monsters are all wise." Song Shuhang breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that the big monster dog had no intention of attacking him.

The big Jingba demon dog changed its angle and continued to tilt its head to act cute.

"Don't you understand Mandarin?" Song Shuhang asked in confusion.

This big demon dog must be wise and not worse than that of humans. This can be seen from its "blowjob" expression when facing members of the Xiannong Sect.

However, after all, the demon dog is not a human, and does not have nine-year compulsory education. Maybe it will speak a sweet-tongued or some weird accent? So it doesn’t understand Mandarin?

So, when the disciple of the Immortal Ground Sect was trying to death in front of the big demon dog, shouting, "Fuck the mud horse, I'm going to eat me!", it didn't understand at all? So, he spared the two disciples of the Immortal Ground Sect?

The more Song Shuhang thought about it, the more he realized that this possibility was possible.

So?, it should judge the meaning of the words through human expressions and tone?

Thinking of this, Song Shuhang's heart moved, and he thought of a joke he had seen not long ago.

So he smiled and said in a gentle tone: "Hello, your mother is a big monkey?"

After hearing this, the Jingba demon dog stopped acting cute, his head was straightened, and his tongue retracted. Its eyes showed a playful expression again.

Then, it replied in a Beijing-style replies with a word that is full of words and sounds: "Your mother is a gorilla! Wang!"

"..." Song Shuhang was speechless.

This Jingba monster dog is full of evil taste!

After the Great Jingba Demon Dog finished speaking, she stuck out her tongue and gasped in a breath. She blinked her eyes when she looked at Song Shuhang's speechless expression.

Song Shuhang sighed, took off his shoes and walked towards the dormitory bedroom - at the same time, he felt more at ease. This big demon dog would joke with him, at least he wouldn't eat him, right?

He came to the bedroom, and the Jingba demon dog also entered.

"You, have something to do with me?" Song Shuhang thought for a long time, but didn't know what to call this Jingba monster dog.

"Well, I'll ask a few questions." The Jingba Demon Dog once again spoke: "You have had contact with the 'pharmacist' recently?"

Song Shuhang immediately became alert and thought about how to answer.

"No need to deny it. In fact, I smelled the 'pharmacist' on you a few days ago. Well, I smelled the scent of the little girl from Su's family on you yesterday, and later on the guy from Su's family Aqi." The Jingba monster dog knew everything and reported the names of several monks who had recently come into contact with Song Shuhang.

When Song Shuhang heard this, his mind flashed.

"Are you the treasured demon dog that runs away from home by Zhenjun Huangshan?" He still remembered that as soon as he entered the group, the members of the group were saying that Zhenjun Huangshan was very busy in those days, and his treasured demon dog was lost again.

At that time, Song Shuhang thought that the seniors in the group were all sick, and believed that Huangshan Zhenjun's family was a pet dog that was lost.

Well...it seems to be a pet dog now. Jingba is a pet dog breed, Huangshan? The one from the Jun family is a bit bigger.

"Wang." Jingba's demon dog tilted his head and looked angry - don't ask Song Shuhang why he could see an angry expression on a dog's face, he could see it magically anyway.

"The True Lord Huangshan didn't bring you back last time?" Song Shuhang asked in confusion. Recently, the True Lord Huangshan has been emerging online. He thought the big demon dog had been retrieved.

"Wang." The Jingba monster dog changed its head in a different direction and continued to snort in anger.

Song Shuhang sighed inwardly - Well, it is also quite hard for the True Lord of Huangshan to have such a pet dog.

"So, are you asking me for something?" Song Shuhang asked.

"I want to find a pharmacist, and ask him for some elixirs as snacks." The Jingba demon dog continued to be cute: "So I followed you yesterday, wanted to find a pharmacist, followed by ah, and followed him all the way to the hospital. Then, I was so terrified that some bastard put a poison gas bomb. I didn't care about it for a while, and I was so disgusting that I couldn't eat anything for a day. Woof!"

"..." Song Shuhang's mouth twitched. Could it be the 'stench pill' he put on?

"So, I want to ask you, where is the pharmacist now?" asked the Jingba Demon Dog.

"Senior Pharmacist seems to have something to do temporarily, so he went to help a few friends treat his illness. Several of his friends encountered some problems while taking the risk, and it seemed that they had lost their memory. Therefore, Senior Pharmacist will not come back in a few days. If you are not in a hurry, you can come to him a few days later." Song Shuhang replied.

