Chapter 1385 Cute little horn(1/2)
Song Shuhang told the story in a casual manner.
"The Diary of the Ascetic Monk" is not a self-report, but a writing of the ascetic monk's ascetic practice from the perspective of an bystander.
"A long time ago, there was a monk. He was bald, wearing a thin linen cloth, and walking barefoot. He was thin, but his eyes were bright, with essence, energy and full spirit." Song Shuhangdao.
"A very ordinary monk, is this story interesting?" Yu Rouko asked.
Su Shiliu covered his mouth and chuckled: "Shuhang, you are still a big bald man now."
Song Shuhang subconsciously touched his bald head: "No, I have hair enhancement techniques... When I look back and solve the problem of 'blue hair', I think it's okay to have any hair length. If I want, I can still grow my hair to the waist."
"Oh, who will Senior Song marry after his long hair is enough to reach his waist?" Yu Rouzi giggled.
Song Shuhang rubbed his temples: "Why do I want to get married? I am the only one in the family, of course I am marrying a wife."
The fine tradition of the ‘Jiuzhou No. 1 Group’ – off-topic topics.
"You will soon be no longer the only one." Suddenly, a voice sounded behind Song Shuhang.
It was a strange voice, erratic and smirk.
Song Shuhang turned his head but found no one.
"Is it auditory hallucination?" Song Shuhang said in confusion.
"No, I heard it too. There was a voice just now saying that Senior Song, you will soon be no one." Yu Rouzi said.
Su Shishiliu nodded: "So too."
"What does it mean? It's not that I'm a single seedling. Could it be that my parents have another child? Although the second child policy was opened a few years ago, my parents are no longer planning to have another child. Because I was in junior high school at that time," Song Shuhangdao.
Yu Rouzi poked Song Shuhang: "Senior Song, after we were locked in the small dark room of Heaven, people in the heavens and all worlds have forgotten us. Will aunts and uncles have forgotten you too?"
Song Shuhang's body stiffened.
Su Shishi Ashiliu: "Auntie and uncle have taken Lingmai Bicha and Huoquan. They should be getting younger and younger now."
Because Song Shuhang was kind to Su Shiliu, Su Shiqi secretly arranged some disciples near Song Shuhang's house to protect the safety of Song Shuhang's parents. So when Song's father and Song's mother are getting younger and younger, A Shiliu also has information in hand.
Yu Rouzi clapped her hands: "Auntie and uncle forgot about Senior Song, and they became younger and younger... Well, according to my detective Yu Rouzi's inference, when Senior Song, you come home, your aunt may be pregnant with a child. I wonder if it is your younger brother or sister?"
Song Shuhang immediately knelt down.
Because this possibility is too great.
What should he do if he finds that he has a younger brother or younger sister?
Song Shuhang pondered for a moment...
Actually, if you think about it carefully, it feels quite touching.
Multiple younger brothers or sisters are very cute.
He can secretly take her or him out to play - for example, quietly take her or him to fly with a sword, fly to the sky, and make her or him laugh happily in the sky.
Or take her or him into the sea, hold up the sword light, and escape to the depths of the seabed in one breath, allowing them to experience the beauty of the underwater world up close.
Even if he is at the fifth grade now, it is okay to go directly to space!
With him, at a very young age, you can let your younger brother or sister experience a dreamy life.
When other children are having Superman Dreams, Immortal Dreams, and Hero Dreams, they can directly let their younger brothers and sisters experience the life of Superman and Immortals.
No, I suddenly felt a little looking forward to it.
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"If my aunt gave birth to a son, can you get married Shuhang?" A Shiliu asked.
Song Shuhang was confused: "Ha?"
"Look at the expression, I understand." A Shiliu pinched his chin: "Then can you accept marrying each other?"
"Marry each other?" Song Shuhang continued to look confused.
"The woman married to the man and had a wedding. Then the man married to the woman and had a wedding." A Shiliu gestured with both hands.
An indolent marriage pattern.
"Is this operation meaningful?" Song Shuhang was amused and crying.
"Well, yes. You can deal with some old antiques." Su Shishishi's Sixteen Dao.
Song Shuhang asked in confusion: "Old antique?"
"Senior Song, you know too little about the cultivation world. In some cultivation families in the cultivation world, there are always some old antiques that have the idea of "unique secret techniques cannot be passed on outside", "The daughter gets married and is from someone else's family, so the martial arts are passed on to men but not women", "After the daughter learns her own unique skills, she also needs to find a way to make the martial arts not pass on outside"." Yu Rouzi laughed.
