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Chapter 1306 Dragon and Lion Dance? Dragon and Lion: MDZZ(1/2)

"It's nothing. I am a good citizen who abides by the law. I won't be as cruel as cutting ivory." Song Shuhang retorted: "In fact, the ivory was cut down by the other party himself."

"You are lying to the ghost!" Fairy Liu Cultivation said angrily.

"But that's the truth. Haha, it's actually like this. The magic elephant Xuan Sheng wanted to plot against me just now, and he cut his ivory to curse me. The curse failed. In the end, I exchanged a pair of whale holy bones for his ivory, making five or six times more profitable." Song Shuhang explained the cause and effect of the matter.

Sixth Cultivation Fairy: "…"

Reality is always more ridiculous than movies.

What is the illusion that the "Gods and All Realms" are using various coincidences to send "Eighth-grade Refining Materials" to Song Shuhang?

Could it be that she accidentally set up a flag?

I just thought about it in my mind and tried to resist and didn't say it out loud. Can I raise the flag in this way?

The Six Cultivation Fairy was dissatisfied with one hundred thousand dissatisfaction.

"With this object tooth, we can refine the [Pillar of the Holy Elephant Commander] in the 'Thirty-Three Beasts Combination Artifact'. Having said that, the Pillar of the Holy Elephant Commander is a stick, right?" Song Shuhang said.

Fairy Liu Cultivation shook his head: "It's the pillar. You will only know how big it is after it is refined. How to use it? You can study it carefully at that time. OK, don't disturb me to refine the weapon."

The fairy wants to be alone and be quiet.

Song Shuhang: "Then I won't disturb the Liu Xiu Fairy."

After his consciousness left the core world, Fairy Liu Cultivation secretly wiped his tears, waved his hammer and smashed it fiercely towards the "Turtle Holy Shell".

Since she has received the "reward", no matter how hard or tired she is, she will definitely refine two sets of "Thirty-three combination magic weapons".

She has professional ethics.

I hope that the Seventh and Fourth Cultivators can return safely soon, so that these two people can see how much hardship she has suffered for them.

Every hammer is her tears.

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Song Shuhang's consciousness returns to the present world.

Beside him, Senior Bai asked, "Shuhang, can we now lock the coordinates of the magic elephant through the 'whale bone', and after Doudou's wedding, should we consider giving it a color?"

"If he goes over and fucks him now, will he be prepared?" Song Shuhang asked.

Senior Bai clone pinched his chin: "That's right, I hope the other party won't throw away the pair of 'whale holy bones'. After waiting for a few years, my body wakes up and we can go and attack them."

"If I were the Demon Elephant Xuansheng, I would definitely trade the 'Whale Holy Bone' as soon as possible." Song Shuhangdao.

Senior Bai clone: ​​"But maybe the other party will refine the 'Whale Holy Bone' and then insert it back into the nose as an ivory? After all, its own ivory has just been sawed off. The degree of hardness of your Whale Holy Bone is not weaker than his 'Ivory'."

"Puff~ This is OK?" Song Shuhang couldn't help laughing out loud as long as he imagined the scene where the "Demon Elephant Xuansheng" used whale bones as ivory.

At the same time, he also discovered something.

There is indeed a little difference between Senior Bai’s clone and Senior Bai’s original deity.

Especially when making some ‘decisions’, Senior Bai’s clone generally does not make decisions by himself, but is used to obeying other people’s opinions. Sometimes he is more accustomed to receiving some instructions.

This is definitely the most enviable "clip talent".

"Senior Song, the wedding team is here!" At this time, Doudou [Yu Rouzi Version] on the Golden Throne cried happily.

She sat the highest and looked the farthest.

Directly in front of the team, a gorgeous wedding bride-welcoming team is slowly approaching.

At the front, there was a huge lion standing up, wearing a red dress, carrying a big gong on his front limbs, and pounding hard.

Behind the big lion are two rows of eight monks who are pedaling with auspicious cloud flying magic weapon. They hold high signs in their hands with the word "囍" posted on it.

Behind it is a lively dragon dance team.

A cute girl was guiding her in front with a ‘dragon ball’, and behind her was a 100-meter-long dragon!

At this time, the dragon was confused. Its head was decorated with two lifelike "dragon whiskers", and its horns were also decorated, making its head look more similar to the "real dragon". Its body was covered with red "dragon scales", and two dragon legs were installed at the end.

It looks particularly festive.

And under it, there are more than a dozen suction cups firmly attached to its abdomen, and golden sticks are connected to the suction cup.

More than a dozen young monks with fourth-level cultivation held these sticks and were seriously "dance dragons".

Song Shuhang has watched many dragon dance performances since he was a child, but this is the first time he has seen this dragon dance mode in front of him.