The Jingba Demon Dog thought for a while: "Okay, then I'll find him a few days later. Finally, are you a new member of the Jiuzhou No. 1 group? You have contacts with the pharmacist and have contact with the guy Aqi of Su. But I haven't seen you in the group before."

Song Shuhang nodded: "Well, I am indeed a new member of Jiuzhou No. 1 group."

"That's good. I'll use your account. Can I talk to you a few words? Wow!" The Jingba monster dog suddenly became excited and its tail shook quickly.

"Chat?" Song Shuhang looked at his small computer, then looked at the giant Jingba that was more than five meters long. With a light touch of its claw, his computer would have a shattered fracture and then sent it to the recycling station, right?

"I can shrink!" As soon as I saw Song Shuhang's gaze, the Jingba monster dog immediately understood. Its body swayed gently, and in the white light, it soon became only the size of an ordinary Jingba.

It looks so cute at this size?!

"How is it? I'll turn into a handsome guy. Come on, turn on the computer and enter the account." The Jingba Demon Dog jumped happily.

"Okay." Song Shuhang opened the computer, but did not log in to the chat software account on the desktop. Instead, he flipped out another independent chat software backup in a subfolder of the E disk and logged in with it.

Since the incident with the Master of the Hall, he has become more careful about his identity as a "monk" and has also made various protections on the computer. He does not dare to keep records of logging in with the account in the computer. He uses the Internet cafe mode and automatically eliminates the chat account records every time he logs out.

After entering the account and password to log in to the Soft Sky Software, he turned around and gave the computer to the Big Demon Dog - he was still careful. After all, whether Jingba was the one from the Zhenjun family of Huangshan was just a guess.

The Jingba Demon Dog climbed onto the computer desk happily - it seemed that after it became smaller, it even lost its weight. Otherwise, the computer desk would have collapsed.

Then, it skillfully used a crawler to knock on the chat window of the "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group".

Then, Wubi input method was called out!

When I go, it can use Wubi input method? I always use pinyin! Song Shuhang said in his heart.

While thinking, the Jingba Demon Dog had already typed a string of words on the keyboard, and the typing speed was still very fast.

Jiuzhou No. 1 Group.

Shushan is under great pressure: "@True Lord Huangshan, Huangshan, you are such a fool - come out! Come out, you have a vegetative out!"

Song Shuhang's cold sweat suddenly appeared, and he couldn't stop it.

"?" Beihe Sanren was the first to reply, and he asked in confusion: "My friend Shuhang?"

True Lord Huangshan: "..."

Shushan was under great pressure: "Wow, I escaped again, how about it! Huangshan is so stupid - pussy! Come and bite me!"

Song Shuhang silently looked at the Jingba demon dog and typed quickly on the keyboard - If Senior Pharmacist saw this picture, he would definitely cry in the toilet!

Beihe Sanren: "..."

Yunyou Monk Tongxuan: "..."

Pharmacist: “…”

Then there are the seniors in a row, with the ellipsis remaining in line.

Needless to say, they had guessed the reason - the treasured demon dog from Zhenjun Huangshan's family ran away from home again. And for some reason, it even ran to Xiaoyou Song Shuhang and used Xiaoyou Song Shuhang's account to chat online.

"Xiao Doudou, stop making trouble." Huangshan Zhenjun replied.

"Tsk, I'll make trouble, what do you do to me? You're the first to bite me, come and bite me!" Jingba happily typing hard on the keyboard.

This has just been posted.

[System prompt: (***********8) Shushan has been under great pressure and has been banned from the group leader Huangshan Zhenjun for one day.]

Being banned.

In the past few days, Huangshan Zhenjun has used the Great Forbidden Genius more times than last month. I feel tired of him even if I think about it.

"Fuck, Huangshan is so stupid, how dare I ban my words! Wool wool wool!" said the Jingba monster dog angrily.

If I were the True Lord of Huangshan, you would definitely be forbidden. No, I would definitely consider whether to eat dog meat hotpot for dinner. Song Shuhang, who said in his heart.

——No, wait, this account is mine!

At this time, in the group No. 1 of Jiuzhou, Zhenjun Huangshan spoke: "My friend Shuhang, Xiao Doudou will trouble you to take care of him for a while. When I finish my work here, I will rush to you to pick it up for two months at most. Before that... don't let Xiao Doudou run away!"

Song Shuhang looked at the Jingba monster dog, then looked at his thin arms and legs. He looked at the "Little Doudou"? He felt that he could not see any hope at all in this task.

The Jingba monster dog turned his head and looked at Song Shuhang: "Wang Wang, Huang Shan Da Si, how can this rookie watch me?"
Chapter completed!
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