As she smiled, she suddenly realized.
Is Ah Shiliu trying to marry Senior Song?
Is the relationship between Shiliu and Senior Song so good? Why doesn’t she know?
"So that's it." Song Shuhang understood. In fact, the thinking of these old antiques is not a mistake for a "family family". Because it is this way of thinking that can continue a family for a longer time. The aristocratic family is different from the sect after all, and they pay more attention to the principle that the martial arts cannot be passed on.
"Actually, there is still a solution." Yu Rouzi raised his finger and said, "If Senior Song, you have enough strength, you will not have this trouble. At least the seventh-grade Venerable... No, the eighth-grade Xuansheng is safe. Well, if you have the strength of the ninth-grade Tribulation Immortal, no matter which sect or family it is, there will be no problem. Even if you want to marry the female head of the aristocratic family, no one will object."
If Tianhe Su family also hides the existence of her father's level strength, then at least the eighth-grade Xuansheng must be insured.
Su Shishi's Sixteen Dao: "It makes sense."
"What makes sense? Are you a ninth-grade catastrophe immortal? There is no catastrophe immortal in our 'Jiuzhou No. 1 group' now. Even Xuan Sheng only has the new senior Bai and the seventh-cultivation senior, at most a prepared senior spirit butterfly." Song Shuhangdao.
Yu Rouzi bowed to Song Shuhang: "Bald Song Xuansheng, long-term, long-term."
Song Shuhang: "..."
It hurts heart, Yu Rouzi.
Su Shiliu lowered his head and thought slightly. He didn't need to be a robbery immortal. He just needed to be promoted to the seventh-grade venerable, so he could have enough voice. If she became a saint, no one in Su Shi in Tianhe would stop her, and it would be too late to coax her.
"Ahhhh, the topic is wrong." Yu Rouko clapped her hands and said, "Senior Song, continue to tell your story."
Song Shuhang: "I thought you forgot this topic."
"Stay talk, let's listen." Su Shishi's sixteenth way.
"Well, then I'll continue talking." Song Shuhangdao.
Then, he began to tell the ascetic process of the monk.
For example, walking in the snow and not eating or drinking for dozens of days.
The monk walked in the sharp rock forest, stepped barefoot on the sharp rocks, and slept in the open air.
The monk met some monsters and won them in battle, but did not kill them, but only subdued them.
The monk walked all the way and finally arrived at a terrible jungle with various poisonous insects. After entering it, the monk was immediately poisoned and almost died.
Because the original work uses a lot of gorgeous words to describe the detailed state of the poisoning of the monk. Song Shuhang could not skip this paragraph when he told this story.
The poisoned monk - purple lips, black face, violent gasps, painful screams, desperately grasping the ground with his fingers.
Su Shi Ah Sixteen: "…”
Yu Rouko: "..."
The two women always feel that something is wrong with this story. The description of the process of the monk suffering is too detailed, right? The author has been happy from writing about the process of the monk suffering?
"The poisoned monk died for a lifetime, but in the end he overcomes the poison with his strong willpower and restores his vitality!" Song Shuhangdao.
"It's too irritating. If your will can overcome the poison, why do you need an antidote? It's irritating to not look for an antidote at this time, it's simply irritating." The illusory voice behind him suddenly inserted.
Song Shuhang turned his head and looked behind him again.
Obviously, there was a master following them. The master's strength was unfathomable, and Song Shuhang could not sense his existence.
"Can you sell anything for seniors? I have something to buy." Yu Rouko shouted.
The voice that was complaining disappeared suddenly.
Song Shuhang: "..."
It's him indeed.
"Shuhang continues the story." Su Shiliu said with his eyes narrowed.
Through this story, she seemed to have realized something, but she still had a layer of paper and she did not understand it thoroughly.
She wants to finish listening to this story.
So, Song Shuhang continued to tell the story.
The ascetic monk climbed over mountains barefoot, crossed swamps, stepped across the desert, swam across the sea. He encountered storms, was hit by lightning, crossed the sea of fire, and was buried alive by sandstorms.
His experience was simply Spartan, and it was admirable.
"Finally!" Song Shuhang licked the corner of his mouth. After laying the groundwork for so long, the most interesting part has come.
When Yu Rouzi heard the word "last", she also became interested. What did the monk get after he practiced asceticism?
Su Shiliu also pricked up his ears. She felt that she was about to "understand" and that was just a little short of the last.
To be continued...