"Hey, stupid, awkward, the old man's waist can't stand it." In a vague way, you could still hear the dragon complaining.

"I'm sorry, Senior Yue Jiao, we didn't mean it." A young monk below stuck out his tongue and said.

"According to the rehearsal, damn it, who was the mentally retarded who proposed this kind of 'dance dance' wedding method?" Jiaolong grinned.

"Senior Yue Jiao, you are pretty good, are our brothers even worse?" Next to the dragon dance team are six lion dance teams.

Like the "Dragon Dance", the so-called lion dance is two fourth-grade young monks carrying big lions. These big lions are carried, constantly spinning, jumping, and jumping.

"You brothers, six of you lost yesterday?" Yue Jiao asked.

"Yes, yesterday was a weird person. One night, our six brothers met the 'Tian Hu' at both tables, so they had to pay off their debts. Yesterday, they met a master." A lion blinked.

"Did you think that guy was a thousand yesterday?" said the other lion.

"I also doubt that otherwise we brothers would have lost so badly." Another lion said.

Yue Jiao rolled his eyes: "With this old man here, how can the other party be so easy to get a thousand? He is not as skilled as a human, and if he loses, he loses. Oh, that idiot at the tail, he is in the wrong position. Do you believe it or not? Is it a big deal that will break you?"

"I'm sorry, Senior Yue Jiao. I'm just a little nervous." The young monk said.

Because we are about to meet the "First Saint of Thousand Years" Ba Song Xuansheng, the Master of the Seven-Life Funeral Talisman of the Thousand Years", and the Sixth Saint of Thousand Years, the "First Saint of Thousand Years". In addition, we may also meet the "Seventh Saint of Thousand Years" Seven-Cultivation Saint Lord.

These young disciples were excited to meet the most famous Xuansheng in the monk world in one breath.

"No matter how nervous you are, don't mess up the rhythm, otherwise don't blame the uncle for breaking you up." Yue Jiao gritted his teeth.

Damn, the guys who came up with the idea of ​​"Dan Zhenlong and Dan Zhen Lion" are mentally retarded.

But I have to say that the dragon and lion dance are very powerful.

The wedding party met Doudou's "marriage sedan chair".

Then, the dragon and lion turned around and the two teams began to merge.

The young monk who danced dragons and lions couldn't help but glance at "Ba Song Xuansheng, Bai Sheng" when he turned around.

There is also the Seven-Birth Talisman Saint Lord in the Immortal Boat behind.

I was so excited to see the Three Saints all at once.

Unfortunately, the Seven Cultivation Saints are not present.

Afterwards, the dragon and lion began to dance and lead the way ahead.

The one holding the "囍" brand mixed with the Doudou demon sedan team's singing, followed closely behind.

Behind are several "Immortal Boats" from relatives and friends.

The team continued to move forward slowly, gradually moving away.

"Senior Song, such dragon and lion dance are so good!" Doudou's eyes shiny again.

Song Shuhang nodded: "It's indeed extraordinary."

"Anyway, if I get married in the future, I will definitely prepare a golden sedan chair and dragon and lion dance, plus wolf dance and cat dance, which will definitely be very touching." Doudou [Yu Rouzi Version] said happily.

In the fairy boat behind him, Jiaoba Zhenjun, Master Xuelang Cave, and Young Master Miefeng suddenly shuddered.

"What's going on? I suddenly feel a little cold?" said Jiaoba Zhenjun.

Master of Snow Wolf Cave: "It's evil, I feel this way too."

Mr. Mie Feng: "I suddenly wanted to find a warm place to stay."

When Mad Dao Sanlang heard this, he thought for a moment.

Then, Kuangdao Sanlang took out a transparent goldfish tank. The goldfish tank was relatively large and more than half a person tall.

The fellow Taoists looked puzzled, not knowing why Kuang Dao Sanlang suddenly took out the fish tank.

While thinking, Young Master Mie Feng suddenly entered the fish tank. His body softly shrank into a ball, covering the entire fish tank, and then drilled his head out of the mouth of the fish tank.

Master of Snow Wolf Cave: "..."

Jiaoba Zhenjun: "..."

Lychee Fairy: "…"

Kuangdao Sanlang nodded silently and took out a notebook to record it: "Sure enough, just like what I saw on the Internet. Sometimes when I saw a goldfish tank, the cat wouldn't help but get in. The experiment was very successful."

Young Master Miefeng: "Meow?"

Beihe Sanren rubbed his face - he felt that when Young Master Miefeng came out of the fish tank, it would be the end of the Mad Sword Three Waves.

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The wedding party and Doudou's sedan chair gradually drifted away and disappeared.

At this time, another team carrying golden sedan chairs appeared from nearby.
To be continued...
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